"I was sitting next to Odell Beckham Jr., and it was so amazing because it was like he looked at me and he determined I was not the shape of a woman by his standards. He was like, “That’s a marshmallow. That’s a child. That’s a dog.” It wasn’t mean — he just seemed confused.
The vibe was very much like, “Do I want to fuck it? Is it wearing a … yep, it’s wearing a tuxedo. I’m going to go back to my cell phone.”"
Wow, so one of the best wide receivers in the NFL didn't want to bang a hard 3 in men's formal wear with a bitchy personality?
I bet Lena agreed with that Tranny that made a YouTube video crying about how guys don't want to fuck her just cuz she has a dick & that's unfair & men are wrong for that
Oh I have no idea. It was just a thing that made the rounds on the internet like a year ago. A tranny was crying & saying how it's not far that guys "she" likes won't give her a chance because she's got a dick and people actually agreed. Meanwhile no one ever feels sorry for any guy over the millions of possible reasons why girls they wanna fuck won't fuck them
And if he did, and was openly assertive about it she'd have smashed him for just assuming that because a woman was dressed nicely she was trying to hook up.
Clearly the only thing he did wrong was accidentally end up in the same room as her.
People here make fun of Gavin, but he is right about how if you ignore SJWs and don't apologize they are like rats left alone in a cage. They will kill and eat each other. They don't have anything unless you give it to them. The SJWs also don't get along with stay at home mom's or women with normal values, so what market do they really have?
Edit: I could have worded that better. I just mean that the only people interested in SJWs are other SJWs, and they are just a very shrill minority. Once people just leave them alone, they cannot survive by themselves. Lol, that doesn't sound good either. Fuck it, I mean they can't make money by being whiny cunts crying wolf.
When the angry video game nerd made that video saying he wasnt going to watch the ghostbusters movie the sjw elite came down on him hard, they attacked him from every angle.
He never responded back and just moved on.
Everyone already forgot.
That's exactly what I loved most about this article. It's two SJW's getting ripped apart by other SJW's. And although thr article tried to explain why they deserve to be, I still have no idea. It wasn't some faux pas, it wasn't an off colored joke, it was (in my mind) two SJW's talking like SJW's and getting eviscerated by other SJW's for either no reason at all or some incomprehensible reason normal people can't see. Lmfao, it makes it so much better.
I'm not going to read the article again to fact check but I think the 2 of them took a jab at jezebel? It's brilliant, "oh you're brand of SJW is different than my brand of SJW? Fuck you then you fuckin bigots" hahahahahaha.
I'm not going to read the article again to fact check but I think the 2 of them took a jab at jezebel?
There was something towards the end about Dunham's newsletter being a feminist voice without the snark of Jezebel. And that's really all I could get out of this article: Jezebel is paranoid that the new cuntrag might supplant them as top hen so they're on the offense. cluck cluck
This can be said about every single extreme ideology. Christians fighting over who the true Christians are, conspiracy nuts fighting over who is and isn't controlled opposition, they all love to pile on their own.
People make fun of him because he started that "Proud Boys" group, but that was pretty recent. I think it's more that he does something he calls "belly-flop" speaking, it's kind of what Trump does, where you aren't careful about what you say, you don't try not to piss people off, you use generalizations, etc. So, if you do disagree with what he says, it's going to bother you even more.
As far as i was aware this sub started hating him for his antics being overplayed...and also i remember some pointing to his appearance on Joe Rogans podcast and him being exposed in the form of arguing...(i also could be thinking about Milo on that front tho)
He deserved to get fired for claiming he was a "white legal gun owner" in those tweets. The fact that he's a sandnigger who thinks he's white infuriates me.
many militant racially-preoccupied people on both sides of the racial divide are mixed and racially ambiguous. it's as if they became interested in the topic to figure out what the hell they are, and they need to reject one side or the other to ease the anxiety of some horrible existential identity crisis.
it's kind of like the thing where homophobes are often closet queers. does that mean anthony and samcro are closet niggers?
Ant got in trouble for Twitter, and couldn't stop using it. He didn't leave the rats alone. Colin Quinn actually has a funny Twitter, but it is a parody, or basically a Chip like account.
It also, very strangely, projects leering and potentially misogynist thoughts onto the mind of Odell Beckham Jr., a black football player for the New York Giants.
lol so apparently feminism is to the point where it puts race above gender.
As much as I don't want to support these people I kind of do want to support them when they're eating their own. If they see this article got a lot of views they might start attacking Big Fat Amy and Lena Dumb Ham even more.
The whole point of social justice is finding someone to hate. They tell themselves it's the opposite, of course. But it's just human DNA doing what it does. When you break it down to its basic level, it's indistinguishable from bigotry.
I think huge feminist find them "problematic" because they can never be happy. So their sweet spot is "feminist but not too feminist". Like, their fan base is Huffington Post readers, not Salon readers
At the end of the article the article says they dissed Jezebel, so I think they're slamming them because they talked shit about, nothing deep about it.
Lena Dunham sometimes starts to use a weird "cool dude" voice around Amy Schumer in an attempt to impress her.
xD
It would be easy as pie to write an ode to what Amy Schumer has done for comedy over the past five years, for storytelling and for the grand old cause of feminism. She's made issues our foremothers fought in vain to bring to popular attention into an easy part of our national vocabulary, all the while causing us to spit milk from our noses with giddy laughter.
This cunt is delusional. What issues?
She is fiercely loyal, as protective as any Long Island soccer mom, as loving as a hospice nurse. She's the person holding the cup of water at the end of the marathon, because she knows what hard work and tough times look and feel like.
Like when your friend's comments are run through the outrage machine and you...immediately distance yourself and act like he wasn't even part of your life? SO LOYAL!
+1 on the loyalty bit. I hated the bit where she tried to say that he didn't write on the show anymore in an attempt to keep people from asking her about it. What does that matter?
sometimes reading "progressive" stuff really is a bit like trying to learn a new language. the other day i read something about "male gazing," but i didn't bother looking it up and just stopped reading.
LD: The other thing that I get really crazy about is this new world in which women aren’t just supposed to be protected from actions, they’re supposed to be protected from language. Women are so strong. My ovary has basically exploded in my stomach twice, and I was pretty chill about it. You think I can’t listen to some short comedy loser say something dumb about rape?
yeah I downloaded "How Did You Get This Number" because it was praised on reddit and it was full of this type of hyperbole. fucking unbearable. only halfway through the book did i finally realize it was written by a broad.
I can't believe I actually read that. I will say that LD (Larry David) actually makes a good point at the end about women not having to be protected from language. They can handle it. Good for you Larry.
If you follow the news from the Middle East: The Islamist factions in the Syrian Civil War, namely Al-Qaeda, Jund al-Islam, ISIS and Jabhat al-Nusra either fight each other or come together to fuck with other factions (Free Syrian Army, Kurds etc), and there is no continuity whatsoever, no friend, no foe.
Its about purification, sjw's also participate in the oppression Olympics, the more oppressed you are the more sacred you are.
The idea of privilege is just a secular version of original sin.
SJW'S hate sex, they want to ban all depictions of sexually attractive women.
They are the lefts version of the evangelical right, using their ideology to control and police people.
Safe spaces is segregation.
Micro aggression are ways to control the way people talk.
The left has gone completely batshit insane, but since they are the establishment only the internet calls them out on it.
In Re-Code, Konner and Dunham specifically targeted Jezebel, which Konner called “almost entirely full of snark and cynicism”; Dunham responded that Lenny hoped to be “a space that’s snark-free, but where you’re still laughing.” Because we’ve somehow survived Lenny’s ascendency, and because women don’t need to be protected from language and snark after all, let us humbly and dutifully acknowledge here: This interview between two fucking queens was pretty fucking embarrassing all around.
Surprise surprise, this whole thing was just a passive aggressive bitchfest cause one woman has a vendetta against 2 others.
ATTENTION WHITE SISTREN: BLACK MEN DO NOT OWE YOU THEIR ATTENTIONS, SEXUAL OR OTHERWISE. PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL OF THEIR BODILY AUTONOMY, ESPECIALLY GIVEN HISTORICAL DENIAL OF SAID BY YOUR FUCKING PEOPLE.
There's a whole thread of Jezebel readers going back and forth about just who was objectifying who, and who they're allowed to hate. It must be exhausting being them.
Jews are only white when its convenient, then they turn back into the oppressed minority even though they are 2 percent of the population, make the most money, and own the media and universities.
They are pretty fucking mad their pet leftists support Palestine over Israel now though
Women are supportive of other women only when they're not seen as competition, which explains why Jezebel is being catty now that Dunham has a website that's competing with Jezebel.
She'd never say that about David Beckham. Lena Dunham is a racist that thinks every black man wants to fuck fat white women. She's also a sexist for thinking that the first thing a man was thinking in his head when not distracted by his phone was sex. Makes me sick.
In that interview Lena Dunham was virtue signaling her sexual interest in black men, something she doesn't actually possess (she had to be shamed by her audience into casting a black guy in her HBO show a few years ago), and it completely backfired on her, making her look like an out of touch buffoon.
The price you pay for being fake is that people get mad at you for shit you didn't really mean in the first place. That's why third-wave feminism is a self-devouring beast.
It is kind of wonderful that extreme ideologies all love to cannibalize their own. Whether its religious nuts or conspiracy theorists, uber libdicks or batshit conservatives, before they're done fighting their enemies they turn around and fight themselves.
Oh lay off. They're a couple of chunky gals making their way in the world today, and it takes everything they've got. I'm certain having a Twinkie break from all their worries sure helps a lot.
Do you believe that I feel that rape victims should be shamed on the internet?” Have I built up any sort of good will?”
Where the fuck have you been lately? NO ONE is judged based on the entirety of their public career anymore. You do one thing that the SJW crowd doesn't like, and you're their sworn enemy.
And Lena Dunham honestly seems like a real piece of garbage. Her encounter with Beckham is, she saw him look at her for a second, then look back at his phone? Am I getting this right? She's badmouthing this guy from looking away from a woman who most of us see as, not only unattractive, but straight up ugly? Meanwhile she's grinding on a famous black actor, and he's being nice enough to not choke slam her to the ground. The nerve of these absolute pigs.
"..but the conversation feels like a corollary to the ongoing concept that personal self-empowerment is equal to feminism, that feeling good about oneself in a difficult and inequitable world is enough, and that doing so absolves one’s self of having to feel empathy or understanding of others."
I'm tired of hearing about the "bravery" of these two. It's not bravery because they're both wildly inconsistent with their beliefs. It's not social justice that's motivating them, its the limelight.
It's infuriating to hear them thought police everyone and then hide behind the shield of comedy when they say something "inappropriate."
It just highlights just how illogical this whole SJW thing is and the blinders that these idiots put on when vomiting all of this nonsense.
I swear, the whole thing is just so female and borderline.
Step 1- complain about something because you're insecure.
Step 2- Gossip and blow up the issue into more then it is.
Step 3- Do the same thing you're bitching about.
Step 4- Backtrack, deflect, use circular logic and become the victim.
Step 5- Bravery
George Carlin was brave. He used his comedy to explore his beliefs and he didn't make it all about HIMSELF. He literally said, "fuck the troops." When i heard that, all of my American programming kicked in and I was momentarily uncomfortable.
Bravery in comedy is about challenging the public's perception by putting yourself out there and hoping it works out.
These two just bitch about how gross they are while pretending that they're confident. Pretending that they care about anything other than themselves.
I fucking guarantee both of them have a purse full of prescription meds and they fucking cry when they see themselves naked.
GODDAMNIT I FUCKING THOUGHT IT SAID LENA DUNHAM AND BIG AMY SCHUMER WERE KILLED IN A FIERY, ACID SPLASHED HEAD ON COLLISION WITH A FREIGHT TRAIN. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[there is an] ongoing concept that personal self-empowerment is equal to feminism, that feeling good about oneself in a difficult and inequitable world is enough, and that doing so absolves one’s self of having to feel empathy or understanding of others.
Well that's a surprisingly intelligent passage considering the source.
If you want to get filled up with a multiple week supply of hate, check out the comment section. Holy hell, these people are the worst:
"Personally, I’m exhausted by the idea that we have to accept other women’s racism/classism/cisgenderism simply because they identify themselves as “feminists” and sometimes talk about body image, abortion and equal pay. There is room for debate and discourse among women, and there needs to be space for critique of the tunnel vision thinking that’s lead feminism to be so very white, so very classist and so very exclusionary of trans women.
When I think of women tearing other women down, I think more of Tina Fey, who cannot resist getting in jabs at strippers and escorts or women who don’t have the same ideas about sex as her. Not women saying it’s fucked up to create a hierarchy of who should die in mass shootings and joking in a way that plays into myths about Black men’s hypersexuality."
The liberal victim hierarchy is very difficult to keep up with. Per the article, apparently it's okay to doubt a rape accusation if the supposed rapist is black and the victim is white?
This always happens with SJWs and I love watching it unfold.
They make a name for themselves and become popular by "calling people out" because all they really care about is attention and looking like a hero. Then it turns into a vicious cunty cycle when they all fight to take each other down.
Ant got in trouble for Twitter, and couldn't stop using it. He didn't leave the rats alone. Colin Quinn actually has a funny Twitter, but it is a parody, or basically a Chip like account.
He deserved to get fired for claiming he was a "white legal gun owner" in those tweets. The fact that he's a sandnigger who thinks he's white infuriates me.
many militant racially-preoccupied people on both sides of the racial divide are mixed and racially ambiguous. it's as if they became interested in the topic to figure out what the hell they are, and they need to reject one side or the other to ease the anxiety of some horrible existential identity crisis.
it's kind of like the thing where homophobes are often closet queers. does that mean anthony and samcro are closet niggers?
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159 racemic_mixture 2016-09-02
"I was sitting next to Odell Beckham Jr., and it was so amazing because it was like he looked at me and he determined I was not the shape of a woman by his standards. He was like, “That’s a marshmallow. That’s a child. That’s a dog.” It wasn’t mean — he just seemed confused. The vibe was very much like, “Do I want to fuck it? Is it wearing a … yep, it’s wearing a tuxedo. I’m going to go back to my cell phone.”"
Wow, so one of the best wide receivers in the NFL didn't want to bang a hard 3 in men's formal wear with a bitchy personality?
56 shakedatbooty 2016-09-02
Well if the rumors are true about him being gay he was probably wondering if she was a guy.
50 cbanks420lol 2016-09-02
I really hope this whole thing exposes him as gay and Dunham gets lit up for "gay shaming" or some shit.
25 NotBrianWindhorst 2016-09-02
How do you get Odell Beckham Jr to fuck Lena Dunham?
Shit in her cunt.
6 campee 2016-09-02
I just repeated this joke at dinner lol
26 HerpDerpen 2016-09-02
I bet your cats loved it!
2 campee 2016-09-02
How did you know that I have two cats?!
16 racemic_mixture 2016-09-02
Oh shit I didn't even consider that. Good point. Still an ugly "guy" too though.
1 BLM_TERROR_CELL 2016-09-02
He was thinking about exchanging fashion tips and gorging ice cream and watching a marathon of gilmore girls with her
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2 WiretapStudios 2016-09-02
How long have you guys been dating now?
21 Boredghost77 2016-09-02
dunham has the body of an obese 12 year old boy at fat camp, even black dudes arent that desperate for white pussy.
8 BurkeTheYounger 2016-09-02
Nfl players aren't desperate for white girls.. The other way around maybe
12 xxmikekxx 2016-09-02
I bet Lena agreed with that Tranny that made a YouTube video crying about how guys don't want to fuck her just cuz she has a dick & that's unfair & men are wrong for that
5 WhiskeyOnASunday93 2016-09-02
Link?
8 xxmikekxx 2016-09-02
Oh I have no idea. It was just a thing that made the rounds on the internet like a year ago. A tranny was crying & saying how it's not far that guys "she" likes won't give her a chance because she's got a dick and people actually agreed. Meanwhile no one ever feels sorry for any guy over the millions of possible reasons why girls they wanna fuck won't fuck them
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9 [deleted] 2016-09-02
https://i.redd.it/6mbgptbzw7jx.png
5 YoBGS 2016-09-02
And if he did, and was openly assertive about it she'd have smashed him for just assuming that because a woman was dressed nicely she was trying to hook up.
Clearly the only thing he did wrong was accidentally end up in the same room as her.
1 MuseofRose 2016-09-02
Lmfao
-46 schwoogiejoe24 2016-09-02
Can we stop with this "hard [x]" garbage? It doesn't make you sound hip.
29 racemic_mixture 2016-09-02
You sound like a "hard [DORK]"
16 PracticeRyan 2016-09-02
Go careful on him jeez
-25 schwoogiejoe24 2016-09-02
At least I'm not a dweeb like you.
Edit: hard dweeb*
12 [deleted] 2016-09-02
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-10 schwoogiejoe24 2016-09-02
Hard oof*
1 [deleted] 2016-09-02
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-1 schwoogiejoe24 2016-09-02
Hard what*
8 Lasagna_Hat 2016-09-02
0 for 6
Keep going
-2 schwoogiejoe24 2016-09-02
Soft reply*
2 Shomedembeats 2016-09-02
Fawkin homerun schwoogerson! Quality yuma
-1 schwoogiejoe24 2016-09-02
FAAAAWWWWWWK YEAH IT IS!!!
5 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2016-09-02
You are a faggot, though.
1 schwoogiejoe24 2016-09-02
semi-permeable faggot*
4 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2016-09-02
You aren't into ass-play?
0 schwoogiejoe24 2016-09-02
(breaking character) eating freshly showered ass might be my favorite sexual activity....it's 1b at least after doggin' bitches with my HARD peckah.
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3 Robert-T-Pooner 2016-09-02
Only if you promise to give up the hard C's.
58 whatisthishere 2016-09-02
People here make fun of Gavin, but he is right about how if you ignore SJWs and don't apologize they are like rats left alone in a cage. They will kill and eat each other. They don't have anything unless you give it to them. The SJWs also don't get along with stay at home mom's or women with normal values, so what market do they really have?
Edit: I could have worded that better. I just mean that the only people interested in SJWs are other SJWs, and they are just a very shrill minority. Once people just leave them alone, they cannot survive by themselves. Lol, that doesn't sound good either. Fuck it, I mean they can't make money by being whiny cunts crying wolf.
30 Boredghost77 2016-09-02
When the angry video game nerd made that video saying he wasnt going to watch the ghostbusters movie the sjw elite came down on him hard, they attacked him from every angle. He never responded back and just moved on. Everyone already forgot.
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11 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2016-09-02
Did anyone try telling this to Kurt Metzger?
2 michaeIcolestie 2016-09-02
Rape victim Kurt Metzger
18 Lobstrich 2016-09-02
Hey, you worded that just fine big guy.
6 aa93 2016-09-02
I think you just sexual harassmented him
4 ChipperClegane 2016-09-02
No he didn't, honey cooter.
2 FeliusRex 2016-09-02
That would be a hugh mungus mistake.
11 BaconAndWeed 2016-09-02
That's exactly what I loved most about this article. It's two SJW's getting ripped apart by other SJW's. And although thr article tried to explain why they deserve to be, I still have no idea. It wasn't some faux pas, it wasn't an off colored joke, it was (in my mind) two SJW's talking like SJW's and getting eviscerated by other SJW's for either no reason at all or some incomprehensible reason normal people can't see. Lmfao, it makes it so much better.
I'm not going to read the article again to fact check but I think the 2 of them took a jab at jezebel? It's brilliant, "oh you're brand of SJW is different than my brand of SJW? Fuck you then you fuckin bigots" hahahahahaha.
3 ActualTourettesGuy 2016-09-02
There was something towards the end about Dunham's newsletter being a feminist voice without the snark of Jezebel. And that's really all I could get out of this article: Jezebel is paranoid that the new cuntrag might supplant them as top hen so they're on the offense. cluck cluck
2 BaconAndWeed 2016-09-02
HEY!! We're the most progressive, Fuck you.
1 michaeIcolestie 2016-09-02
Fuck off cunt we're the most progressive.
4 Sudley 2016-09-02
This can be said about every single extreme ideology. Christians fighting over who the true Christians are, conspiracy nuts fighting over who is and isn't controlled opposition, they all love to pile on their own.
4 bpoogas 2016-09-02
Can someone explain to me why we hate Gavin? Isn't he like the anti-SJW?
1 whatisthishere 2016-09-02
People make fun of him because he started that "Proud Boys" group, but that was pretty recent. I think it's more that he does something he calls "belly-flop" speaking, it's kind of what Trump does, where you aren't careful about what you say, you don't try not to piss people off, you use generalizations, etc. So, if you do disagree with what he says, it's going to bother you even more.
2 MuseofRose 2016-09-02
As far as i was aware this sub started hating him for his antics being overplayed...and also i remember some pointing to his appearance on Joe Rogans podcast and him being exposed in the form of arguing...(i also could be thinking about Milo on that front tho)
1 spicysandwich80 2016-09-02
Didn't work for Ant
27 cbanks420lol 2016-09-02
He deserved to get fired for claiming he was a "white legal gun owner" in those tweets. The fact that he's a sandnigger who thinks he's white infuriates me.
8 [deleted] 2016-09-02
many militant racially-preoccupied people on both sides of the racial divide are mixed and racially ambiguous. it's as if they became interested in the topic to figure out what the hell they are, and they need to reject one side or the other to ease the anxiety of some horrible existential identity crisis.
it's kind of like the thing where homophobes are often closet queers. does that mean anthony and samcro are closet niggers?
7 whatisthishere 2016-09-02
Ant got in trouble for Twitter, and couldn't stop using it. He didn't leave the rats alone. Colin Quinn actually has a funny Twitter, but it is a parody, or basically a Chip like account.
51 Fat_People_Hydra 2016-09-02
archived link
It looks like the cows have come home to graze.
20 TriangleDimes 2016-09-02
lol so apparently feminism is to the point where it puts race above gender.
10 Fat_People_Hydra 2016-09-02
White feminists are the new out group, unless they check themselves.
1 michaeIcolestie 2016-09-02
About damn time.
10 PoopyPantsJesus 2016-09-02
We should at the very least be considering Sharia in the U.S.
1 BLM_TERROR_CELL 2016-09-02
But but but... what about my LezDom porn?
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1 SNAPINTOASLIMJIMOHYE 2016-09-02
As much as I don't want to support these people I kind of do want to support them when they're eating their own. If they see this article got a lot of views they might start attacking Big Fat Amy and Lena Dumb Ham even more.
37 3stepsbackward 2016-09-02
Management likes the direction of the Gawker and the Jezebel.
8 thrillated 2016-09-02
I'm all-in with the feminist blogs!
1 boring_oneliner 2016-09-02
burp
sniff
31 takyon_deathyon 2016-09-02
Aren't PiggyFace and Sister-Molester like SJW royalty?
Why do all these strong independant women hate each other so much?
68 [deleted] 2016-09-02
SJW's always eat their own, because it's always a big meal.
Upvote if you agree. For my benefit, elaborate on why you disagree before simply downvoting.
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19 packitchofsositch 2016-09-02
The whole point of social justice is finding someone to hate. They tell themselves it's the opposite, of course. But it's just human DNA doing what it does. When you break it down to its basic level, it's indistinguishable from bigotry.
2 QuantumDice 2016-09-02
"Perfect...Pitch. perfect."
Dan Soder, 9/1/2016
13 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2016-09-02
I don't really pay attention to Milo Yiannopolous, but one thing he said that was great was "Men don't hate women, women hate everyone."
15 rodsbum 2016-09-02
That dumb faggot doesn't speak for me.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2016-09-02
Wait a minute...he's a poofter?!
8 BoardroomBimmy 2016-09-02
They're women
3 Jake_91_420 2016-09-02
all women hate each other, it's the basic premise of their gender
2 xxmikekxx 2016-09-02
I think huge feminist find them "problematic" because they can never be happy. So their sweet spot is "feminist but not too feminist". Like, their fan base is Huffington Post readers, not Salon readers
4 ZigginZaggin 2016-09-02
heh heh. huge feminist.
2 OceanRacoon 2016-09-02
At the end of the article the article says they dissed Jezebel, so I think they're slamming them because they talked shit about, nothing deep about it.
1 BLM_TERROR_CELL 2016-09-02
Because theyre still women
21 Leeham721 2016-09-02
The full shitfest writted by Dunham: http://www.lennyletter.com/culture/interviews/a527/the-lenny-interview-amy-schumer/
At the very end
xD
This cunt is delusional. What issues?
Like when your friend's comments are run through the outrage machine and you...immediately distance yourself and act like he wasn't even part of your life? SO LOYAL!
1 BloodyTomFlint 2016-09-02
Soccer mom, nurse, broad holding water for others while they run the race. All occupations to aspire to. You go girl!
1 JWalls28 2016-09-02
+1 on the loyalty bit. I hated the bit where she tried to say that he didn't write on the show anymore in an attempt to keep people from asking her about it. What does that matter?
20 [deleted] 2016-09-02
These people have crawled so far up their own ass I don't even understand what they're upset about anymore.
9 [deleted] 2016-09-02
sometimes reading "progressive" stuff really is a bit like trying to learn a new language. the other day i read something about "male gazing," but i didn't bother looking it up and just stopped reading.
17 boogsuge 2016-09-02
LD: The other thing that I get really crazy about is this new world in which women aren’t just supposed to be protected from actions, they’re supposed to be protected from language. Women are so strong. My ovary has basically exploded in my stomach twice, and I was pretty chill about it. You think I can’t listen to some short comedy loser say something dumb about rape?
AS: Right.
LD: I’m not going to cry, I’m a fucking queen.
She called Kurt a comedy loser and Amy agreed lol
17 rodsbum 2016-09-02
This modern writing style that mixes vast exaggeration with inappropriately casual language irritates me somewhat.
6 [deleted] 2016-09-02
Louis CK pioneered that and everyone copies him.
6 [deleted] 2016-09-02
yeah I downloaded "How Did You Get This Number" because it was praised on reddit and it was full of this type of hyperbole. fucking unbearable. only halfway through the book did i finally realize it was written by a broad.
8 xxmikekxx 2016-09-02
Why she gotta shit on short guys? She's fat with small titties! Also, Kurt is like 6'4" I think
12 lithium 2016-09-02
The much maligned "Flatso".
1 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-09-02
"GET ME A DIET COKE!"
2 Mr702law 2016-09-02
Amy shouldn't have agreed with that. She's always outraged
15 JesusHDice 2016-09-02
I can't believe I actually read that. I will say that LD (Larry David) actually makes a good point at the end about women not having to be protected from language. They can handle it. Good for you Larry.
12 swankyturd 2016-09-02
Pretty, pretty good
13 BoardroomBimmy 2016-09-02
Devoted piggy, beloved cuuuunt?!
15 TossyMcSalad 2016-09-02
If you follow the news from the Middle East: The Islamist factions in the Syrian Civil War, namely Al-Qaeda, Jund al-Islam, ISIS and Jabhat al-Nusra either fight each other or come together to fuck with other factions (Free Syrian Army, Kurds etc), and there is no continuity whatsoever, no friend, no foe.
SJWs are not an inch better than them.
9 Boredghost77 2016-09-02
Its about purification, sjw's also participate in the oppression Olympics, the more oppressed you are the more sacred you are. The idea of privilege is just a secular version of original sin. SJW'S hate sex, they want to ban all depictions of sexually attractive women. They are the lefts version of the evangelical right, using their ideology to control and police people. Safe spaces is segregation. Micro aggression are ways to control the way people talk.
The left has gone completely batshit insane, but since they are the establishment only the internet calls them out on it.
3 aftershave 2016-09-02
Nusra have rebranded recently. They're called Jabhat Fateh al-Sham now.
15 TriangleDimes 2016-09-02
Surprise surprise, this whole thing was just a passive aggressive bitchfest cause one woman has a vendetta against 2 others.
11 Mod_Impersonator 2016-09-02
Typical female behavior.
13 NashuaDan 2016-09-02
Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hypocrite Porkers Incorporated!
12 Ant_Sucks 2016-09-02
Absolute gold.
This conversation thread is amazing. You can't make jokes about burst ovarian cysts anymore.
20 holodog 2016-09-02
There's a whole thread of Jezebel readers going back and forth about just who was objectifying who, and who they're allowed to hate. It must be exhausting being them.
19 Redfel 2016-09-02
Attention Jizzabel: kikes ain't white.
9 Keepyourpowderdry 2016-09-02
Exactly. These are 2 degenerate jewesses doing what they do.
7 Redfel 2016-09-02
Just a couple of Jews promoting race-mixing with apes to the goyim. #purecoincidence
6 Boredghost77 2016-09-02
Jews are only white when its convenient, then they turn back into the oppressed minority even though they are 2 percent of the population, make the most money, and own the media and universities. They are pretty fucking mad their pet leftists support Palestine over Israel now though
2 KennethFresno 2016-09-02
They just can't fuckin help themselves no matter what the topic is lol.
12 Anarchorenegade 2016-09-02
What a great way to start the weekend!
12 thissiteruinedme 2016-09-02
Their careers have fizzled into a repetitious farce of explaining themselves to their fans.
12 xxmikekxx 2016-09-02
A feminist fan base is the worst u can ask for. They love to turn on people. It makes them cum
5 andiswearrrr 2016-09-02
Unlike us right
10 Mod_Impersonator 2016-09-02
We didn't want to turn, it was forced on us.
4 deathbirdstories 2016-09-02
Dont act like we dont do it to everyone except CQ
11 PassProtect15 2016-09-02
HAHAHA
You can't win with these cunts!
11 MattressBoy 2016-09-02
Women are supportive of other women only when they're not seen as competition, which explains why Jezebel is being catty now that Dunham has a website that's competing with Jezebel.
11 VladiRad 2016-09-02
Why would Odell Beckham fuck Lena Dunham? It's bizarre that she would consider that a possibility.
15 dudeassreal 2016-09-02
She'd never say that about David Beckham. Lena Dunham is a racist that thinks every black man wants to fuck fat white women. She's also a sexist for thinking that the first thing a man was thinking in his head when not distracted by his phone was sex. Makes me sick.
7 goarlorde 2016-09-02
Is this Luis J. Gomez's alt account?
1 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-09-02
ZOMG... Like it's totes the current year!!!!!
10 mikestl1988 2016-09-02
Lena Dunham was grinding her fat jew ass on Michael B Jordan...i bet he was like
"Who is diss bitch?"
2 Comiclove93 2016-09-02
Poor, bastard got sexually assaulted by someone is hideous both inside and out.
10 spicysandwich80 2016-09-02
In that interview Lena Dunham was virtue signaling her sexual interest in black men, something she doesn't actually possess (she had to be shamed by her audience into casting a black guy in her HBO show a few years ago), and it completely backfired on her, making her look like an out of touch buffoon.
The price you pay for being fake is that people get mad at you for shit you didn't really mean in the first place. That's why third-wave feminism is a self-devouring beast.
9 Sudley 2016-09-02
It is kind of wonderful that extreme ideologies all love to cannibalize their own. Whether its religious nuts or conspiracy theorists, uber libdicks or batshit conservatives, before they're done fighting their enemies they turn around and fight themselves.
8 packitchofsositch 2016-09-02
I cant believe I read the whole thing. What a worthless pile of hen shit.
8 panasonictooth 2016-09-02
Sows reap what they sow.
7 J_Queue 2016-09-02
Oh lay off. They're a couple of chunky gals making their way in the world today, and it takes everything they've got. I'm certain having a Twinkie break from all their worries sure helps a lot.
3 andiswearrrr 2016-09-02
Wouldn't you like to get away? (from them)
7 crazeyawesome 2016-09-02
use archives so we dont give them click money
6 DontDoxMeJoe 2016-09-02
They're cannibals. I keep fucking telling people they're cannibals.
6 AirplaneStrikesBack 2016-09-02
Wow, fuck them, for real.
Do you believe that I feel that rape victims should be shamed on the internet?” Have I built up any sort of good will?”
Where the fuck have you been lately? NO ONE is judged based on the entirety of their public career anymore. You do one thing that the SJW crowd doesn't like, and you're their sworn enemy.
And Lena Dunham honestly seems like a real piece of garbage. Her encounter with Beckham is, she saw him look at her for a second, then look back at his phone? Am I getting this right? She's badmouthing this guy from looking away from a woman who most of us see as, not only unattractive, but straight up ugly? Meanwhile she's grinding on a famous black actor, and he's being nice enough to not choke slam her to the ground. The nerve of these absolute pigs.
5 georgie_best 2016-09-02
hypocrites always turn on themselves and each other eventually. fuck them all
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5 Tucker_Normand 2016-09-02
Wow, I can't believe you got me to read the first paragraph of that article. Fuck you. No, seriously. Fuck. You.
4 TangerineReam 2016-09-02
"..but the conversation feels like a corollary to the ongoing concept that personal self-empowerment is equal to feminism, that feeling good about oneself in a difficult and inequitable world is enough, and that doing so absolves one’s self of having to feel empathy or understanding of others."
You CANNOT please the people.
4 ScarletNumbers 2016-09-02
Wow, the comments are destroying Dunham, too.
However, please be aware that Dunham started her own website to compete against Jezebel, so it's not like Jezebel is innocent in all this.
3 HumpX 2016-09-02
is there any site more hate-able than Jezebel?
3 xxmikekxx 2016-09-02
Why do they talk about the MET Gala like they were forced to go? Isn't it a choice? Why would they have to go and what would happen if they didn't?
1 MoeGreenVegas 2016-09-02
And Bobo wasn't invited?!
3 magister0 2016-09-02
But it's not because they too liberal, it's because they're racist or something
3 Anarox 2016-09-02
Gawker?
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Yes. Did you not read the article?
1 Anarox 2016-09-02
I thought Hogan took them down, suprised they still printing
1 nazicumfarts 2016-09-02
He ripped off his shirt, puffed out his cheeks a few times, then gave them the Big Boot.
1 Anarox 2016-09-02
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/xd2cywle7t3evegvhnru.JPG
3 ActualTourettesGuy 2016-09-02
God bless the mule-faced thing that excreted this article.
3 crookedmile 2016-09-02
Tldr: couple of fatties
3 Nickbennettc 2016-09-02
I'm tired of hearing about the "bravery" of these two. It's not bravery because they're both wildly inconsistent with their beliefs. It's not social justice that's motivating them, its the limelight.
It's infuriating to hear them thought police everyone and then hide behind the shield of comedy when they say something "inappropriate."
It just highlights just how illogical this whole SJW thing is and the blinders that these idiots put on when vomiting all of this nonsense.
I swear, the whole thing is just so female and borderline. Step 1- complain about something because you're insecure. Step 2- Gossip and blow up the issue into more then it is. Step 3- Do the same thing you're bitching about. Step 4- Backtrack, deflect, use circular logic and become the victim. Step 5- Bravery
George Carlin was brave. He used his comedy to explore his beliefs and he didn't make it all about HIMSELF. He literally said, "fuck the troops." When i heard that, all of my American programming kicked in and I was momentarily uncomfortable.
Bravery in comedy is about challenging the public's perception by putting yourself out there and hoping it works out.
These two just bitch about how gross they are while pretending that they're confident. Pretending that they care about anything other than themselves.
I fucking guarantee both of them have a purse full of prescription meds and they fucking cry when they see themselves naked.
2 dakkar1 2016-09-02
GODDAMNIT I FUCKING THOUGHT IT SAID LENA DUNHAM AND BIG AMY SCHUMER WERE KILLED IN A FIERY, ACID SPLASHED HEAD ON COLLISION WITH A FREIGHT TRAIN. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 FuchsiaJuicer 2016-09-02
Well that's a surprisingly intelligent passage considering the source.
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Maybe, but you just know they're implying a Marxist view of the world.
-1 YourOldPalHoward 2016-09-02
Good.
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SJW fag.
1 YourOldPalHoward 2016-09-02
;)
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8=========D
1 insertclevereference 2016-09-02
How dare these two sows assume that male black athletes have high sexual prowess!
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1 Eternalforms 2016-09-02
If you want to get filled up with a multiple week supply of hate, check out the comment section. Holy hell, these people are the worst:
"Personally, I’m exhausted by the idea that we have to accept other women’s racism/classism/cisgenderism simply because they identify themselves as “feminists” and sometimes talk about body image, abortion and equal pay. There is room for debate and discourse among women, and there needs to be space for critique of the tunnel vision thinking that’s lead feminism to be so very white, so very classist and so very exclusionary of trans women.
When I think of women tearing other women down, I think more of Tina Fey, who cannot resist getting in jabs at strippers and escorts or women who don’t have the same ideas about sex as her. Not women saying it’s fucked up to create a hierarchy of who should die in mass shootings and joking in a way that plays into myths about Black men’s hypersexuality."
1 xaway3 2016-09-02
"I'm not gonna cry, I'm a fucking queen." No, you're just a twat.
1 nazicumfarts 2016-09-02
FTFY
1 nomorecompromise 2016-09-02
Hahaha She assumed Odell Beckham thought she was a dog.
1 RectalWarrior 2016-09-02
The liberal victim hierarchy is very difficult to keep up with. Per the article, apparently it's okay to doubt a rape accusation if the supposed rapist is black and the victim is white?
1 RacistPigeon 2016-09-02
Since when do they allow you to bring your prized livestock into B&N?
1 alcoon-slambag 2016-09-02
This always happens with SJWs and I love watching it unfold.
They make a name for themselves and become popular by "calling people out" because all they really care about is attention and looking like a hero. Then it turns into a vicious cunty cycle when they all fight to take each other down.
0 [deleted] 2016-09-02
Maybe, but you just know they're implying a Marxist view of the world.
7 whatisthishere 2016-09-02
Ant got in trouble for Twitter, and couldn't stop using it. He didn't leave the rats alone. Colin Quinn actually has a funny Twitter, but it is a parody, or basically a Chip like account.
27 cbanks420lol 2016-09-02
He deserved to get fired for claiming he was a "white legal gun owner" in those tweets. The fact that he's a sandnigger who thinks he's white infuriates me.
2 Shomedembeats 2016-09-02
Fawkin homerun schwoogerson! Quality yuma
8 [deleted] 2016-09-02
many militant racially-preoccupied people on both sides of the racial divide are mixed and racially ambiguous. it's as if they became interested in the topic to figure out what the hell they are, and they need to reject one side or the other to ease the anxiety of some horrible existential identity crisis.
it's kind of like the thing where homophobes are often closet queers. does that mean anthony and samcro are closet niggers?