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Do you think he'll enjoy it?

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Yeah, but what did you write in the fake email?

awww sheeett

almond shake

Omg almond shake what a throwback

"Shake those almonds, you dick."

Are you prepared to see your grandfathers penis? Because you're going down that road.

It will probably look smaller now that OP is an adult.

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I accidentally saw my grandpa peeing on a tree when I was 12 and we we're hunting together. Saw the whole dick, there was a lot of it. It was burned in my mind in HD for years. It wasn't until I started abusing substances a few years later that I forgot about it. God damn, he had quite the hog.

just couldn't stop thinking about it, huh? That mane of stately gray pubes.

It was very "distinguished" almost "Regal" as far as penises are concerned.

And as I peruse the photo you sent me, so do you my sweet boy.

( )=======| -)

I need to reevaluate my whole life!

Do you want grandpa dick? Because that is how you get grandpa dick.

Well, that's one way to find out if he suffers from zoophilia.

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Sounds like a swell guy.

As opposed to the Afrikaner's from Philly.

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Is his name John Maxwell?

Yeah, and also be amazed that's a gorilla can send emails. He'll think this is How planet of the apes started

looks like Leslie "Haramburger" Jones to me or sumtin tss tss

shucky ducky quack quack

yeah.. good one chip

Haaaaaamburger...

Just when you think this sub's out of shit, along comes this manna from heaven

I feel bad for her. but this shit is fawkin hilarious.

Yeah. I mean, she sucks but I don't see why she should get singled out. If this is still because of the Galbusters movie, then everyone in it sucked. It looked awful. Why not attack stupid Kate McKinnon or whatever her name is because of her awful mugging for the camera cutesy kissy face shit she was doing. Attack Paul Fag for directing a shitty movie. Attack Thor for thinking that he is anything other than a pretty boy who looks good doing nerd cosplay.

Unless she leaked these pictures herself. In which case she is really stupid and pathetic.

It's about the gay greek gentleman getting banned off of twitter. It's only transitively related to Ghostbusters.

According to the RLM review, her character was actually the most well-rounded and likeable of the whole cast. The trailers apparently included the majority of the scenes with her acting like a stereotype.

I misread RLM as retarded lives matter.

yeah but then you realized that was ridiculous since they don't at all

Well.

It's because of the Milo thing. She's getting what she deserves. You don't get to say one thing and do another.

I don't know anything about the Milo thing. What did she do?

He got banned from Twitter and anybody that gives a fuck should be killed.

She accused Milo of coordinating a harassment campaign against her. Twitter rushed to defend her and banned Milo. Milo did not coordinate a harassment campaign against her. He wrote a mean review of her movie.

Cut to -- Jones has repeatedly coordinated her fans to attack people, telling them directly to target other twitter users. No ban.

It's one thing to not like someone & talk shit to them, it's totally another thing to launch racially incendiary attacks on someone. And nobody does racially horrific shit talk like Internet geeks, we thrive on that shit from years of online fps games.

I thought milo and his fans are alt-right? Why would they be throwing a tantrum about a private business making a free market decision? That's retarded.

Not all of his fans are alt-right.

I think Milo's position is that Twitter appears to be applying the rules unfairly and is clearly making political decisions. Throwing a fit helps inform the public that it's not really the free speech tool it purports to be.

It doesn't purport to be a free speech tool... They have a list of rules and guidelines. It's not a "say/do what you want" platform. It does seem that Twitter has a political agenda though.. I will give you that. But that's part of free market society. Some businesses will operate under an ideological umbrella you disagree with. You have the choice to do business with them or not. You can't use their services while knowing their politics and their terms and then cry about it when they oppose you. That's free market in action. The right wing solution to this is to develop a competing social media platform.

@jack advertises it as one, so I gotta disagree with you. He advertises it as a tool to start revolutions, go against governments, market your brand, get your name out, etc. (remember Twitter tried to claim credit for the Arab spring)

And exactly. Milo's fans are in uproar because they were unaware of Twitter's ideological umbrella and are now seeking an alternative (while celebrating the failure of Twitter's business model, in hopes of heralding an alternative sooner). In addition, I think part of it is a show to help hasten the fall of Twitter by letting others know about the ideological bent which had previously been disguised/dormant.

All you have to do is read the terms of agreement to use Twitter... They aren't a free speech tool. I can piss on your leg and tell you it's raining but you prob oughta just notice on your own that it's piss instead of taking my word.

Honestly, I'm basing most of what I said from their review.

She was definitely the most believable character in the movie. The rest were just waaaaaaay out of place using big words. Kinda important when you're playing scientists.

It's because of Milo, not Ghostbusters. Obviously they'd get Kate McKinnon eating snatch vids if that was the case.

She looks like she has a smelly pussy.

Don't call poor Paulie-Boy that. He said in an interview that kids calling him Paul Fag when he was in school is what made him start hating men.

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Now I know why Harambe chose suicide by cop

She looks like 50 Cent with titties.

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Is she fucking wearing the hat from golden child?

You're showing your age. As am I.

Yes, she is.

Anyone dare say Charles Dance wasn't sexy as f in that movie.

"I must be purged!"

" Anytime. "

Sorry, wrong movie.

"My sweet brotha numsey!"

NYDN article about it: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/leslie-jones-website-hacked-article-1.2764043

Moral of the story: don't fuck with the internet, Mighty Josephine Young.

I like how it says horrifying. The writer must've seen the photos before writing the article.

How did she fuck with the internet? She hasn't done anything.

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She'll be attacking white children until her handler the Man In the Yellow Hat has no choice but to put the ape down.

That dude has some big knockers

My sweet sweet sapphire.

Buhjeebe?

UhmbyYay UhmbyYo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bgqh-6yGDE

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At least I now have a foolproof image to recall when I'm doing my best not to come too fast.

Aww... I'm sure he'll appreciate that

A giant Kevin Spacy head floating above your bed. -the g man

Why would you prolong it? I get it over with as quickly as possible when jerking.

She's smart, the iCloud tit pic misogyny dollar is a big dollar right now.

Can we frame Anthony and Brother Joe as the hackers?

Also, what fucking pieces of shit to do this to anyone. This world needs to be firebombed.

Dicks in for Harambe!

Goddam it, I clicked thinking it was a funny meme and now I've got to wash my eyes out.

Cum in the eye is the worst

dassabesso just cummin an' blindin'

That's not a very flattering picture.

You don't think she looks good in that picture?

"no..."

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I wasn't expecting a picture of a gentleman's tallywhacker in Leslie's fartbox.

that is the same dick that was in paul feig's ass according to opie's twitter.

He wasn't readyyyyy

Is that cunt cheese on her pubes, or are they just gray? Both are disgusting.

#OrangutanTitsOut4Harambe

Remind me why we hate this woman?

Something about that women's rights movie with ghosts. I don't really remember at this point.

Just look at her.

Does it even matter?

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Because she's a feminigger.

You appear to have found the line this sub is unwilling to cross.

It's hit and miss with nigger jokes.

You offended the shitsub's feminists.

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Well, I'm sure everyone will be reasonable about this.

Well, that's gross as fuck.

Fight your curiosity and don't click it!

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DAMMIT! Of COURSE I just became a proudboy.. Of all the weeks for this goodness to surface I can't even enjoy it in the privacy of my work restroom.

nightmare fuel

What sick fuck is asking this beast for nudes?

She was just spamming people with them.

Goddamn terrorist bitch!

look at her supple armpit fat... they look like arm pussies.

Yeah, at least she's got one good thing going for her.

How do celebrities still not understand that uploading naked pics to the cloud isn't a good idea? If I didn't know any better I'd say this was a publicity stunt although this is pretty fucking embarrassing.

I really doubt she'd put all of that personal info on the site like her address and social security number if it was a publicity stunt. She'd just put the naked pics up.

Yeah good point. I'm dumb and commented before I read an article about what actually happened.

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I think we all know that she uploaded these herself

Easy there buddy, it's gonna be hard to handle all these erections here, right fellas?

I would rather fuck a man.

We know.

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the good thing: this sub can now delete their ''fake leslie jones nudes'' folders, because we can jerk off to the real thing now.

I love this sub. The rest of Reddit feels bad for her and we're just here making jokes about her gross ape pussy.

This is like anti-porn.

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Why's the poop going back in?

She's shitting an entire human.

who's the one taking it in the ass?

Anthony.

my bad, I should have known by the color

That brisket has got some real bark on it.

I feel sorry for her. This is humiliating and all she did was be in a movie.

And look like a gorilla.

Those some ashy nipples girl. Get some Coco butter on them soon.

Man, those armpit rolls.

This it? I need at least 5pics for a challenge wank.

You don't want to see the rest.. trust

The degenerate in me needs to!

Her fucking nipples are ashy, holy shit that's a new one.

That is just really unappealing

Louis C.K. saying his dick is racist makes so much sense right now.

Retarded man hating animal getting what she deserves.

Ol' gal just can't get a break can she.

Why did she take this? And who would she send this to that she would still be friends with after?

Relativity. Just imagine the Silverback on the receiving end.

Fuck your cuntent policy redshit

I'm glad reddit removed the picture so I don't accidentally click on the link again. Fifty bucks says the gorilla wasn't smart enough to know how to keep her iphone from automatically uploading pictures to her cloud.

That is just horrendous. Ugh.

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It's been over 20 minutes, now you can go for it!

:)

how do you hack someones passport?

I was wondering this too. it's almost implying that this retard had copies of all of her important documents saved to icloud along with horrific naked pics.

She seems dumb enough to do that.

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Wouldja?

I'm not even joking, but seriously no, never.

She kinda looks like a gorilla and I've never been a fan of that look personally.

Unless it's my man up in my ass.

Yeah I get why it's dumb to say that a random black person looks like a monkey when most of them don't. But if you separate this from the racism angle, she honest to god looks like a gorilla the way George W. looked like a chimp.

If you changed her skin color to white she'd look like an albino ape. That's just reality.

ME: would ya? for the story?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

I look goood an evryting!

Her nipples look like someone tried to burn them off

Jesus did that. He's sorry.

Dicks South For Harambe

#theflacciding #theunfapening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-s36dK0yQc

Better tits than Latifah at least.

Pics? For comparison reasons.

I can't believe I actually took a minute of my day to look for Queen Latifah nude.

I want to be her bondage slave.

Where's the rest? I need to see those for research purposes.

Ah, researching masochism I see

While you have this post open, listen to this and pretend Patrice is still alive.

#dicksoutforlesliejones

Let's hope Amy "Piggy Girl" Schumer is next.

I want to see the dude she sent this to

what slobby craigslist deviant was she sending these to

Next month's cover for National Geographic.

Jesus this pic makes me feel like I'm in the POV of a biplane firing at King Kong

http://www.gossipcop.com/leslie-jones-nude-photos-hacked-website-naked-sex-pictures/

Reminds me of the National Geographic women from Africa with the saggy tits I saw as a kid

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Ewwww

http://gph.is/16EI4hW

Whoopi is going to flip that her phone was hacked.

Wait until it's classified as a hate crime haha. There are already rumblings on Twitter that it should be.

I have no empathy anymore for things like this. When your car is broken into they just tell you not to leave any valuables in the car. They don't even investigate. That should be the same for this.

If everyone who is spreading their condolences for Leslie Jones isn't also going and turning off that iCloud shit, they deserve no sympathy if they are ever hacked.

Have you ever seen a black girls pussy?

Does it look like a wallet?

I keep expecting change to fall out...

RIP. Otto and George

GOOD GOD PLEASE LORD TAKE MY EYES INSTANTLY BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.

If suck the dust right outta those simian tits.

It's all pink on the inside.

Looool

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Nothing.

Like, why the fuck would you have these pics on your websites server?

They were on her icloud; not on her website server.

Fuckin' oh well then lol.

Are you all embarrassed?

Ah man no way.

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So the hack isn't an /r/opieandanthony exclusive, right? Some other good samaritan on the internet that had nothing to do with this place right?

It was one of Milo's shitdick fanboys. We were satisfied just making primate jokes about her, they're the ones with the vendetta.

Now, if this was a Big Amy hack, I'd be suspicious of here...

Jeez that's so shitty. I get that she has some opinions people don't agree with but that's way too much. Shit man

I like that some faggot just gets on here to downvote every single reply... Don't you have something better to do? Like walk in front of a speeding train

This is also the face she makes when holding a giant watermelon wedge. I sure hope nobody photoshops that. That would be in horrible taste.

This is also the face she makes when holding a giant watermelon wedge. I sure hope nobody photoshops that. That would be in horrible taste.

lol we heard you, you silly racist.

lol God damn, reddit was under maintenance when I posted that.

You offended the shitsub's feminists.