ok first things first, "cofee". Secondly, everyone's a comedian in their head until they actually write a joke out or say it and are immediately regretful they even thought that through.
I'll try a shit joke right now about Maryland
"This stroke-victim looking trashbag stinks. Looks like she fell on her head plopping out her mother's cunt and was just left there for a janitor to clean up."
But back to the coffee; Wouldn't it get soggy and ruined?
I keep whole beans in the freezer and grind them right before brewing because that retains most of the flavor. Only a fat cunt who drinks 5 frappuccinos a day would think grinding it before freezing is a good idea.
I see people keep cans of Folgers or bags of coffee in their freezers, I don't drink it cuz it's never done shit for me, though I do enjoy Frappucinnos and cold coffee. Coffee ice cream is the shit, too.
I've kept an extra bag of coffee in the freezer before. I knew people who kept cartons of cigarettes in their freezer. If there was such thing as "extra-cocaine" I'd probably keep that in the freezer too.
I bought a generous 8-ball of coke on new years, snorted a bunch of it that night... Woke up the next day with "extra cocaine". That almost never happens. It's basically an oxymoron. I knew I was going to jail January 15th, so I was going to "save it" until I got out. Cue January 13th, I blew a gram and a half in a half hour alone?
the more bloggers claim to be comedians they will continue to expose people who aren't as crazy and stupid as they are to their certifiably unfunny hateful rants
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8 Michelanvalo 2016-08-29
That's a sex-flipped T-Shirt Hell shirt from like 15 years ago.
Fucking hack.
7 ShetUp 2016-08-29
She looks like someone who was gangbanged by the high-school marching band.
7 bellboy1973 2016-08-29
ok first things first, "cofee". Secondly, everyone's a comedian in their head until they actually write a joke out or say it and are immediately regretful they even thought that through. I'll try a shit joke right now about Maryland
I like my men like I like my dinner
Full of crabs
Fuckin home run'
7 holodog 2016-08-29
I like my coffee like I like my men.
Not Mexican.
5 CompoundMediaPR 2016-08-29
My dick just inverted.
5 swanal 2016-08-29
Good, hopefully your rape urges will decrease in the meantime, phallic piece of gahbaghe.
0 CompoundMediaPR 2016-08-29
If you wanted my rape urges to decrease, all you had to do was show me a picture of female Bruce Vilanch like OP did.
4 OKChaps 2016-08-29
Do people keep coffee in the freezer?
Oh, sorry:
"This stroke-victim looking trashbag stinks. Looks like she fell on her head plopping out her mother's cunt and was just left there for a janitor to clean up."
But back to the coffee; Wouldn't it get soggy and ruined?
1 dassabessdoe 2016-08-29
I've seen people do it, I don't drink coffee, though. Google would probably help more.
2 urbanfervor 2016-08-29
I keep whole beans in the freezer and grind them right before brewing because that retains most of the flavor. Only a fat cunt who drinks 5 frappuccinos a day would think grinding it before freezing is a good idea.
2 dassabessdoe 2016-08-29
I see people keep cans of Folgers or bags of coffee in their freezers, I don't drink it cuz it's never done shit for me, though I do enjoy Frappucinnos and cold coffee. Coffee ice cream is the shit, too.
2 carribbeanjimmy 2016-08-29
I've kept an extra bag of coffee in the freezer before. I knew people who kept cartons of cigarettes in their freezer. If there was such thing as "extra-cocaine" I'd probably keep that in the freezer too.
1 carribbeanjimmy 2016-08-29
I bought a generous 8-ball of coke on new years, snorted a bunch of it that night... Woke up the next day with "extra cocaine". That almost never happens. It's basically an oxymoron. I knew I was going to jail January 15th, so I was going to "save it" until I got out. Cue January 13th, I blew a gram and a half in a half hour alone?
1 K1bbler 2016-08-29
Why didn't you just shove it up your butt and take it in with you.
4 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-08-29
Top comment in that thread is "That's a lot of Denton" I laughed
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2 sanfrancisco69er 2016-08-29
Man...where is Seung Hui-Cho when you need him?
1 NumeroOtto 2016-08-29
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1 deepdarkz 2016-08-29
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkGQtlPUGhY
She actually looks a lot like a fatter version of a local hooker in this video.