Someone pointed something out once.. actually once I saw it I saw it everywhere:
Jews will of course choose the most 'goy' to be the celebrities and the blondest more 'aryan' or 'white' looking ones get put on screen but the darker more arab ones get to work behind the scenes. Okay.
But watch as they get closer to 40. Even the whitest ones will start turning into classic Jews. Or at least until they get plastic surgery to make them look whiter again.
I cant think of any examples because im on pills but basically just take that and one day you will see it. Its quite amazing really!
Ya.. when he was younger he could pass as a 'Irish Catholic kid from New York' and tell people he was 'Half Italian'. Now he is going full-on Shemky Jewsteinowitz in the face. or whatever those jewish names.
Thing is, I never see the emergency wards, the cancer clinics, for that matter athletes coming off in horrific pain to the team doctor and getting weed administered.
That is another subject entirely. I broke my leg a few months ago. Ripped the tendons off my foot. The pain was intense. They pumped me full of meds, prescribed me 10's. I took them as I was told. Did nothing for the pain. Yeah I felt great, but I was still in pain.
She always wears those .. 'spanx' or whatever they call those bodyshaping underwear things and you can tell because sometimes those 'backfire' and give her figure a weird roundish look. Now she's gotten a lot fatter but probably wearing the same size 'spanx' squishing her into like.. a unhuman doughy blob shape or whatnot.
She'd pose a dilemma for a muslim. On the one hand she's a jew and allah wants them all to die. But on the other hand she's also a pig and pigs are unclean and cannot be touched. So they'd be stuck in a moral quandary of just how to handle her.
She just doesn't give a care anymore. She's locked in on a constant cycle of indulgence. She thinks she's in the club for life based on merit and doesn't have to worry about being presentable. She's in for a rude awakening, hopefully. When ticket sales decline and acting gigs dry up, she'll have to go the Carnie Wilson route and grace People magazine pimping some shitty miracle diet to resurrect her career.
Christina P - genuinely funny comic, with no bullshit persona hopscotching, who's not rail thin and is still beautiful. She should've had everything Amy got x100. Hopefully justice will prevail and her career will soon eclipse that of Big Amy.
It's a screenshot from a video she uploaded herself, only I don't think she watched it because there was a good 5 seconds of horrible angles like this.
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58 UnwarrantedArrogance 2016-08-31
Oh god she is stunningly beautiful. THIS is how a REAL woman looks (which is why I'm a fag)
18 OKChaps 2016-08-31
Stunning like a taser to the balls
9 lifeobenreilly 2016-08-31
As captivating as being hogtied in a basement.
4 Dannyprecise 2016-08-31
East coast entitlement with a Midwest midriff
1 [deleted] 2016-08-31
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51 BeerCanThick 2016-08-31
The jews tried pushing Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer as sex symbols. Hey, you can't trick the goyim every time, bubbelah. We have eyes, after all.
12 JuiceBusters 2016-08-31
Someone pointed something out once.. actually once I saw it I saw it everywhere:
Jews will of course choose the most 'goy' to be the celebrities and the blondest more 'aryan' or 'white' looking ones get put on screen but the darker more arab ones get to work behind the scenes. Okay.
But watch as they get closer to 40. Even the whitest ones will start turning into classic Jews. Or at least until they get plastic surgery to make them look whiter again.
I cant think of any examples because im on pills but basically just take that and one day you will see it. Its quite amazing really!
2 SpunkAlarm 2016-08-31
Bill Maher is turning into Larry King
5 JuiceBusters 2016-08-31
Ya.. when he was younger he could pass as a 'Irish Catholic kid from New York' and tell people he was 'Half Italian'. Now he is going full-on Shemky Jewsteinowitz in the face. or whatever those jewish names.
In that picture Amy is going full on Dr.Ruth
1 FiloBeddoeMIA 2016-08-31
Joan Rivers?
1 RSC-Tuff 2016-08-31
What pills
4 JuiceBusters 2016-08-31
Ibuprofen. or its street name of 'blue smoothies'
1 RSC-Tuff 2016-08-31
Hardcore
0 mikelp1973 2016-08-31
If its for pain, pot works better.
1 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-08-31
Noooo that totally depends. Depends if your doctors are dicks and prescribe garbage. I'd rather have some weed than vics though
3 [deleted] 2016-08-31
TAKE THE PAIN
1 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-08-31
We don't all have Clubber Lang as our doctors, friend
2 [deleted] 2016-08-31
shut up and take the pain
1 JuiceBusters 2016-08-31
Thing is, I never see the emergency wards, the cancer clinics, for that matter athletes coming off in horrific pain to the team doctor and getting weed administered.
1 mikelp1973 2016-08-31
That is another subject entirely. I broke my leg a few months ago. Ripped the tendons off my foot. The pain was intense. They pumped me full of meds, prescribed me 10's. I took them as I was told. Did nothing for the pain. Yeah I felt great, but I was still in pain.
8 Billyassman 2016-08-31
Ya can't put lipstick on a pig.
16 spicysandwich80 2016-08-31
Clearly they can!
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33 LindaSpringwood 2016-08-31
I have a sexual fantasy where I cum in my hand, throw it in Amy Schumer's face and scream "eat your dessert, piggy!" in her face.
25 Knightscribe 2016-08-31
Not dealing with your son's death well, huh?
23 LindaSpringwood 2016-08-31
My therapist said I should express these things so that's what I'm doing.
31 cbanks420lol 2016-08-31
I wouldn't even rape her if I had the chance to.
24 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-08-31
Yeah, but she'd rape the shit out of you carl
15 aaron91325 2016-08-31
Yeah, this quote is destined for SRS. You gonna be Reddit famous!
5 yul_brynner 2016-08-31
inb4 "I'm a bot, bleep boop"
15 LindaSpringwood 2016-08-31
Even if you wanted to, you probably wouldn't be able to overpower her. She has the shoulders and thighs of a linebacker.
10 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-08-31
Amy on personal safety for women: "Just get so fat no one wants to rape you!"
11 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-08-31
That may work for the whites but...
3 ScarletNumbers 2016-08-31
I would. Mongo like rape.
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24 oldchunkofcoal 2016-08-31
Babe: Pig in the City
23 [deleted] 2016-08-31
nice gunt, cunt
22 the_kronkez 2016-08-31
Lady Di?
4 KennethFresno 2016-08-31
Its like how giant fatsos all look the same, so do all piggy alcoholic faces.
18 JuiceBusters 2016-08-31
She always wears those .. 'spanx' or whatever they call those bodyshaping underwear things and you can tell because sometimes those 'backfire' and give her figure a weird roundish look. Now she's gotten a lot fatter but probably wearing the same size 'spanx' squishing her into like.. a unhuman doughy blob shape or whatnot.
16 BaggySpandex 2016-08-31
Bodyshaping underwear for someone that accepts her body as it is.
12 dankfranklin 2016-08-31
And is definitely NOT plus size.
7 herpacin 2016-08-31
Yah its a multiplication size or sumpthin! Tss tss.
2 Superbad415 2016-08-31
Good one chip
4 DaveNone 2016-08-31
The Pillsbury Dough Jew.
12 Binski13 2016-08-31
Yeah clearly a size 6 nice try with the body shaming tho
10 GothamJustice 2016-08-31
Terri Clifford?
9 DickensCoffee 2016-08-31
Looking good Schumes! 🍔🍕🍩🍰
8 dassabessdoe 2016-08-31
She looks like the chick who made the video saying "that's not piss, that's squirt".
3 thewordthewho 2016-08-31
wow I had to look that up...ewph.
3 dassabessdoe 2016-08-31
You didn't find it arousing?
8 glyde69 2016-08-31
She's got some cuntgut for only being 35 years old or so. Usually see that shit in chicks(and dudes) in their 60s and up.
She makes me sick.
5 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-08-31
That's called a "gunt", friend
8 mikelp1973 2016-08-31
I bet she shits a lot.
2 clauge 2016-08-31
Could you imagine the smell after she gets done dropping a duece? Excuse me while I vomit.
6 urbanfervor 2016-08-31
Negative version
1 Leofan7 2016-08-31
She can only count to six.
6 BaggySpandex 2016-08-31
Bitch looks like Mama Fratelli.
3 crookedmile 2016-08-31
"We've gotta get those Goonies!"
3 Piss_God_Denny 2016-08-31
"I've gotta eat those cookies!". Boooo.
1 [deleted] 2016-08-31
don't be so hard on yourself, have some confidence for christ's sake
6 BoardroomBimmy 2016-08-31
She is overweight and unattractive.
1 [deleted] 2016-08-31
That pretty much sums it up
1 BoardroomBimmy 2016-08-31
Someone had to say it.
5 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-08-31
Goddamn, bitch got an ass in the front
5 DaveNone 2016-08-31
She'd pose a dilemma for a muslim. On the one hand she's a jew and allah wants them all to die. But on the other hand she's also a pig and pigs are unclean and cannot be touched. So they'd be stuck in a moral quandary of just how to handle her.
7 herpacin 2016-08-31
Catapulted off a roof like the gays
8 [deleted] 2016-08-31
with hilarious executions such as this, it's a wonder why the middle east hasn't produced more comedians
5 Muted_Post-Horn 2016-08-31
Augustus Gloop ass nigga
5 onemancrimespree 2016-08-31
The best part is the part of her gut that sticks out is actually being held back by the dress. Without it, it would be sticking out even further.
4 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-08-31
Really has a late stage alcoholism, Lady Di type face.
4 CookieHaid 2016-08-31
Huuuu...you rikey mah clomedree schtyrings?
4 jfral 2016-08-31
She just doesn't give a care anymore. She's locked in on a constant cycle of indulgence. She thinks she's in the club for life based on merit and doesn't have to worry about being presentable. She's in for a rude awakening, hopefully. When ticket sales decline and acting gigs dry up, she'll have to go the Carnie Wilson route and grace People magazine pimping some shitty miracle diet to resurrect her career.
Christina P - genuinely funny comic, with no bullshit persona hopscotching, who's not rail thin and is still beautiful. She should've had everything Amy got x100. Hopefully justice will prevail and her career will soon eclipse that of Big Amy.
3 shinealightonthelies 2016-08-31
did you go see her or something?
5 Ant_Sucks 2016-08-31
It's a screenshot from a video she uploaded herself, only I don't think she watched it because there was a good 5 seconds of horrible angles like this.
0 shinealightonthelies 2016-08-31
she don't give a care!
3 RBuddCumia 2016-08-31
She looks like a gussied up Cathy Bates from Misery.
3 [deleted] 2016-08-31
I thought you were good...but you're not good.
Something this pig has never said to a pastry
3 PepperTheCentaur 2016-08-31
She looks like the fucking Grinch Who Stole the Buffet.
3 breadmoccasin 2016-08-31
Her face has more meat on it than one of today's fucked up genetically modified chicken breasts from Tyson.
3 anaLog1989 2016-08-31
I honestly had to scroll down to figure out this wasn't a picture of Melissa McCarthy. Eww.
3 BigDummyIsSexy 2016-08-31
Why is the lady who refills the crab rangoon on stage?
3 sloppysammy 2016-08-31
She looks like John Leguizamo in "Spawn".
3 MattressBoy 2016-08-31
The bitch has a full blown fat apron.
3 DisgustingFaggot 2016-08-31
I just wanna jab two fingers into that doughy fupa
3 ucfgavin 2016-08-31
she really is part chipmunk, but not the cute part
2 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-08-31
Who would mate with it?
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2 TheFatMosque 2016-08-31
I would love for her to be riding me cowgirl so I could hear her belly slop into mine repeatedly
2 goo-gobbler 2016-08-31
Hey leave Bob Kelly alone, he's working on his weight struggle.
2 JMueller2012 2016-08-31
Lane Bryant
4 BeerCanThick 2016-08-31
YESSSSSTH
2 fyisah 2016-08-31
Its not easy for women to look good when they turn 50.
2 AntsCamera 2016-08-31
She is pregnant with Lebron James child.
I bet he does not take care of it.
2 AnthonyAtTheTime 2016-08-31
I still would though.
2 TARE_ME 2016-08-31
How many times do you think Normand had to plug her?
1 TossyMcSalad 2016-08-31
Like 6 million times or sumpthin'
2 InHell1979 2016-08-31
Who is that; Margaret Cho's grandma?
2 clownshoes2 2016-08-31
Dassabuntdoe, just eatin and shittin....
1 OKChaps 2016-08-31
x-post from r/ancid
2 dassabessdoe 2016-08-31
Ancid? What's that?
1 OKChaps 2016-08-31
rancid... :(
1 dassabessdoe 2016-08-31
I thought so, but I saw someone upvote you so I assumed I was missing something. Even looked it up, it's some kind of medication.
1 andiswearrrr 2016-08-31
Daaaaaaaaannnnn
1 Lish_fips89 2016-08-31
She looks like redban
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1 Metal_Gear_Sausage 2016-08-31
That's gross man.
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1 Patmcpsu 2016-08-31
I didn't know the grandmom from Everyone Loves Raymond did standup.
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1 MrDurden42 2016-08-31
So brave, so big, so amy
1 FiloBeddoeMIA 2016-08-31
Whoa, OP, big question, WHY did you contribute $ and actually go see that hate-able slob??
1 ChippahhhTss 2016-08-31
Is that a bunt or is she pregnant?
1 TossyMcSalad 2016-08-31
she is going to get a lyposuction and claim she had a miscarriage.
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1 3stepsbackward 2016-08-31
She's turning into Roseanne.
10 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2016-08-31
Does that mean she's going to start being funny?
1 philtheprince 2016-08-31
I really thought she wasn't that fat. This is not a flattering picture though.
1 Bick_Bickerson 2016-08-31
Eh...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
1 cstack18 2016-08-31
I miss when Sarah Silverman was briefly those people's feminist queen.
1 RatherPleasent 2016-08-31
She looks like she's morphing into Ronnie B.
1 davedave8 2016-08-31
She's really growing into that Eastern-European-Marm thing well.
1 myRrribz 2016-08-31
Now it's starting to get sad.
1 NGJimmy 2016-08-31
Oof.
1 bauerplay 2016-08-31
Fucking pig!
1 0JRB19690 2016-08-31
maybe her last meal will be the same one Budd Dwyer had
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1 newsdaylaura18 2016-08-31
But but but, she says she fluctuates between a size 6 and a size 8!
1 winkleham 2016-08-31
The way she's standing, she looks like shes in the middle of telling a joke about how fat she is.
1 aria_taint 2016-08-31
Did you take this pic at a PTA meeting? Looks like Bette Middler trying to get people to buy candy bars for the bands trip to Tulsa this fall.
1 patrick79x 2016-08-31
Those high waisted skirts are hard for skinny women to look good in. Amy looks like a fucking kangaroo with a baby in her pouch.
1 justchippinyaaaa 2016-08-31
Is this Rosanne?
24 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-08-31
Yeah, but she'd rape the shit out of you carl
15 aaron91325 2016-08-31
Yeah, this quote is destined for SRS. You gonna be Reddit famous!
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4 BeerCanThick 2016-08-31
YESSSSSTH
3 [deleted] 2016-08-31
I thought you were good...but you're not good.
Something this pig has never said to a pastry
15 LindaSpringwood 2016-08-31
Even if you wanted to, you probably wouldn't be able to overpower her. She has the shoulders and thighs of a linebacker.
3 ScarletNumbers 2016-08-31
I would. Mongo like rape.
3 thewordthewho 2016-08-31
wow I had to look that up...ewph.
10 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2016-08-31
Does that mean she's going to start being funny?
5 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-08-31
That's called a "gunt", friend