And he does the the typical sjw bs "if I'm pissing off ___ then I'm doing something right!" no one is pissed of kumail, we're pointing out what tard you are and circle jerking over how stupid you sound. people who are made are the ones that go out and try to get people fired and blacklisted for shit
I love it. These people are so used to everyone believing everything they say about EVERYTHING that happens being bigotry, but every day their voice gets less and less believed, and they don't slow down one bit with their Looney Tunes horseshit.
What's this goofy shit where people think anyone needs to be subtle to make fun of blacks on the internet. Like make an account and type out nigger, you don't need to pull a Harambe false flag to make fun of black names.
one of the earliest 4chan meme's was literally just calling someone a double nigger.
Thats twice the nigger.
Now thanks to Steve jobs normalfaggots with smart phones are all "ehhhhhh someone on the internet is being mean"
I love that even Max Landis, the laughing-stock son of a director who regularly embarrasses himself online, is actually telling this dude he sounds retarded. When someone like Max Landis has to set you straight, you know your opinion is fucked up. The Kumail guy even had to end the convo with "Look, I have to go. Let's just agree that I'm right!
Oh, cute. Like a snarky girl blogger comeback! This dude has the thickest lisp of all time, and he's never been funny in a single show he appears on. Watch Portlandia and laugh, then he shows up and brings the entire thing down by trying to be absurdist silly with no likability, it isn't funny. The kind of jokes that lame white dudes who moonlight in punk bands have been repeating to each other for years.
It's always funny when you find out a celebrity has these self-destructive, faggy, hyperactive liberal arts professor opinions. This might strengthen his relationship with someone like fucking Fred Armisen and the hivemind of "creative" types he works with, but it completely erases his chances of having a career to the public at large. No one wants to support a hunk of shit who seems to live to type out fun facts about how white people are evil and that every single thing they do is a microaggression. I have absolutely no ill will towards this man for his race, but I surely hope a ton of people send him racially insensitive material that makes him feel bad, because he truly deserves to have his western privilege shattered by experiencing actual hateful racist messages. After being such a presumptuous dunderhead, I want him to experience what it's like to actually have racism to complain about.
If I'm not mistaken, he was even a privileged kid in Karachi, Pakistan before his well-to-do parents moved them over here. Or him and his sister came here for college or some shit. This guy hasn't had any struggles in his life, real or perceived.
Of course, people of his regional ethnic background are typically privileged as all fuck, but they use their tone of skin as an identifier to pretend they carry the plight of brown skinned people in western nations. Trying to reap the social benefits of having dark skin while taking advantage of the negatives of it, while double dipping and also reaping the benefits of being a spoiled rich brown child.
Also, for the record this guy is a former atheist who is now Muslim by choice and regularly defends Islam and the Kuran in his "stand up act." You know the kind of comedy where young people make up fake stories of how they corrected some random racist person while acting bewildered and wise.
People who try to be ironic about opinions that are flawed in the first place are the worst. Unearned, unskilled sarcasm. Girly political snark.
Privileged in Karachi just means he lived indoors. Stop being a twat and pretending like you know anything. It's hilarious that you think a guy that made it out of a shithole like Pakistan hasn't had any struggles. What are you, a blind, homeless Vet? You're probably softer than the guy you're criticizing. At least he made something out if himself. You probably hate your job and think you're secretly funnier than all the people you hate on.
In shitholes where there are tons of people below the poverty line, typically the wealthy are outrageously so. Orders of magnitudes more wealthy than the mass of poor people.
It doesn't matter that if you translated that wealth over to america it's only middle class, in Pakistan it's a position of immense privilege. Wealth disparity is a bigger signifier than absolutely wealth.
Is finding an African name "funny" racist? Cuz there are so many hack jokes about bad white kids names that millennials name their children. All those jokes about kids named Dakota or Cullen or Brooklynn. I've heard a million of them.
Like, Lupita n'ongo is an African name & I find the name Lupita to be fine. But the name Chiwetel Ejiofor is a shitty name that sounds like random hard, unpleasant sounds put together. Am I racist because I don't like 1 African name even though another one I do like? Or is it possible to just not like a name ?
Also, the most famous Africans have names like Nelson, Robert, Joseph, Jonathan.
Lupita N'ongo was born in Mexico City. Chiwetel Ejiofor & Idris Elba are from London. I think these fancy actor "African" names are just different versions of Laqueesha.
They both have African parents & I don't really know many African-African names. But the point is, I'm capable of thinking an African name is pretty & that one is shitty so it can't be racism. & I think plenty of white people names are fucking stupid too. I just hate that if you dislike something associated with a culture you are "racist". It cheapens the word.
Also, if you ever go to any ethnicity's pride parade or gathering, the music always sucks. There are good musicians of any race but like, if you go to an African or Latin Pride day at a park, the music will make you wanna chop you dick off and stick it in your ears
African names are stupid in the same way. Ask them what N'tongo means and it's some stupid Nigerian car they thought was cool when they had their kids at 15.
Dude black people in the US have the silliest names. Like Princess or Tiger and shit like that. Malcom Gladwell has a chapter in his book describing how people with these names on their resumes rarely get hired, but I kind of agree with the hiring managers - it implies poor judgement. I would change my name the moment I turned 18 if my name was DeShawn.
Haven't liberals learned their lesson yet? If they keep crying "wolf" and calling everybody a racist, then the word will lose all meaning. And nobody will care if they are called it anymore.
It's already getting to that point. If someone called me racist in my personal/daily life, I would dismiss them without a second thought. It's become a very whiny word.
I had to go find the original tweet. @AgileTablet replied "Harambe memes are racist because gorillas are a lot like bl- [my producer waving his hands and cut my mic]" The part in brackets is paraphrased but that's basically what they said.
Oh wow what a shocker his profile says he is an activist. I love how all these douchebag actors and comedians become "activists" when they get a little fame and money. Bet none of them were outspoken or activists when they were just coming up and didn't want to risk offending their potential audiences. Like that fat unfunny joke stealing cunt Amy Schumer.
Kumail stick to doing your mildly funny show, cash your paychecks and donate to some charities if you feel guilty about being semi successful. Let donations be your activism because really no one but other Hollywood liberals care what you have to say about any issue. So when you go out and do your activism schtick you are just preaching to people who already feel the way you do. Ultimately the vast majority of people in the country don't give a fuck what you and other entitled Hollywood windbags have to say.
With the amount of love and adoration bestowed upon Harambe after his death, how is it an insult to be called Harambe? Harambe was a loved beast, Leslie is a loved beast. Accurate, no?
You're not actually telling me anything. I've been to Pakistan, but thanks anyways. I was referring to the circumstances of one person whose history I'm familiar with.
Indian "artists" are the worst. They're worse than Asians, they have no sense of humor and are "offended" by everything, and have to let everyone know they're offended so they look good. They're such a pain in the fucking ass, they're just not 'fun' people, I swear to god.
I met this gal over the weekend who was an agent at a talent agency. I was trying to convince her to check out my buddy who's a really good actor. She's like "Is he a white guy?" I said yes, she goes "Don't bother. We've signed 3 Indian guys in the last 2 weeks, no one is looking for white guys. Everyone wants Indians for some reason."
100 comments
97 K1bbler 2016-08-24
That faggot says everything is racist. Racism is his shucky ducky quack quack.
34 carribbeanjimmy 2016-08-24
Hamburger!
20 TrojanAttorney 2016-08-24
And he does the the typical sjw bs "if I'm pissing off ___ then I'm doing something right!" no one is pissed of kumail, we're pointing out what tard you are and circle jerking over how stupid you sound. people who are made are the ones that go out and try to get people fired and blacklisted for shit
4 DHFearnot 2016-08-24
He done shucky his ducky too long.
4 SWIMsfriend 2016-08-24
Damn
2 Bouch_Tutt 2016-08-24
HAAAAAAMBURGER!
2 breadmoccasin 2016-08-24
I love it. These people are so used to everyone believing everything they say about EVERYTHING that happens being bigotry, but every day their voice gets less and less believed, and they don't slow down one bit with their Looney Tunes horseshit.
60 duranfarbissina 2016-08-24
I love when boring people take boring stances
48 fish_flower 2016-08-24
lol "come at me"
like anyone cares about whoever the fuck that is
24 CIAshill18081990 2016-08-24
Bit player in a Mike judge show that heavily employs stereotypes to comedic effect
10 fish_flower 2016-08-24
hey that's racist
1 Tastii 2016-08-24
They constantly make fun of his Pakistani heritage on that show...
44 peckaface 2016-08-24
Him and his buddy Harold really should stick to making stoner movies.
17 carribbeanjimmy 2016-08-24
Dude, did you see that one where they were smoking weed? That was so awesome!
16 xxmikekxx 2016-08-24
I'd prefer if him & those 3 other nerds just go across the hall and fuck that blonde girl who isn't even that hot anymore already
42 DontDoxMeJoe 2016-08-24
What's this goofy shit where people think anyone needs to be subtle to make fun of blacks on the internet. Like make an account and type out nigger, you don't need to pull a Harambe false flag to make fun of black names.
19 Boredghost77 2016-08-24
one of the earliest 4chan meme's was literally just calling someone a double nigger. Thats twice the nigger. Now thanks to Steve jobs normalfaggots with smart phones are all "ehhhhhh someone on the internet is being mean"
3 DaveNone 2016-08-24
It's not normal people with smartphones doing it, it's douchebags who get triggered by anyone saying anything they even remotely disagree with.
3 blackirishlad 2016-08-24
Absolutely, it's our raison d'etre
11 DontDoxMeJoe 2016-08-24
what did ya grapes d'etre stay out in the sun too long uh sumthin?
31 drexler57346 2016-08-24
"Hard disagree".
"THIS".
"Fully true".
Ugh.
19 Ant_Sucks 2016-08-24
THIS. So much this.
This.kind.of.racism.happens.to.people.of.color.everyday. WAKE.UP.PEOPLE. #GetWoke
30 ChaunceHayden 2016-08-24
I told him what's what
12 Clibanarius 2016-08-24
He's a dirty Paki.
20 twinkskc 2016-08-24
Great, he'll be particularly insulted, the racist bastard
2 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-08-24
Oh, what a surprise. Get washed out from under your bridge did you?
Whatever, loser.
L
3 twinkskc 2016-08-24
I never aimed to offend you, Knickers :(
27 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2016-08-24
He's good on Portlandia/Silicon Valley, but god is he awful on Twitter.
Hack joke and about a decade late. I can't wait to hear his Anthony Weiner joke in 2020.
2 NLclothing 2016-08-24
I would love to see him replaced on SV, he really isn't very funny and his sjw nonsense is the kernel of corn on top the shit sundae he is.
23 onemancrimespree 2016-08-24
I love that even Max Landis, the laughing-stock son of a director who regularly embarrasses himself online, is actually telling this dude he sounds retarded. When someone like Max Landis has to set you straight, you know your opinion is fucked up. The Kumail guy even had to end the convo with "Look, I have to go. Let's just agree that I'm right!
Oh, cute. Like a snarky girl blogger comeback! This dude has the thickest lisp of all time, and he's never been funny in a single show he appears on. Watch Portlandia and laugh, then he shows up and brings the entire thing down by trying to be absurdist silly with no likability, it isn't funny. The kind of jokes that lame white dudes who moonlight in punk bands have been repeating to each other for years.
It's always funny when you find out a celebrity has these self-destructive, faggy, hyperactive liberal arts professor opinions. This might strengthen his relationship with someone like fucking Fred Armisen and the hivemind of "creative" types he works with, but it completely erases his chances of having a career to the public at large. No one wants to support a hunk of shit who seems to live to type out fun facts about how white people are evil and that every single thing they do is a microaggression. I have absolutely no ill will towards this man for his race, but I surely hope a ton of people send him racially insensitive material that makes him feel bad, because he truly deserves to have his western privilege shattered by experiencing actual hateful racist messages. After being such a presumptuous dunderhead, I want him to experience what it's like to actually have racism to complain about.
11 [deleted] 2016-08-24
Max Landis is a good boy.
6 faustok 2016-08-24
Correct, I won't hear anything bad said about Max.
4 AmbientHostile 2016-08-24
Max sucks dicks.
11 faustok 2016-08-24
And he has other good qualities
2 panjshirlion 2016-08-24
He's a good egg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KolenE1GCyg
"You're looking at the cover like it's going to help you. There's no help for you there. There's no God for you now, Rich Evans."
1 [deleted] 2016-08-24
You should've stayed in hell, you fucking piece of shit.
9 twinkskc 2016-08-24
If I'm not mistaken, he was even a privileged kid in Karachi, Pakistan before his well-to-do parents moved them over here. Or him and his sister came here for college or some shit. This guy hasn't had any struggles in his life, real or perceived.
11 onemancrimespree 2016-08-24
Of course, people of his regional ethnic background are typically privileged as all fuck, but they use their tone of skin as an identifier to pretend they carry the plight of brown skinned people in western nations. Trying to reap the social benefits of having dark skin while taking advantage of the negatives of it, while double dipping and also reaping the benefits of being a spoiled rich brown child.
Also, for the record this guy is a former atheist who is now Muslim by choice and regularly defends Islam and the Kuran in his "stand up act." You know the kind of comedy where young people make up fake stories of how they corrected some random racist person while acting bewildered and wise.
People who try to be ironic about opinions that are flawed in the first place are the worst. Unearned, unskilled sarcasm. Girly political snark.
4 bruppa 2016-08-24
Kumail Nanjiani: My Ethnicity and Religion May Hurt My Career, But I Don't Care
-6 rrogido 2016-08-24
Privileged in Karachi just means he lived indoors. Stop being a twat and pretending like you know anything. It's hilarious that you think a guy that made it out of a shithole like Pakistan hasn't had any struggles. What are you, a blind, homeless Vet? You're probably softer than the guy you're criticizing. At least he made something out if himself. You probably hate your job and think you're secretly funnier than all the people you hate on.
8 twinkskc 2016-08-24
As you unsuccessfully analyze my personality, shut up queer.
4 faustok 2016-08-24
Pakistan still has the feudal system.
In shitholes where there are tons of people below the poverty line, typically the wealthy are outrageously so. Orders of magnitudes more wealthy than the mass of poor people.
It doesn't matter that if you translated that wealth over to america it's only middle class, in Pakistan it's a position of immense privilege. Wealth disparity is a bigger signifier than absolutely wealth.
1 Billyassman 2016-08-24
Take baby steps, punjab.First ,let's start with indoor plumbing.
2 Dent_Arthurdent 2016-08-24
Idk, i've seen some Fred Armisen videos on youtube from some show, making fun of hipsters and feminists and the rest of that mentally retarded herd.
1 onemancrimespree 2016-08-24
I like his show I was just using him as a random name, maybe Seth Meyers would make sense.
0 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-08-24
Max Landis's father was responsible for helicopter deaths on the set of one of his films. And Max is a known cokehead.
3 onemancrimespree 2016-08-24
http://capedcrusades.com/files/2015/09/Max-Landis-profile-3.jpg
20 xxmikekxx 2016-08-24
Is finding an African name "funny" racist? Cuz there are so many hack jokes about bad white kids names that millennials name their children. All those jokes about kids named Dakota or Cullen or Brooklynn. I've heard a million of them.
Like, Lupita n'ongo is an African name & I find the name Lupita to be fine. But the name Chiwetel Ejiofor is a shitty name that sounds like random hard, unpleasant sounds put together. Am I racist because I don't like 1 African name even though another one I do like? Or is it possible to just not like a name ?
9 TheAmazingPearl 2016-08-24
Also, the most famous Africans have names like Nelson, Robert, Joseph, Jonathan.
Lupita N'ongo was born in Mexico City. Chiwetel Ejiofor & Idris Elba are from London. I think these fancy actor "African" names are just different versions of Laqueesha.
7 xxmikekxx 2016-08-24
They both have African parents & I don't really know many African-African names. But the point is, I'm capable of thinking an African name is pretty & that one is shitty so it can't be racism. & I think plenty of white people names are fucking stupid too. I just hate that if you dislike something associated with a culture you are "racist". It cheapens the word.
Also, if you ever go to any ethnicity's pride parade or gathering, the music always sucks. There are good musicians of any race but like, if you go to an African or Latin Pride day at a park, the music will make you wanna chop you dick off and stick it in your ears
1 TriangleDimes 2016-08-24
African names are stupid in the same way. Ask them what N'tongo means and it's some stupid Nigerian car they thought was cool when they had their kids at 15.
6 boredgeologist 2016-08-24
Dude black people in the US have the silliest names. Like Princess or Tiger and shit like that. Malcom Gladwell has a chapter in his book describing how people with these names on their resumes rarely get hired, but I kind of agree with the hiring managers - it implies poor judgement. I would change my name the moment I turned 18 if my name was DeShawn.
1 xyniphis 2016-08-24
Or just go by Shawn on all resumes
18 EskimoEscrow 2016-08-24
POO IN LOO
6 WiretapStudios 2016-08-24
16 Joemomma101 2016-08-24
Haven't liberals learned their lesson yet? If they keep crying "wolf" and calling everybody a racist, then the word will lose all meaning. And nobody will care if they are called it anymore.
13 twinkskc 2016-08-24
It's already getting to that point. If someone called me racist in my personal/daily life, I would dismiss them without a second thought. It's become a very whiny word.
12 golightlys_iphone 2016-08-24
heres a great response to this tweet
2 dassabessdoe 2016-08-24
What am I supposed to be looking at here? All I see is the pic of Kumail's tweet. I suck at twitter.
4 twinkskc 2016-08-24
I had to go find the original tweet. @AgileTablet replied "Harambe memes are racist because gorillas are a lot like bl- [my producer waving his hands and cut my mic]" The part in brackets is paraphrased but that's basically what they said.
11 mikestl1988 2016-08-24
"Come at me"
throws seamen at muslim
7 ZigginZaggin 2016-08-24
Like seamen? Like actual dudes who live in the sea?
11 Xx9mmParabellumxX 2016-08-24
Where does "sand nigger" rank in his list of no-no words?
11 simorulzzz 2016-08-24
LA comics are the worst
10 InHell1979 2016-08-24
Y'know; maybe its time we gave Kumail the ol' "Joe Derosa special"....
9 Dennyislife 2016-08-24
Urgh. He was African American.
9 Stud_beaner_69 2016-08-24
It's a funny African name but he's a dumb Sand nigger
9 MedicatedHead 2016-08-24
Somewhere, a script is better because he's not reading it.
7 PeteFo 2016-08-24
Without exaggeration, he has the most punchable face in the world.
10 saessea 2016-08-24
You sure about that? https://yt3.ggpht.com/-5sUUZVUB6go/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/zEqvvSdbyyI/s900-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg
7 DaveNone 2016-08-24
Oh wow what a shocker his profile says he is an activist. I love how all these douchebag actors and comedians become "activists" when they get a little fame and money. Bet none of them were outspoken or activists when they were just coming up and didn't want to risk offending their potential audiences. Like that fat unfunny joke stealing cunt Amy Schumer.
Kumail stick to doing your mildly funny show, cash your paychecks and donate to some charities if you feel guilty about being semi successful. Let donations be your activism because really no one but other Hollywood liberals care what you have to say about any issue. So when you go out and do your activism schtick you are just preaching to people who already feel the way you do. Ultimately the vast majority of people in the country don't give a fuck what you and other entitled Hollywood windbags have to say.
6 WoopEmGangbangStyle 2016-08-24
With the amount of love and adoration bestowed upon Harambe after his death, how is it an insult to be called Harambe? Harambe was a loved beast, Leslie is a loved beast. Accurate, no?
3 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-08-24
His Old Navy commercials make me wish I was aborted.
2 [deleted] 2016-08-24
99.94% people on here are racists sir
0 Justyna_A 2016-08-24
This is true
2 panasonictooth 2016-08-24
Harambe is just a snappy interesting name. I doubt most people connect it to an African name of a black person.
2 TossyMcSalad 2016-08-24
A guy with a Hitler hairpiece can't call anybody racist!
2 CelticSabbath 2016-08-24
"if a person is named Harambe, you can't mock it cuz you may seem racist."
Me thinks he doesn't know what can't means. Harambe you goofy nigga, get over here with ya faggotty name. Done.
2 cabaretcabaret 2016-08-24
Don't all black comics with African parents laugh at the names they almost got given?
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1 JeffDenlon 2016-08-24
His wife told him to say that. Bitch.
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-08-24
I like him on Silicon Valley but otherwise this guy is a douche.
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1 bellboy1973 2016-08-24
(Insert joke about being brown)
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-08-24
What? No one ever gave a shit whether they were "feeling racist" or not. This guy is the biggest faggot ever.
1 RacistPigeon 2016-08-24
He is right. We should post camel memes just for him instead.
1 the_kronkez 2016-08-24
nasty paki fuck
1 aria_taint 2016-08-24
Get a load of this guy fellas, he thinks gorillas is niggers!
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1 0b1ivion 2016-08-24
Ill get the horses boys
1 Billyassman 2016-08-24
Does this curry eat'n unfunny fuck know what happened to the last comic that said come at me?
1 RedditIsDumb4You 2016-08-24
This man just played an extreme indian kama sutra stereotype where he rapes a white woman about to get married at a spa.
0 rrogido 2016-08-24
You're not actually telling me anything. I've been to Pakistan, but thanks anyways. I was referring to the circumstances of one person whose history I'm familiar with.
8 [deleted] 2016-08-24
What the fuck are you talking about?
0 Doc_McCoy79 2016-08-24
Indian "artists" are the worst. They're worse than Asians, they have no sense of humor and are "offended" by everything, and have to let everyone know they're offended so they look good. They're such a pain in the fucking ass, they're just not 'fun' people, I swear to god.
I met this gal over the weekend who was an agent at a talent agency. I was trying to convince her to check out my buddy who's a really good actor. She's like "Is he a white guy?" I said yes, she goes "Don't bother. We've signed 3 Indian guys in the last 2 weeks, no one is looking for white guys. Everyone wants Indians for some reason."
Fuckers are taking over, dude.
1 JeffDenlon 2016-08-24
Hollywood thinks it makes them look progressive
It'll last till January when Trump gets sworn into office
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-5 rrogido 2016-08-24
Go fuck yourself moron. You're delusional if you think I'm being inaccurate. Just another small time hater with a big mouth.
5 Adolf321 2016-08-24
Are you retarded how can you fuck up 2 times to reply?
-23 Clibanarius 2016-08-24
Kumail owns.
26 KennethFresno 2016-08-24
a chastity belt because he's a queer.
-14 Clibanarius 2016-08-24
Nah. He's got a cute redheaded wife.
10 KennethFresno 2016-08-24
Naw, that's why the queer has a chastity belt, for the bulls to mock it.
-7 Clibanarius 2016-08-24
I'm not as well-versed on the cuckoldry arts as you, sir, I defer to your knowledge.