Kevin Smiths tweet made me chuckle

"Tired of being around people? Looking to find somewhere you can be utterly alone? Then go see my movie @YogaHosers - in theaters TOMORROW!"

While I give him props for being self aware, why isn't he that self-aware before he writes garbage and embarrasses his stars and himself for something like this? He's constantly making fun of himself and his 10+ year streak of failures, then doing more of them.

Ha ha ha ha ha. He should just make Clerks 3 and be done with it.

I head he's working on Clerks 3 right now. And Mallrats 2.

Ugh, dudes in their 50s still working minimum wage jobs and Titless Shannen Doherty. Nawt Funee.

Get ready for a Game of Thrones soliloquy by the one who is supposed to be the nerd or whatever.

At least he's self aware.

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Swing and a miss.

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I hoped Ghostbusters would bomb and it did but something tells me I don't have to worry about that with this flick from that cat Kevin Smith

Kevin Smith is such a hack. I loved dogma and Jay and silent Bob strike back when I was a kid but this one looks like such utter garbage shit. Literally just made so he can force his kid to be friends with Johnny depps daughter

Mallrats made me laugh my ass off when I first saw it, aged 15. Watched it again recently, aged 32. What a pile of shit.

Michael Rooker is funny in it.

Yeah it's pretty bad. I think dogma holds up though and Jay and silent Bob just for the cameos and will Ferrell.

Loved mall rats as a kid too though. Remember the magic eye guy?

Chasing Amy was shit.

Chasing Amy starts out funny for the first 15 minutes, then devolves into shit though. "What's a Nubian?" is a classic, even if the movie isn't.

Yes... Yes it was. Jersey girl was much worse though

His movies are just \

Ethan Suplee?

Idk fat magic eye guy. That was such a retarded plot line

Literally just made so he can force his kid to be friends with Johnny depps daughter

They were friends before the movie, if I remember it correctly he did it so they can both get their SAG cards.

I don't think he has to force them since they've been friends for years which is why Depp's daughter is in it as well as Tusk.

Kevin Smith should've been a writer on a sitcom. I think that's suitable for his talent level. But being a writer-director is the dream of pretty much every writer in Hollywood. All respect for him making Clerks, he had the balls to do something no one else was doing at that time. But there are so many more people who should be given money to make movies these days

All respect for him making Clerks, he had the balls to do something no one else was doing at that time.

I've always wondered how much credit card debt in America can directly be attributed to people maxing out cards to make movies no one ever saw becuase they blew.

But Clerks is good though. I still think the "'my girlfriend sucked 37 Dicks!' 'In a row?'" is one of the best joke set-up/punchlines in movies. If he went directly from Clerks to being a show-runner for an HBO 1/2hr show, it would be great. But after Clerks, I just think that any sitcom writer could do just as good if they had the same oppurtunies. Like, a staff writer for "2 1/2 Men", if they were given money to do whatever they want from Miramax, it would most likely be better than Atleast 3 of Kevin Smith films.

Also, as a teenager I enjoyed Mallrats, but seriously, Mallrats is a retarded movie. The only thing that saves it is that Jason Lee is truly great and he elevates the material. But if the guy who played Brody was on the level of the guy who played TS, no one would like that movie

But Clerks is good though.

My point is that he inspired a lot of dummies to run up their credit cards and make films they could never sell. I know two of them personally.

I've always wondered how much credit card debt in America can directly be attributed to people maxing out cards to make movies no one ever saw becuase they blew.

Very few are done by people with a little actual talent, like Kevin Smith. Most are done by guys like Mark Borchardt and Mike Schank from American Movie.

Did we ever get to see COven?

I don't know. I actually hear that management really likes the direction Kevin Smith's film career is heading.

This is what happens when you cut the Jews of Hollywood out.of the movie.

pardon me I thought this would be a thread updating on the sales of those stretchy trousers the females of your species wear during your stretching proclivities,

i would have been interested in this for... sexual raisins

however your thread leaves me lacklustered

I kinda, sorta, weirdly enjoyed Tusk

Wait.. is Kevin Smith the guy who hasnt changed out of a NHL jersey in 20 years?

Don't forget the Jorts, nigguh.

It's that or a moo moo.

Sofia Coppola in Godfather III thinks Kevin Smith's daughter is a shitty actor.

Smith basically told the industry to go fuck itself at Sundance a few years ago, when he held a mock auction for distribution rights to Red State, no one cared, then he went on a tirade.
The movie also probably sucks, but even if it were good it's an uphill battle for him to get mainstream distribution again.

Red State was average. Great idea that I think would have worked better as a mini series.

The twitter account is asking for reviews

https://twitter.com/YogaHosers/status/771426789973385216

So if I wanted to masturbate in private, this would be a good one?

I love that Variety called the movie "an underwear stain on cinema." That's as close to a real life Spinal Tap "Shit Sandwich" review as you can possibly get.

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Red State was average. Great idea that I think would have worked better as a mini series.