Kurt should steal funnier rape joke apologies.

7  2016-08-25 by [deleted]

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I'M ONE OF THE FUNNIEST MOTHERFUCKERS ON THE PLANET, OKAY!

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Please tell me he actually screamed that.

Why yes, yes he did.

Awright!

He was all over the fucking place. Sounded coked up.

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On Hot water, "They call me cuck it doesn't bother me."

Kurt should just shut the fuck up on social media. Might save his shitty career.

Anthony, comment?

He's one of the funniest motherfuckers on the planet.

This one is for all those people in our lives who make life just a bit brighter. People like my friend Kurt Metzger, who is one of the best men I know. He's in the crowd tonight and this one goes out to him. This one's called Better Man.

"I see a whole lot of sons in the crowd tonight, but not a lot of daughters, this song is called Daughter "

Pearl jam... Why don't you call yourselves pearl necklace or sumthin

or Pearl jelly tsss

Why not Amethyst Marmalade or sumpin

🤔

Ooh man, I tell you, Chip is quick with those jokes. We actually used to be Mooky Blalock. This is Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town.

Why didn't she work in the aisles or sumpthin I was like what the fawk

"I met a good friend in back tonight named 'The Opster'. He won't be around for the encore and this song really reminds me of him, in title and thought. This is Elderly Woman Behind a Counter in a Small Town..."

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Kurt's an alright comic but he's nowhere near the level he thinks he is.