"Dude Where's My Car" being re-made with all female cast.

4  2016-08-22 by goldstandard32

35 comments

59  xyniphis 2016-08-22

Which means wherever they find the car, it will be parked poorly.

18  Doc_McCoy79 2016-08-22

And it will be extremely messy inside.

When they go to look at pictures of the car, it will be through a severely cracked iphone screen.

WHY IS EVERY GIRL'S CELL PHONE SCREEN CRACKED.

15  TheAmazingPearl 2016-08-22

Now listen folksh...

14  thrillated 2016-08-22

I broke my daughter's iPhone screen and now I'm dogin' her

5  Jaeromaru 2016-08-22

I dunno if you misspelled "dodging" or if it was intentional, implied incest

3  Xx9mmParabellumxX 2016-08-22

And have one of those Hawaiian necklace things hanging around the rearview mirror.

25  Really_Big_Dummy 2016-08-22

Amy Schumer staring in Jiffy-Peanut Butter sponsored blockbuster 'Dude, where's my jar?'

14  RonSwansonsCabin 2016-08-22

booooooooo

7  AmbientHostile 2016-08-22

Ghoooostss!

5  thoughts_n_prayers 2016-08-22

When she finds it, her friend Reese could help eat it WithHerSpoon

3  Really_Big_Dummy 2016-08-22

Anything involving Amy Schumer and Reeses doesn't involve sharing.

1  TheScarletR 2016-08-22

FAWK YEAH!

2  HBTaskForceRedLeader 2016-08-22

I'd rather see her in the female remake of "1 Guy 1 Jar".

2  NortheastPhilly 2016-08-22

Her hole would easily engulf the jar so there would be no bloody ending

17  Binski13 2016-08-22

I can't wait till they remake saving private Ryan with an all tranny cast

7  Holzmann 2016-08-22

The story that white male historians don't want you to see.

1  Nulltor 2016-08-22

That would be amazing

6  EskimoEscrow 2016-08-22

The sequel will take place in Qatar, it'll be called "Dude, where's my Cunt?"

21  CookieHaid 2016-08-22

You were SOOO close! *Clit

5  eastriverdriveII 2016-08-22

and then?

4  swanal 2016-08-22

It will be called "Biiiitchhh, Where's My Ford Fiesta"

4  hkpp 2016-08-22

Dude Where's My Privilege

2  CookieHaid 2016-08-22

*Cock

2  AntsCamera 2016-08-22

The car is in the police impound yard because the twat slammed into a family at a crosswalk because princess was taking a ducklipped selfie.

Vapid fucking cunts.

SPOILER ALERT

2  chippersonlyle 2016-08-22

They should use all fat women and one sassy black woman... HAHAHHAHA fat women are funny! yuck....

2  chippersonlyle 2016-08-22

They should remake Passion of the Christ with a sassy black woman... LULZZ HAHAH yuckaroo

2  knitro 2016-08-22

CHICKS CAN PARTY, RUN WILD AND DO DRUGS TOO MAN

2  xaway3 2016-08-22

There's also a black chick version. Starring Gorilla Leslie. It's called "Bitch, where mah whip at?"

1  ChippusMaximus 2016-08-22

What will they think of next?

1  hoohootellemkeith 2016-08-22

BAE Where's My Chevrolet lol right?

1  soulstonedomg 2016-08-22

Please tell me this is a joke...

1  truthie 2016-08-22

What a fucking lazy concept.

1  RSC-Tuff 2016-08-22

SHUT UP! Like, I don't even REMEMBER where my car is, you know? Like, you ever have that happen after like a night on the town with your BFFs?

1  NashuaDan 2016-08-22

And then?

EDIT: Damn, someone beat me to it. Only shit I remember from that silly movie.

1  justchippinyaaaa 2016-08-22

No, are you fucking serious? Ughhhh I understand but dont understand how movies like this get funded knowing full well that they will be horrendous. I suppose it doesn't help that they know people are dopes and actually buy into this shit.