it's the dude. when a girl calls you "dude" you know it's bad. any time I've been trying to make time with a girl and she calls me dude i know it's time to bail.
that's a "no sex for you" word. my theory, at least.
Go and punch her in the face for being a humorless cunt. Then place your testicles in a meat grinder and turn the handle until you pass out from the pain and blood loss for doing one of the worst Chip impressions ever.
Oh and tell that feminist skank that dying her hair purple does not empower her or make her brave. It just makes her look like a fool and makes guys think she gives up the pussy for a Big Mac extra value meal.
48 comments
63 FrunkisOA 2016-09-02
Delete this, delete this and don't show anyone
26 vincentgallosdick 2016-09-02
Read the title and thought there's no way chippin' someone who doesn't know who the fuck chip is couldn't be hilarious. Boy do i feel stupid now.
EDIT: Also it seems like she doesn't know that she's your girl.
22 shaggyanlngs 2016-09-02
Overwritten.
5 SKARx317 2016-09-02
I really did
2 blackirishlad 2016-09-02
it's the dude. when a girl calls you "dude" you know it's bad. any time I've been trying to make time with a girl and she calls me dude i know it's time to bail.
that's a "no sex for you" word. my theory, at least.
1 SKARx317 2016-09-02
You definitely put it in perspective. I don't think I ever realized the weight that actually carried
20 Anarox 2016-09-02
The adventures of autism and the excuses made due to them
13 Ant_Sucks 2016-09-02
hey Kristine, when ur older you'll be Krisgrownup tss tsss
10 Thomas_Daly 2016-09-02
This isn't good on any level.
9 Gronez_Bambaataa 2016-09-02
Is Kris-tine clipped?
9 Vulgah 2016-09-02
Kristine is one ugly motherfucker
7 4lexM 2016-09-02
How do you think Kristine would feel about you posting her texts on the internet?
10 [deleted] 2016-09-02
Posting her texts? Why not Kellogsin' 'em or sumpthin? tss sss
6 [deleted] 2016-09-02
This is embrassing.
5 Xtaline 2016-09-02
Why are you typing weird Chip to stuff to this tranny you found on Backpages while calling her your "girl"?
-1 SKARx317 2016-09-02
It's Backpage not Backpages stupid
4 3stepsbackward 2016-09-02
Can I fuck Kristine?
6 DickAction 2016-09-02
I was gonna ask the same exact thing. Can I get sloppy seconds after this guy?
4 simon160389 2016-09-02
"Chip u there" - great stuff!
4 Guinness525 2016-09-02
I hope she leaves you.
3 plasticpaddy84 2016-09-02
Swingandamiss
3 Sandpiper73 2016-09-02
Nice purple hair what are ya A big fan of Barney the dinosaur or sumptin. Tss Tss
3 Folken-braggart 2016-09-02
Your girl sounds like a moron.
7 Bick_Bickerson 2016-09-02
Yeah she should be familiar with one of the ten alter egos of a comic on a show no one listens to
0 Folken-braggart 2016-09-02
No, not because she's never heard of Chip. Jesus, dude.
I retract my rude remark and offer my apologies. You seem perfect for each other.
0 SKARx317 2016-09-02
I, I think you're confused
3 HookerMouth82 2016-09-02
From your phone's OS to your cell carrier to your username to your nickname, I hate everything about you.
2 CompoundMediaPR 2016-09-02
"Girl"
2 mattirawks 2016-09-02
These are always as annoying as you'd expect.
2 Clean-Ween 2016-09-02
You may honestly want to look into suicide.
2 JeremyArroyo 2016-09-02
it's not clever if you reply to yourself, "Boags"
1 Muted_Post-Horn 2016-09-02
It's 5:30 EST man what the fuck are you doing
2 [deleted] 2016-09-02
Writing stuff for you to respond to at 5:30 EST.
1 Tell_Em_Fred 2016-09-02
Nice DSL's!
1 telepepper 2016-09-02
Yo girl nasty
1 [deleted] 2016-09-02
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1 truthie 2016-09-02
Besides the fact that you don't even understand how to make a chip joke, you sound like a befuddled, backpedaling faggot.
1 [deleted] 2016-09-02
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1 myRrribz 2016-09-02
Saying "my girl" makes you sound like a man's man. Homosexual,is what i'm getting at.
1 jaghutgathos 2016-09-02
What'd she have to look at again? Whether she was properly tucked?
1 MetalZeroSix 2016-09-02
This guy is fawkin good
0 CowsAreCurious 2016-09-02
When don't women ruin things?
0 LindaSpringwood 2016-09-02
Kristine looks like the ugly bitch kidnapper from Ransom
1 DickAction 2016-09-02
Watch it, buddy. I'd fuck that ugly bitch kidnapper from Ransom.
1 LindaSpringwood 2016-09-02
To be fair so would I but I'm as desperate as they come so..
1 DickAction 2016-09-02
I respect your honesty on the matter.
0 [deleted] 2016-09-02
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-1 Joemomma101 2016-09-02
That's surprising. Women usually are known for having excellent senses of humor.
2 Frappo 2016-09-02
To be honest, chip is only funny to us who have been following an obscure shock jock radio show for years.
There's a reason I dont tell people about it.
-3 DaveNone 2016-09-02
Go and punch her in the face for being a humorless cunt. Then place your testicles in a meat grinder and turn the handle until you pass out from the pain and blood loss for doing one of the worst Chip impressions ever.
Oh and tell that feminist skank that dying her hair purple does not empower her or make her brave. It just makes her look like a fool and makes guys think she gives up the pussy for a Big Mac extra value meal.
-1 SKARx317 2016-09-02
That was a bit wordy
1 LindaSpringwood 2016-09-02
To be fair so would I but I'm as desperate as they come so..