Went back to Stern

10  2016-08-28 by CertifiedBA

Was into Howard before really getting into the O&A show and after exhausting any worthwhile episodes/clips I had to finally pull the emergency ripcord and go back to Stern. Best thing about Stern is just how far back it goes and how long it has been quality, even though the last couple years haven't been their best.

Fuck Opie.

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Listening to Howard interview someone in comparison to Opie interviewing someone makes you realize how bad Opie really is.

I grew to hate his pseudo psychologist bring everything back to mommy and daddy issues interview style

I broke the chain of mental illness in my family, nice try on the hate tho. sniff

his kid is probably torturing a small animal this very moment

Same result when comparing him to Anthony or Jims interview skills. Howards good, but Opie is unfathomably terrible.

Yep, say what you want about Howard, but he is one of the best when it comes to interviews and getting people to open uo

Meh he's not that good. Mostly he is obsessed with how much someone is worth.

Or asking them how they deal with "the jealousy" their other cast mates etc have for their success. It's almost creepy how much he harps on that.

Well, he does share a building with his "coworker" Gregg Hughes, who by all reports may be a smidge jealous of Howard.

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He probably just says that to goad them into trashing their co-workers so it will make headlines which it would. His show has passed you by sniff

"He was so much better in Detrooiiit!" ('Hater' voice)

Hop Along Howie was the shiiiiiiit, feeeeegggg!!!!

"Kinda looks like Big Bird, to me..."

Name someone else who is more entertaining as an interviewer?

Ronnie B!

James Lipton

What is your favorite word?

Gravitas.

what's your least favorite word?

Nigger.

Eh, not really. He asks the same 30 boilerplate questions mixed with dick jokes and random facts his staff researches for him. It's nothing special and they are way too long.

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It's crazy how people walk in with a wall up and he's able to knock it down within minutes.

He's definitely good at it though he used to sabotage himself a lot when he would spend half the interview asking his guest how much money they make and how big their penis was.

Bradley Cooper was the only guy I've ever really seen that was able to hold his own with Howard and deflect whenever he didn't want to talk about something.

If Howard isn't interviewing someone he isn't much different than Opie besides the fact that Stern doesn't have absolutely shit tier hangers-on like Vic Henley and Sherrod in studio. If it's just another ordinary day I hope you enjoy 3 and a half hours of chatting about reality TV and talent/singing shows, because it's the only interest both of those old ladies have anymore.

The edge Howard has on Opie is that he has Fred and Benji writing jokes for him so that he can come off as funny and witty.

Stern is just able to make dumb things entertaining somehow. The sound job Fred does is also incredible, it's gotten a lot better with better tech over the years.

Yeah Fred is a true talent for sure

Oddly enough, I think Fred is the one guy on that show that the b-b-b-boys didn't bash. Opie even said he's talked with Fred and he's nothing but a nice guy.

Stern is way better than Opie Radio, but while trying to listen to him again, I just remember how much of a phony piece of shit he is, and it ruins it for me. That and the bits they done since Artie's been fired has been atrocious.

He is a piece of shit in some senses, but it's not always apparent while he's actually broadcasting. Opie just comes off as whiney.

I also think that Opie is a piece of shit in all senses.

Can't deal with Stern after he turned his back on Artie. At the end of the day, Stern is a real creep.

I think its bad the way it was dealt with, with no closure between the two of them, but at the same time I can't blame Howard at all for not wanting Artie in his life anymore. Artie was a walking train wreck and he was for YEARS. Artie goes into detail in his second book about how many chances he got with Howard and the show. But at the same time, the show humoring his addictions encouraged Artie to continue them. If Artie stayed on the show he probably would have relapsed and might have died. Then we'd all be pissed at Howard for enabling Artie for the sake of his show.

Hell, that might be how things end for Artie anyway. I hope not. But when I listen to the podcast at least the guy sounds somewhat happy and at peace. I'm sure he'd love one last sit down with his hero and idol to say good bye but that's probably not going to want to happen. Maybe its too hard for Howard and he doesn't think he'd be able to be honest with Artie.

I agree. I think at some point Howard saw the fork in the road and couldn't keep enabling Artie, especially after the suicide attempt. He clearly cared for the guy. Artie has said the fact that he never got closure bothers him but life's not a movie.

I was trying to think of a way to incorporate the knife Artie stabbed himself with and your "fork in the road" comment, but I got nothing. After all, I'm only a civilian.

What about at the beginning of the day cocksucka FAWKIN home run motherfucker

Yeah the last couple of months I've been digging through tons of old Youtube clips. I miss Howard.

There's some really crazy Artie shit, where he went after people physically or just brutally verbally while he was in withdrawl or fucked up. There's one where he goes after Lisa G and it's fucking brutal, Id never heard any of it.

I went through "by characters" and would find everything, I did Eric the Midget (god I loved him), Beetlejuice, etc. Jesus, did you know one of the Jesus Twins went crazy and got shot in a fucking police standoff outside his house?? He basically committed 'suicide by cop.' I never knew that. Those guys were legit crazy.

The best one is when Artie nearly dies laughing at Mike for going to Disneyland when it was gay week.

There was one where he went after Sal (I think) and he hits him in the head with a CD case, pretty fucking hard too.

I like when he breaks down and goes "I shouldn't be here, I shouldn't be doing this. I should be on a dock loading ships, I'm not cut out for this shit."

Or maybe the Ted thing, he chucked a water bottle and yelled. Ended up coming back in studio and said something along those lines.

My favorite part of that was Robin losing her shit.

WHAT THE EFFFF IS GOING ON HERE?

I know. Howard is like "First of all, you need to settle down."

I hate that whenever something pops off in studio, Howard doesn't describe what's happening or what happened to the audience. I mean Im watching it now on Youtube, but on the day everyone must have been like "What the fuck is happening?"

It was the last show before a vacation and everyone was talking about it, it was really hyped up. When the mics were moving around it sounded so much more than it was too, I remember seeing it later and thinking wow he barely even got to him but it sounded like he jumped over the couch and knocked Robin's glass wall down or something on first listen

"The days of the trip overlapped by..." "hahahhahahhahahahhahhahhahahahahahhaha"

This is one of the funniest Artie/Mike moments - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTf7Oq9Q0qQ

i love watching that tub of lard try to throw his weight across the studio to attack the young guy

I loved watching faggy but in-shape Teddy run in terror from the angry blob.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUQHeQr7cK8

This might be the Lisa G thing you're talking about. Artie came off as a fat cunt. Really surprised no one killed the fat burden when he was on drugs. Btw I do like Artie but he really did deserve a bat across the head sometimes.

Yeah, this is the one. He gets really, really nasty when he's coming down or trying to kick. What an amazing gig he fucked up, he really pisses me off. Such a fuckin waste of talent. (Like the girl says on the houseboat in Munich)

Lisa G was the cunt. She deserved everything Artie gave her, and then some.

I can't remember Artie ever going after someone who didn't deserve it, or wasn't a piece of shit, anyway.

That may be true...but he was still a fat burden. WAS. I'm sure he's fine now.

He went after Sal & Richard for basically nothing and sounded like an entitled, whiny cunt while doing so. I love Artie but he's a fucking baby.

No, he went after Richard and Sal because they shit-talked him behind behind his back to everybody that would listen, while he was grossly overpaying them to open for him on the road.

The "talking behind my back" thing was bullshit, he really was pissed at Sal for shit talking Beer League. He never gave those guys respect & he'd bring them on the road so he could show everyone how generous he is. Every fucking time he would say on the air what he paid them.

Was the money Artie gave them any less green because he showboated his generosity? Does that excuse their complete lack of gratitude?

And how much respect did they deserve? Their "comedy" consisted of sucking each others' ball sacks.

One thing you're not taking into consideration is how many actual comedian bros Artie had to pass over to make room for these sideshow freaks at his shows. They jumped the queue, and other comedians resented them for it, and probably gave Artie the stink eye over it. Artie went out on a bit of a limb for these non-dues-paying retards, and look at the thanks he got.

Artie could have literally shit on those two and been justified, imo.

If those two little dickheads were talking about Howard behind his back like that, they'd have been fired.

If those two little dickheads were talking about Robin behind her back like that, they'd have been given a Stern talking to by the man himself, and that would have been the end of it.

Yet they were free and clear to shit-talk Artie, the funniest guy on the show by far. That blow-up wasn't just about Artie vs. Richard and Sal; it was the result of an incredibly toxic work environment. Unfortunately for Richard and Sal, they also got the brunt of Artie's frustration with Howard over the overall toxicity of his operation. Just like a lot of Richard and Sal's frustration with Artie was displaced anger towards Howard for not using or paying them as much as they wanted.

If none of this has hit home, I want you to find a charity case at work and give him $1,000. A real retard. After you give him the money, let him bad-mouth you to everybody at work behind your back. Find out about it and report your feelings back to us.

You have 20 minutes.

Fuck you I'm not reading that novel.

There wasn't as much as I thought there would be on YouTube, guess they've taken most of it down throughout the years.

The staff stuff is just a lot more interesting than the b-b-boys calling Erock fat.

I appreciate Beet a lot more now since I went back, he rules. *Snort

Beetle is as bad as can.

This is both my favorite Beetle moment on Stern and one of my favorite Gilbert moments - https://youtu.be/i3uYcx8eAZc?t=13m48s

And he knoooows he's the best.

No wonder you all hate opie and anthony, you're all fucking stern fans.

If Bobo finds out, he's going to come in here and show his dick as revenge.

he sucks. stopped listening in the 90s.

How old are you?

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32

46 years young

I'll save the jokes about you being a 46 year old adult human on a message board like this.

I more wanted to rip on you for being edgy if you were under 30 and claimed to stop listening to Stern when you were 12 just to sound cool.

Moving along....

Like most mentioned, the initial Sirius stuff is great.

why? did he say cuss words and got lesbians to take their tops off? what am i, 8?

I prefer Howard Friendly

Fock yea

94-96 and 06-07 are great stern years, you can't go wrong even with full shows. Late 90s got more shock jocky with bits just for his shitty tv show, mid 00s was more political with lots of repetitive censorship rants, then later Artie years got shitty too, he was out of control and full of himself, Artie is best when he's self deprecating. Post Artie stinks except for bits or interviews here and there.

I check in with Stern once in awhile hoping it will be excellent like back in the day but fuck is it boring

My favorite Howard stuff has always been when Artie railroaded a subject and just started telling a story from his past, usually involving him getting into trouble and nearly destroying his career.

His story about losing $15,000 in Vegas on Holyfield/Tyson, going on a cocaine binge and getting fired from Mad TV in a week is probably the best bit I've ever heard on the show.

I've heard that one before, I still think Artie sucker punching his manager and getting chased by the LAPD through backyards is the best I've ever heard.

I always say that if you fast forward through celebrity interviews and news it's a pretty entertaining two hour podcast

Anything from 06-09 is absolute gold. I've watched hundreds of hours of HTV episodes from that period and they're nearly all great.

https://premium.crystalone.net/ is an excellent archive for anything Howard/O&A related

I'm all about that Crystal One life, premium channel 3 rules, mainly plays stuff from the Artie years. Anything with Artie is great, but yea, those first 3 on satellite were great

Been there done that.How sad is.it now.Howards limo driver is funnier than hin.I love angry Ronnie Mond.

Meeting girls, meeting guys, having a good time. Let's fuck some hewwwas

Ive been listening to all the Beatlejuice clips...gold Jerry gold

One of the best moments in radio history. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XX12k6sVu4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XX12k6sVu4&t=36m23s "Is this Rob? Haha Hey baby" God what a dope

Here here.

There is so much content on Stern side....despite his show being absolute shit since 2010 - there's got to be 1000x the hours on YT.

I gave up on listening to OA stuff about 6 months ago. I know a lot of Howard's "in house fights" & other shit sold as real is manufactured like WWF. But can only listen to so much of the O&A stuff out there. Howard had 20 good years, fellas had what, 8?

Beetlejuice & Hank

Jeff The Drunk Butt Billionaire https://youtu.be/gqiyWn161t0

Elephant boy craps his pants https://youtu.be/Rq_HudUCF64

Shitting on Jackie (but Billy West is really fucking overrated - stern fans fancy West a God)

The World Wildlife Fund manufactures fights?

Yeah, I wouldn't listen to either. There are too many good podcasts out there now to listen to garbage.

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I don't loathe myself that much; to listen to a filthy Jew.

Anyone have a recommendation for a good Howard playlist on youtube? I haven't listened in many years

Here's a little list I made of some of the better bits I remember through the years -

1) www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8ZnvqiU_II - Gilbert Gottfried and Richard Belzer.

2) www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I5NRuUe-Rg - Artie vs Crystal Clear.

3) www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6DMgePjw - Billy West as Pat Cooper.

4) www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVjDghMs41g - The Fred Rainbow Room Fight, a major piece of Stern history.

5) www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOxjDQzGrZ0 - Fred Loves to give Cookie Puss cakes as gifts (5 minutes in is where it really gets good).

6) www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BI30P4Hf_0 - Howard fights with a black woman (fun to compare to Anthony's stuff).

7) www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH7A2F5_M2A - Robin's dad/Ham hands Bill.

8) www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XpB9mLv5nQ - Stern goads Jackie into telling racists jokes.

9) www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSI81Z-9rGA - Wack packer Hateman loves Robin.

10) www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIVUStlPljQ - Gary Puppet Kidnapped.

11) www.youtube.com/watch?v=crQuvAdeg9o - Sal as Kool The Candy Rapper.

12) www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JtRmO4fheE - Whoo Kid Judges a Stern Show rap contest.

13) www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8Y0pskElrk - Jackie uses someone else's toothbrush.

14) www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0fUVp31t1M - Listener eats a Marshmellow from Jackie's ass.

15) www.youtube.com/watch?v=rySKvpuP9L0 - KC explains dealing with Beetle Juice.

16) Billy West Mandela - www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgI34ZYM-Uo .

17) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj2MtIRtDQ4 - Stuttering John/A J Benza fight.

18) www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmcVCT4m45A - Great Dice / Harris fight.

19) www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv3ygtu3nPA - Stern discusses Funk Flex/Charlemagne radio war.

20) Gary gets a Ba Ba Booey t shirt made - www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d6GWWDMCb8 .

21) Iron Shiek Anal Ring Toss 2 parter -

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDJD5PCa8JM . Part 2 is blocked, but the first part is still good.

22) ICP / Stern - www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjJO-hnUKKY .

23) The Craptacular - www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntZhMqlPtYA .

Also, they pulled it, but the full Grillo gets his head shaved saga is great.

Awesome thanks

Also this classic, N Hatin Hat - www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9aXNmuC8Yc .

I really wish i could host howard archives on opieandanthonylive, but id be taken down immediately

My favorite hour of Stern ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaXV0cmfTz0

Where do I start? Everything I find on youtube bores me.

There was one where he went after Sal (I think) and he hits him in the head with a CD case, pretty fucking hard too.

I like when he breaks down and goes "I shouldn't be here, I shouldn't be doing this. I should be on a dock loading ships, I'm not cut out for this shit."

This is one of the funniest Artie/Mike moments - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTf7Oq9Q0qQ

"The days of the trip overlapped by..." "hahahhahahhahahahhahhahhahahahahahhaha"