I only know 7 people so no

Myself

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Plenty of people actually. Former bosses especially.

That's part of the reason I hate Opie, he reminds me of every fucking faggot boss or high school coach. He's got an unearned position of power and a high school sports jock, frat boy sense of humor. He forces people to cater to his dumbass ego or he'll use his position to fuck them.

Also, he's really unfunny.

Women

A close contender would be my mother, but no. I really fucking despise Opie. I love listening to old shows and have to deal with listening to him ruin everything. Imagining how great things could have been is infuriating.

I think Schumer is way worse. Lies more, screwed over more people, more intolerable to listen to

No, actually. I put Tits on a pedestal of hate all his own. He has earned every inch of marble in that pedestal.

You mean this isn't real life?

I once had a teacher who ruined my life.

It was for graphic communication I'm not sure if every school has that subject, but it involves CAD as well as technical pencil drawings and a bit of design work. This was my favourite subject, and I was really good at it. I needed good grades in it to so that I could become an architect.

I used to be friends with this teacher's son, but he quickly became a cunt so I stopped hanging around with him. I think this is why my teacher took a disliking to me.

We would all talk in class, but for some reason I wasn't allowed to, and he made me work on a table attached to his desk.

We had a project lasting the year that involved designing a product in CAD, then making advertisements for it in photoshop. He watched me work for the whole year, meticulously working on a pair of headphones, and I achieved a great deal of detail and polish. When I handed it in, he gave me zero marks, claiming I copied my work from the internet. Which obviously wasn't true because I was sitting next to him the whole year. So I didn't have enough marks to pass the subject, even if I got full marks on the exam, so I didn't bother with it. The school I went to was a private school that had a policy of expelling students who didn't sit all their exams, so I ended up going to a community college.

If this teacher hadn't ruined my life, I'd be an architect right now instead of a bum.

And I still don't hate him more than Opie.

Was that a seinfeld episode or an actual story?

Well the teacher's name was Mr A. Vandelay...

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I'm trippin' balls on lsd right now and forgot why I hate opie. What'd he do besides be boring and unfunny.

This is the last place I'd want to be if I was tripping. Go sit outside and feed squirrels or something bro, leave all this negativity behind.

I know right but I also just had the realization that I'm more comfy sitting on my computer tripping then I ever have been outside but good point, I'm gonna go outside now.

someone could "OFF" a close family member of mine......break into the morgue....& perform "NECROPHILLIC ACTS" on their corpse

--i likely STILL couldnt summon hatred for that person that i can for OPIE

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No but in unreal life I hate the following cum guzzling peckkas.Word counters,and grammar and punctuation corrector. ...ha ha ha

Joe Cumia.

I hate everyone

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Most the people I hate now are former friends.

Opie only bugs me when he haults conversation for HOLDONHOLDONHOLDON or taking a phonecall. So no, there are people in my life who I despise more than Opie. It's probably too late, but I still think Opie can stop being a douche if he works at it.

Abraham Lincoln