I like to tighten my calf muscles until the moment JUST before I give myself a charlie horse.

0  2016-08-25 by Bick_Bickerson

It's the only way I feel alive.

7 comments

2  BLM_TERROR_CELL 2016-08-25

Omg we have something in common...

I was actually just flexing just before i read this

Is this what its like to feel like i belong?

(I like to flex until it locks my foot up and i push the foot down to unlock the charlie horse. Good times)

4  Bick_Bickerson 2016-08-25

We should touch tips.

Luckily I have a dick big enough to reach from the left to the far, FAR right.

2  Popblawo 2016-08-25

I flex my calf muscles all day. I call em butterflies. I'm constantly tense, at all times.

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1  boredgeologist 2016-08-25

The only way I feel alive anymore is to suffocate myself while masturbating and then cum just as I am about to deplete my brain from oxygen.

1  Bick_Bickerson 2016-08-25

That's how Bill died. Dare to try harder.

1  SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2016-08-25

I really wish this had been the top post on the sub when all the visitors were here earlier today. A bunch of Leslie Jones and Amy Schumer shitposts and this. This is legit one of my favorite posts ever.

2  Bick_Bickerson 2016-08-25

It can't be

2  Bick_Bickerson 2016-08-25

It can't be