I thought of a VR program called "Black people simulator" and we can all help build it.

0  2016-09-01 by fingerrockets

There are people out there who never see black people in their day to day lives. In fact many can go weeks months years without interacting directly with a Black. This makes them sweat.

till now...

Using the latest VR technology those people can now learn how to be comfortable around black people.

Various scenarios:

Shoe store

2am Denny's

what are your ideas?

who here is good with computers?

boy I wish Patrice was still around. He would have had some great ideas for this.

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Really not trying to be a dick, but what the fuck is this open mic at the Apollo? Go try your material out on stage cucked faggot. Especially if your gonna use Vr as a bridge to get you to hacky racist jokes from 1980. Seriously can we get back to what the sub is really about, making people's lives miserable. Not giving this dick head an open mic forum.

you are just jealous that I can do anything with VR even simulate black people!

I agree, we have lots of Brother Joe discussions and posts, as well as alot of Rich Vos Plugging to do today!

that's right!

So lets not forget that Vos will appear

at Wisecrackers in Allentown PA this Friday, September 16

Anthony would never stop playing with it.

Playing with it? He's living it.

maybe we can get some venture capital from him?

opens app

5 minutes later, VR wakes up

AIN'T THIS SOME SHIT? OH HELL NAW!

/app

As long as every scenario ends with you, the character, being justifiably shot by the cops for your shenanigans.

Ya got your liquor store, ya gun store, ya KFC, the Denny's, Red Lobsta, 7/11, 9/11...

Left out a couple "boom"'s and "duuuuude"'s

Don't forget the part where the black guy fucks Opie's wife while he does radio.

Bam is not black

For the sake of authenticity, it's impossible to boot up the CPU before noon.

and who could forget....waiting for the subway!