Is that from "the alcoholic Aunt collection" by Lane Bryant?

"Portly comedian Amy Schumer seen here in a stunning corset top, designed to conceal unwanted fatty deposits. Schumer notes the sleeveless design allows for an all-over glaze that really accentuates her shoulder marbling"

nothing says healthy and in shape like a corset

Nothing says stunning and brave like clothing designed to trick people about your weight.

Her face looks like meat coming out of a mincer.

We could have avoided 2 wars if the WTC was as reinforced as that corset .

Tucked into a pair of wide-leg trousers, the comedian properly executed an uber-elegant way of pulling off the look

Is there any DESCRIPTION of bottoms less SEXY than "wide-leg TROUSERS"!!!

Did they mention the girdle she obviously has on to hold her belly fat in? And I don't think she's the first woman to wear a corset as a top the way they make her out to be.

Like a suet feeder

Consider me seduced.

Holy mackerel the comment section looks like this sub

You weren't kidding. I thought she was rather well received outside of this sub but literally every comment there was trashing her.

And not one lyle chipperson in the bunch

That was totally worth going back to read, kinda warms me lil heart

See what happens when you try to put ten pounds of mashed potatoes into a five pound bag?

Someone needs to invent a girdle for arms.

"nothing about Amy Schumer could even come close to possibly seducing me. She is so unattractive that if she came up missing, they should put her picture on the inside of the milk carton so nobody has to look at it."