Big A met Alison

12  2016-08-26 by [deleted]

24 comments

Alison! ALISON! Hoo hoo!

It's all about Alison

I am still waiting for the news article discussing the abandoned shipping container with dead hooker body parts mounted on the walls like a trophy room. Ultimately leading to Big A's arrest and then immediate connection with "former shock jock Anthony Cumia (who was recently arrested for strangling a woman)"

A foul smelling shipping container directly behind Headquarters strip club

with an excessive amount of W.O.W. bumper stickers attached to the bodies....

"Police have arrested a suspect, who appeared before the judge in a "The Anthony Cumia Show" T-shirt. While a witness was seen standing outside the courtroom in mets gear talking wildly about an apparent "studio in the City""

These pictures were clearly taken on the set of his prop nightclub in his basement/dungeon.

Dont spread rumors...he doesnt like when women say things like "kidnapping" or "assault" or "dungeon" its a lair, and those arnt cages, they are love closets.

I wish I had big a's lack of shame

Decades of being a fat, sloppy, ugly, rotten toothed, sweaty, stuttering, muttering fuck will do that to you.

Big A, for his ghastly appearance, is shockingly personable. He could be a politician, or a high end car salesman. It's almost like a witch put a spell on him, and when he looks in the mirror he sees Robert Redford. That's the curious level of confidence he has.

He's a really nice guy.

And that must be one huge bitch. He is a massive guy.

He's really one of Anthony's only remaining friends.

At least there are no stains on his shirt.

she is so hot. Anthony would get stuck in the crack of her ass.

They look like different species.

Big A is nice but he needs to ditch the mom jeans and start wearing form fitting suits and tie.

Should he also start carrying an urn and escort The Undertaker to the ring?

No, but there's something else he should copy from Paul Bearer - dying

I don't think it would be a bad idea for him to have an undertaker on retainer, actually.

You can shine a turd til the day is long but it's still a turd.

A form fitting suit in his case is a hot air balloon.

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The depressing thing is there's a price he could probably afford that strung out haggard whore would fuck him for.

IDK, I think she looks good. Plus she is tall

Amazon woman. I'd wouldn't mind letting her give me a good rogering.