"you victimised the guy - yeah you raped him" - can this make the rounds boys?

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You niggas don't seem to understand that even if Amy were come out and say she rapes men in the ass regularly, her dumbfuck fans would still support her because they're ugly, unwanted women that hate men.

niggers*

*niggers niggers niggers

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Yeah they bat everything away because it was a 'character'

That's perfect though, then the moderate, normal people can see how insane these fucks are.

It's just like Ghostbusters. Most chicks I know that seen it said it was pretty terrible and they have no idea why the hell people were so obsessed with defending it. Show the "normal" people the insanity of the fanatics.

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Anthony says "Gash Cab", funny line.

Opie, jealously, says "how long you been sitting on that"

Opie doesn't understand that someone with comedic wit can be funny on the fly, as opposed to his only funny statements being stolen from instant feedback or someone handing him a note.

That's because Opie will think of the most obvious line there is and sit on it, and then when Ant or Jim use it he throws a fit because an easy line requires a lot of effort on his part. What it really boils down to is that Opie just doesn't understand how funny works.

lol ant used instant feedback all the time, we all remember his great bomb

"...paul from lawrence said it, not me"-ant after reading a instant feedback joke that bombed

Ant didn't depend on it like Opie did. 99% of the funny things Ant ever said, he thought of. Opie on the other hand, has a batting average of probably 90% laughs from instant feedback, and the 10% he thought of.

The best part is that a good 30% of his stolen instant feedback jokes would bomb, he really does have no sense of what's funny.

For Opie it's more like 90% laughs from instant feedback, 9% bombs, 1% laughs he thought of.

Yeah, but I gave Ant credit for following up with that line. It was a quick way to rebound from the bomb and make humor out of it.

Gash Flab

"did you go for the quiet...orgasm...not to wake your friends?"

silence from the room. god opie fucking ruins EVERYTHING.

Chip had a far better comment a minute later.

I hate to say this because it doesn't jibe with the mission of bringing Amy down, but doesn't this sound like a Tucker Max-esque lie when she is asked questions about it?

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Even a drunk dude who couldn't see straight would have trouble maintaining an election with fat pig bitch trying to mount him.

maintaining an election with fat pig bitch trying to mount him

So that's why Bernie couldn't handle it...

All of my stories are 100% true, bro.

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I'm burnt out on Amy Schumer to be honest.

Fuck else you gonna do?

DM teens.

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That's why you have them right your twitter @ on their (legal) budding teen tits to make sure they're legit.

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Ok ok. I'll do it early in the morning.

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Mah niggah.

Funny she says she was playing a character, but I've never heard her sound more real and natural than on O and A appearances.

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She's laughing about sexually assaulting a man. Jesus fucking Christ.