I woke up in the emergency room, someone tried to abduct my cousin around 2 am while she was staying with me, 4 men tried to pull her into a car while smoking on my stoop I got beat within an inch of my life, she's safe, but my face is fucked up.
I'll DM some of you fuckers the picture of my fucked up face, but only friends.
I'm hungover from last night, took a fish oil, and drank green tea on an empty stomach and puked in my car driving to work. It's not a good morning. Fuck your faux positivity.
I know this may be really hard for some of you to believe but just because you hate your life and are a generally bitter person, that doesn't mean that's the default mode for everyone.
25 comments
2 sanfrancisco69er 2016-09-01
You'll even see a spook with a big muh stache in cooon town
1 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-09-01
It amazes me to see the way they live in coooon toowwwnn
1 telepepper 2016-09-01
Sup
1 GRIZx 2016-09-01
I woke up in the emergency room, someone tried to abduct my cousin around 2 am while she was staying with me, 4 men tried to pull her into a car while smoking on my stoop I got beat within an inch of my life, she's safe, but my face is fucked up.
I'll DM some of you fuckers the picture of my fucked up face, but only friends.
1 nazereth1 2016-09-01
LOL, that's terrific! That's terrific!
1 Whiskey_blow 2016-09-01
I fucked my face up in a motorcycle crash a couple weeks ago. Good thing I was ugly as shit already. I got some good pain pills out of it at least.
2 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-09-01
Please, go on
2 Whiskey_blow 2016-09-01
Hydrocodone? I actually don't take many pills but if you drink with these ones you'll get pretty fucking tuned up. Allegedly.
1 Anarox 2016-09-01
jesus christ, what the fuck, you god damn saved the shit out of your cousin. Pretty good day
0 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-09-01
With no pictures, this whole story might as well be complete bullshit.
0 twinkskc 2016-09-01
Nigga we friends
1 Binski13 2016-09-01
I'm hungover from last night, took a fish oil, and drank green tea on an empty stomach and puked in my car driving to work. It's not a good morning. Fuck your faux positivity.
-2 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-09-01
I know this may be really hard for some of you to believe but just because you hate your life and are a generally bitter person, that doesn't mean that's the default mode for everyone.
1 xaway3 2016-09-01
Whoa! Hey! Keep it down over here.
1 Dannyprecise 2016-09-01
Shut the fuck up asshole, coming in here, shining all bright and shit
-1 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-09-01
no
1 Dannyprecise 2016-09-01
Well then, I guess that ends that exchange.
1 xaway3 2016-09-01
Hey man
1 twinkskc 2016-09-01
Wassup mu'fucka
-1 racemic_mixture 2016-09-01
Are you just saying good morning or is this an awful morning wood joke?
-4 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-09-01
The users of the subreddit currently online are called peckahs in the sidebar
1 racemic_mixture 2016-09-01
Yeah this isn't my first day here.
-2 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-09-01
Uh ok well I was just answering you, I guess i'll downvote you back lol
1 racemic_mixture 2016-09-01
Wasn't me but ok, whatever. Good morning.
-2 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-09-01
Geeze you guys are like Danny when anyone tried to say good morning to him
You all should just grab a nice piece of toast and slather some hot marmalade on it and buck up :D
-2 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-09-01
Geeze you guys are like Danny when anyone tried to say good morning to him
You all should just grab a nice piece of toast and slather some hot marmalade on it and buck up :D