My favourite part of this interview is Matt Serra stepping on Amy's horseshit with naive or rudimentary comments like "man, is it just me, or are people getting too PC these days, nobody can take a joke?" and "wait, you only had one 1-night stand in your life, then how come you always talk about what a slut you are, are you just joking?"
Also the fact Amy & Norton talk about Kurt for 5 minutes as with everyone knows what's going on and cares about this nonsense and after 5 minutes Matt goes "wait, can we sum up what you're talking about, because I don't know what you're talking about?" and then Amy has to retell the story.
Matt fucking rules. I forgot what it's like to listen to somebody on the radio that's actually likable and friendly.
There are a handful of fighters I enjoy listening to. Donald Cerrone is a must listen on any podcast. Same with Chael Sonnen. Matt Serra is starting to become a good egg, too.
What the fuck is she doing there? Is she a giant UFC fan? Are her fans? The worm just gave her his best platform to spew her bullshit. At least a dying show desperate for attention like O&J is a logical choice but a UFC podcast makes no sense. There's no way the regular meathead will sit through this.
I think Jimmy saw a bridge to bring on his (potential) meal ticket because they're both comedians. So since the show consists of an MMA fighter and comedian, Jimmy saw an opprotune time to have Schumer on to spew her nonsense and promote her book. Jimmy probably saw it as a favor to Amy.
Jim Norton DMd me when I complained about her being on. He didn't say much and I don't think he's going to reply me. I explained why it was out of place but I didn't troll him.
The fact that Jimmy's trying to have his standard O&A friends on this one, especially when it makes no fucking sense thematically, makes it obvious he wants to jump ship from O&J.
I said I understood that but it feels out of place and crowbarred in and the best sports podcasts don't necessarily have the biggest name guests. I also said I can't speak broadly for all fans but I think most would agree they don't listen to hear celebs that are in the news.
It is weird to put Schumer on a MMA podcast after Dana White had a fun interview on the same episode. Dana talking about relevant UFC issues and Schumer talking about herself and her usual drama where she's a bad ass but also a victim. Yuck.
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?
At 103:30 this whore says she's slept with over "two dozen" guys.
That's fucking disgusting.
According to a survey of adults aged 20 to 59, women have an average of four sex partners during their lifetime; men have an average of seven. Two-thirds of women who had their first baby between 2001 and 2003 worked during their pregnancy, and 80 percent of those women worked within one month or less of giving birth.
She said "I don't get mad at trolls, the only time I get mad is when they organise to try to hurt me. But overall I just feel really sad for them, because I know they're in so much pain. I really feel sorry for them."
That old line again, huh? The "I feel sorry for you because your life must be soooo sad," since you took five minutes out of your day to make fun of someone online. It is nearly as bad as the neckbeard in mom's basement line.
Lazy comebacks. Lazy defense. And its all they can say because beyond that they have NOTHING. That is the beauty/horror of trolling. It cannot be combated besides just ignoring it. You don't know what PM_ME_UR_ASSHOLE PICS is like in real life unless he/she explicitly tells you. Saying that person has a sad life because they called you a fat cunt is reaching. You don't know anything about them. But they know everything about you.
Jimmy has made it clear that the anonymity is what he hates most. Specifically because as an anonymous twitter or reddit name, he has no ammunition to come back at us, where we have 15 years or more of "dirt" that we can throw at them.
Wow. The average man has only had 7 partners? Damn, I have that number beat (barely) and I have horrendous game (call me the "Friend Zone Kid") and am not exactly the guy that girls are fawning over. That plus I have been with only my wife for the last 9 years. I would think that nowadays with tinder and online dating having lost it's stigma those numbers would be far higher
That must be a horribly skewed study somehow or just completely out of date for this generation, because I don't think there are any blokes in my social group that has slept with less than 20 girls and we're all still in our twenties age-wise. Is it just to do with British University culture and that all the women are whores over here??
I'm normal sized, 5'9. I have a really weird personality though, kind of like kramer but there's no people clapping when I enter the room. So, kramer after 2006.
I think your problem is more that you are the type of person to describe yourself in relation to a sitcom character. Say, are you any good at counting cards, friend?
Definitely. It was a completely different time back then. I would certainly be more inclined to stay with one woman if it were socially acceptable to beat her and drink Old Fashioneds everyday starting at noon.
I've slept with 8 women since the first of the year. And I'm just now starting to try. Plus I only have three days a week to work with due to my work schedule. And I'm a guy so I have to actually work for it.
Why on earth would she play a slut if she has only had sex with two dozen men? Her self esteem must be horrible.
Recently it has been okcupid. You get to answer a bunch of questions to match and I make sure to be honest and not answer how I think somebody would want me too. I'm not looking for a ten but a really good fuck. And if you are not completely creepy and can hold a conversation things turn out well. Just be confident and be willing to face rejection. Learn from your mistakes.
But before that is was the bar scene and that gave me some good stories for my friends but not the greatest sex.
Also I am not fit. I'm not fat and have muscle from my job but I certainly have a belly on me.
It's all about what you want but you are young and should probably get a few relationships under your belt before talking to girls who are looking for long term commitment. But that has been my read on Christian mingle. Never tried it myself. It may sound sappy but you have to know yourself before you can love another, effectively that is. Peckaz.
You should take a trip to Latin America and girls will probably be interested in you. I live in Peru and see heaps of pieces of shit with hot chicks fawning over them. If you can speak spanish or portuguese you are a ten. 11 if you have cash. Im half australian and look aussie so when i moved back here i cleaned up.
Not defending that mutant, but how the fuck is that disgusting? She likes to fuck. Who gives a shit? If a girl is doing it to score crack then it's a problem, but if she just goes out and wants to fuck someone then why is that an issue?
I said I understood that but it feels out of place and crowbarred in and the best sports podcasts don't necessarily have the biggest name guests. I also said I can't speak broadly for all fans but I think most would agree they don't listen to hear celebs that are in the news.
It is weird to put Schumer on a MMA podcast after Dana White had a fun interview on the same episode. Dana talking about relevant UFC issues and Schumer talking about herself and her usual drama where she's a bad ass but also a victim. Yuck.
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52 [deleted] 2016-08-23
My favourite part of this interview is Matt Serra stepping on Amy's horseshit with naive or rudimentary comments like "man, is it just me, or are people getting too PC these days, nobody can take a joke?" and "wait, you only had one 1-night stand in your life, then how come you always talk about what a slut you are, are you just joking?"
Also the fact Amy & Norton talk about Kurt for 5 minutes as with everyone knows what's going on and cares about this nonsense and after 5 minutes Matt goes "wait, can we sum up what you're talking about, because I don't know what you're talking about?" and then Amy has to retell the story.
Matt fucking rules. I forgot what it's like to listen to somebody on the radio that's actually likable and friendly.
19 sjeffiesjeff 2016-08-23
Matt might not be the brightest but at least he's honest. That hypocritical worm that sits next to him should follow his example.
8 TijnTijn 2016-08-23
He is just a normal dude. Who the fuck gives a shit about the comedy communitys view on rape.
1 twinkskc 2016-08-23
Nobody should care. We wouldnt give a shit either if comedians that we didnt kind of like/absolutely despise werent involved.
1 Balake123 2016-08-23
Meanwhile Jim: guys, I'm so open and brutally honest so I'm gonna spend next 20 minutes talking about trannies and my issues
6 AiCPearlJam 2016-08-23
There are a handful of fighters I enjoy listening to. Donald Cerrone is a must listen on any podcast. Same with Chael Sonnen. Matt Serra is starting to become a good egg, too.
1 [deleted] 2016-08-23
Do you like Brendan Schaub?
3 AiCPearlJam 2016-08-23
I can tolerate him, and I listen to Fighter and the Kid pretty regularly. But I can see why nobody here likes him.
1 htownnucca 2016-08-23
He's worse than Big Amy.
1 htownnucca 2016-08-23
Who the fuck told her that she looks like Holly Holm?!?!
31 TijnTijn 2016-08-23
What the fuck is she doing there? Is she a giant UFC fan? Are her fans? The worm just gave her his best platform to spew her bullshit. At least a dying show desperate for attention like O&J is a logical choice but a UFC podcast makes no sense. There's no way the regular meathead will sit through this.
31 [deleted] 2016-08-23
The UFC fans in the Facebook comments seem to agree with you.
9 xxmikekxx 2016-08-23
She is a "giant" ufc fan
4 Xx9mmParabellumxX 2016-08-23
Future Women's Heavyweight Champion
1 revt1 2016-08-23
*Super Heavyweight.
2 Wsallgood 2016-08-23
She'll do anything to call off the dogs. She knows any show Norton is on, the audio will get back to some of us.
8 CowsAreCurious 2016-08-23
Then she should know by now that we can't be reasoned with.
1 AiCPearlJam 2016-08-23
I think Jimmy saw a bridge to bring on his (potential) meal ticket because they're both comedians. So since the show consists of an MMA fighter and comedian, Jimmy saw an opprotune time to have Schumer on to spew her nonsense and promote her book. Jimmy probably saw it as a favor to Amy.
2 TijnTijn 2016-08-23
Of course he did. He will be cut out of her next movie.
10 Opprobriousness 2016-08-23
Did she mention me?
9 JeremyACrosby 2016-08-23
nah, I'll skip this one.
5 AppleBonfire 2016-08-23
Jim Norton DMd me when I complained about her being on. He didn't say much and I don't think he's going to reply me. I explained why it was out of place but I didn't troll him.
I think it does bother him.
34 [deleted] 2016-08-23
That's the worst story I've ever heard.
9 AppleBonfire 2016-08-23
He said
"We try to have some non MMA guests as well that was a goal since the beginning"
8 TriangleDimes 2016-08-23
The fact that Jimmy's trying to have his standard O&A friends on this one, especially when it makes no fucking sense thematically, makes it obvious he wants to jump ship from O&J.
9 AppleBonfire 2016-08-23
I said I understood that but it feels out of place and crowbarred in and the best sports podcasts don't necessarily have the biggest name guests. I also said I can't speak broadly for all fans but I think most would agree they don't listen to hear celebs that are in the news.
It is weird to put Schumer on a MMA podcast after Dana White had a fun interview on the same episode. Dana talking about relevant UFC issues and Schumer talking about herself and her usual drama where she's a bad ass but also a victim. Yuck.
1 Jackthejew 2016-08-23
This is such a weird couple of sentences what a tangled mess of a story
2 AppleBonfire 2016-08-23
Ffs https://s10.postimg.org/ivdf4i5w9/image.png
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1 Jackthejew 2016-08-23
Look I'm not mad I was just bewildered trying to read it
3 AppleBonfire 2016-08-23
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?
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3 ChaunceHayden 2016-08-23
Seconded. I wouldn't listen if it was a guest I liked.
27 leedsjr 2016-08-23
Tl;Dr : oink, oink.
3 twinkskc 2016-08-23
THANKS FOR YOUR SERVICE
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2 dave_ohhh 2016-08-23
/r/UFCUnfiltered
2 jarjarjelly 2016-08-23
someone time code the O&A part for those who dont want to listen to this
1 [deleted] 2016-08-23
At 103:30 this whore says she's slept with over "two dozen" guys.
That's fucking disgusting.
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/37853719/ns/health-sexual_health/t/surprising-sex-statistics/
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She said "I don't get mad at trolls, the only time I get mad is when they organise to try to hurt me. But overall I just feel really sad for them, because I know they're in so much pain. I really feel sorry for them."
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24 Lobstrich 2016-08-23
Fuck. Steal. Eat. That should be her back tattoo.
6 goo-gobbler 2016-08-23
"All comics are equal, but some comics are more equal than others"
-The Pigs
2 Jackthejew 2016-08-23
Funny farm
2 AngeloMacon 2016-08-23
If she used this tagline and got a big tranny bodyguard, I'd become a fan.
16 BoardroomBimmy 2016-08-23
That old line again, huh? The "I feel sorry for you because your life must be soooo sad," since you took five minutes out of your day to make fun of someone online. It is nearly as bad as the neckbeard in mom's basement line.
Lazy comebacks. Lazy defense. And its all they can say because beyond that they have NOTHING. That is the beauty/horror of trolling. It cannot be combated besides just ignoring it. You don't know what PM_ME_UR_ASSHOLE PICS is like in real life unless he/she explicitly tells you. Saying that person has a sad life because they called you a fat cunt is reaching. You don't know anything about them. But they know everything about you.
3 JeremyACrosby 2016-08-23
thats all she could come up with on her own, she just fired her best writer
1 twinkskc 2016-08-23
Jimmy has made it clear that the anonymity is what he hates most. Specifically because as an anonymous twitter or reddit name, he has no ammunition to come back at us, where we have 15 years or more of "dirt" that we can throw at them.
11 blackoutjason 2016-08-23
Organize to support other comedians that she stole from. Fucking animals.
6 satsamsit 2016-08-23
AMY PIG EMPATHY MAKE ME MORE ANGRY AT AMY!
3 CowsAreCurious 2016-08-23
That comment says it all. It's good to know that we really get to her.
2 goo-gobbler 2016-08-23
Over two dozen guys have Swine Flu
5 TheFatMosque 2016-08-23
yeah or fuckin fat cunt flu or somethin...i dunno
3 goo-gobbler 2016-08-23
Ahh, chip!
2 [deleted] 2016-08-23
That's should be the name for Amy's private plane.
1 TheFatMosque 2016-08-23
that's such a fucking useless age range to use. the old people are skewing everything down.
1 [deleted] 2016-08-23
Wouldn't old people skew it up?
1 TheFatMosque 2016-08-23
maybe I'm assuming incorrectly, but I get the feeling that most 60 year olds I know definitely fucked less people than most 30 year olds I know.
1 [deleted] 2016-08-23
How is that possible? They have double the years to do so.
The 60s was the free love decade. If anything people fucked less once aids came in in the 80s.
1 Nulltor 2016-08-23
How can the male and female figures be different? Unless men are fucking each other
-1 jshmuck 2016-08-23
Wow. The average man has only had 7 partners? Damn, I have that number beat (barely) and I have horrendous game (call me the "Friend Zone Kid") and am not exactly the guy that girls are fawning over. That plus I have been with only my wife for the last 9 years. I would think that nowadays with tinder and online dating having lost it's stigma those numbers would be far higher
-1 crunchtimestudio 2016-08-23
That must be a horribly skewed study somehow or just completely out of date for this generation, because I don't think there are any blokes in my social group that has slept with less than 20 girls and we're all still in our twenties age-wise. Is it just to do with British University culture and that all the women are whores over here??
5 andiswearrrr 2016-08-23
I've only slept with 2 girls and 1 was a hooker. :( Please help me.
EDIT: Nearing 30.
5 evensaltier 2016-08-23
Have you considered maybe a trusting nephew or an unsuspecting jogger?
1 crunchtimestudio 2016-08-23
Are you a big fat person?
4 andiswearrrr 2016-08-23
I'm normal sized, 5'9. I have a really weird personality though, kind of like kramer but there's no people clapping when I enter the room. So, kramer after 2006.
5 crunchtimestudio 2016-08-23
I think your problem is more that you are the type of person to describe yourself in relation to a sitcom character. Say, are you any good at counting cards, friend?
3 andiswearrrr 2016-08-23
Counting cards is bad. I like to drive slow on the driveway.
1 TheFatMosque 2016-08-23
turn your penis into a fake vagina
1 goo-gobbler 2016-08-23
How many men though?
1 [deleted] 2016-08-23
I've slept with 30 girls and 29 of them were hookers. I'm not joking.
0 TheFatMosque 2016-08-23
that study is retarded to include people up to 59 years old.
2 crunchtimestudio 2016-08-23
Definitely. It was a completely different time back then. I would certainly be more inclined to stay with one woman if it were socially acceptable to beat her and drink Old Fashioneds everyday starting at noon.
-1 jammiesoff 2016-08-23
I've slept with 8 women since the first of the year. And I'm just now starting to try. Plus I only have three days a week to work with due to my work schedule. And I'm a guy so I have to actually work for it.
Why on earth would she play a slut if she has only had sex with two dozen men? Her self esteem must be horrible.
1 [deleted] 2016-08-23
How do you get laid so easily? What do you do? I've only slept with hookers except one girl I worked with.
I'm 26 years old, I'm fairly ugly, but I'm fit, and I've tried Tinder and it's never worked.
3 jammiesoff 2016-08-23
Recently it has been okcupid. You get to answer a bunch of questions to match and I make sure to be honest and not answer how I think somebody would want me too. I'm not looking for a ten but a really good fuck. And if you are not completely creepy and can hold a conversation things turn out well. Just be confident and be willing to face rejection. Learn from your mistakes.
But before that is was the bar scene and that gave me some good stories for my friends but not the greatest sex.
Also I am not fit. I'm not fat and have muscle from my job but I certainly have a belly on me.
1 [deleted] 2016-08-23
Thanks man I'll try that out. I was thinking I'd like to find a tradwife so I was also thinking of using ChristianMingle.
2 jammiesoff 2016-08-23
It's all about what you want but you are young and should probably get a few relationships under your belt before talking to girls who are looking for long term commitment. But that has been my read on Christian mingle. Never tried it myself. It may sound sappy but you have to know yourself before you can love another, effectively that is. Peckaz.
1 [deleted] 2016-08-23
Sounds like I'll die alone than. Hookers is it, gang!
1 white_hispanic 2016-08-23
You should take a trip to Latin America and girls will probably be interested in you. I live in Peru and see heaps of pieces of shit with hot chicks fawning over them. If you can speak spanish or portuguese you are a ten. 11 if you have cash. Im half australian and look aussie so when i moved back here i cleaned up.
2 [deleted] 2016-08-23
I am from Guatemala, and I do speak spanish, but I hate going to Latin-America. I was born there and lived there until I was 10.
1 white_hispanic 2016-08-23
Ah ya. Pense q eras gringo. My theory only really works for white people :(
-11 Dawgsie 2016-08-23
Not defending that mutant, but how the fuck is that disgusting? She likes to fuck. Who gives a shit? If a girl is doing it to score crack then it's a problem, but if she just goes out and wants to fuck someone then why is that an issue?
Or are you highly religious or a total prude?
18 [deleted] 2016-08-23
Shut up, fag.
17 Lobstrich 2016-08-23
Somebody having sex with Amy Schumer is disgusting.
4 Zombied77 2016-08-23
Doing it to score crack is goal oriented. Thats Panera management material.
2 RacistPigeon 2016-08-23
"Not defending the mutant"
Liar
0 Hunter_Cumia 2016-08-23
you are still posting about this shit podcast
4 [deleted] 2016-08-23
It's a great podcast, dude.
-2 Hunter_Cumia 2016-08-23
you and that other fucking dork seem to think so, the rest of us treat it like the advice show
34 [deleted] 2016-08-23
That's the worst story I've ever heard.
9 AppleBonfire 2016-08-23
I said I understood that but it feels out of place and crowbarred in and the best sports podcasts don't necessarily have the biggest name guests. I also said I can't speak broadly for all fans but I think most would agree they don't listen to hear celebs that are in the news.
It is weird to put Schumer on a MMA podcast after Dana White had a fun interview on the same episode. Dana talking about relevant UFC issues and Schumer talking about herself and her usual drama where she's a bad ass but also a victim. Yuck.
1 Jackthejew 2016-08-23
This is such a weird couple of sentences what a tangled mess of a story