If you had a time machine

0  2016-08-24 by DaveNone

This is a select time machine. No going back and killing Hitler or high fiving him or buying yourself a winning lottery ticket.

You can go only go back in time for 30 minutes and ruin the childhood of one member of the O&A universe, who would it be and what would you do?

I think I'd go back, plant cocaine in the truck and call the federales on Anthony's father so they could bust him as he tried to leave Mexico on one of his many trips across the border.

Which one of you animals will go back as Uncle Paul and traumatize lil Jimmy?

9 comments

6  TheScarletR 2016-08-24

I'd go back and play Monster Rain with Jimmy. His life would be the same but I'd have a nice story.

5  DaveNone 2016-08-24

That might make you the origin of Uncle Paul. If Jimmy isn't available go back to a young Bobby Kelly and take him a steak.

5  TheScarletR 2016-08-24

One thing is for certain; if I go back in time, I won't be returning with my balls full

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5  ShetUp 2016-08-24

I'd spy on Ant to confirm whether or not that little homo sucked him off during the infamous sleepover.

3  TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-08-24

Anthony's dad already ruined his childhood (life) so there's no point in picking Ant.

2  3stepsbackward 2016-08-24

I'd slap the donuts and dicks out of Roland's mouth.

1  TossyMcSalad 2016-08-24

I'd go back in time to give Amy a second rape memory.

Of course i'm joking, as pork is forbidden in my religion.

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1  Skip_Skipperson 2016-08-24

Easy. Todd Pettengill. That guy is such a fucking hack that just listening to him enrages me. I wish nothing but bad things upon him.

1  rrussom 2016-08-24

I'd off myself, tbqh fam