Fawkin Home Run

16  2016-08-22 by TangerineReam

33 comments

Fucking shrill bitch. That reminds me of this time I told a girl a joke, I guess she didn't like it, so when her boyfriend came outside she said "he just said he wanted to fuck me". I was dumbfounded and didn't know what to say, he didn't seem to take her seriously at all but she was trying to get me into a fight over something minor. When her boyfriend went back in I asked her why she lied and she pretty much said "I don't know". There's no rhyme or reason with these cunts, they just like to cause drama and be the center of attention. Shit still pisses me off when I think about it.

She knew exactly why she lied, man.

She kidnapped herself, man!

A young trophy wife in the parlance of our time

you wanna toe? I can get you a toe.

She owes money all over town including to known pornographers.

...and that's cool, that's cool

I was somewhat friendly with her too, I thought. Years before we were at a party and her boyfriend slapped her and we threw him out the place. If I could go back I would've joined in.

Aww poor Chip. Don't worry it was probably a fawkin home run that she didn't get.

this broad has horrific rape fantasies

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She didn't get sexually harassed though.

You don't say.

HOW DARE YOU SAY THE WORD HUMONGOUS! By the way it's hilarious she doesn't even understand what Hugh Mungus is. She doesn't even realize that's a common type of joke. People like this are humorless.

I wish I could shoot that bitch. Jesus Christ notice how she didn't upload the part when the cops laugh in her face.

She ABSOLUTELY knows its harmless but feminism wants to change how all that shit is perceived. They want to twist everything into oppresdion and victim narrative.

SJWs do it throughout language. "Dude thats gay"

"WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!"

Imagine a social movement that insisted that everytime they smell a disagreeable smell, instead of wrinkling their nose and saying "ew" they instead scream that its violence and whip themselves up into coughing and puking frenzys, laying on the ground crying and when called out on it they shove questionanle science about how smells effect mood therefor bad smells is violence.

Let's hope she never sees The Road Warrior.

Should have told her JUST WALK AWAY.

I just wanted the guy to pull out his ID verifying his name Hue Mongous.

when she kept saying "HUMONGOUS WHAT?" it aroused me. its like she was in cock lust at that very moment, but had to act angry about it.

These women think they're pure of heart and soul, so all sexual thoughts they have are the result of the patriarchy. A man said something, her hungry twat got a little moist, she decided that he wasn't attractive enough to fuck, so she reacted with frustration. She can't acknowledge that her sexual frustration is an internal issue, so she lashes out at the nearest male.

Mark Ruffalo got fat.

He kept repeating it to. Dis guys good

Those comments are enraging. It's truly scary how many people think just like her

They're actually calling her a "warrior."

What an embarrassing faux-fragile sludgepit.

I just wish the other people whose name she asked would have kept up with the bit:

Psycho FemBitch: "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

Security Guard 1: "Hugh Johnson"

Psycho FemBitch: "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

Security Guard 2: "BIG FAWKIN' PECKAH!"

I love that.

Who this bitch yo

If Jon Lovitz ate Zach Braff.

I'm 3 minutes in and security is telling her to stfu while she screams "WHAT IS YOUR NAME"

I'm tapping out

I jerked off to this

I would post this to /r/Feminism but I'm banned.

This is why I think Muslims have got it right...