My wife used to love Amy Schumer. Little by little I poisoned her mind against her using subtle brainwashing techniques. Now, when my wife sees Amy Schumer on a magazine or tv, she flies into a rage, while I snicker.
I've been told by the great Muslim leader Ben-Hamin Allah-Flecki that it is indeed frowned upon. Absolutely haram. One might even say that gaining such an amount of weight may in fact be Islamophobic. Might be time to send Amy to a sensitivity re-education camp.
Reminds me of the anti-discrimination videos I had to watch during annual training for work. A guy tells an inappropriate joke in the video to a coworker: "Did you hear about the Jewish dilemma?... FREE HAM!" they both laugh, and some bitch is walking by in the hallway and go's and reports them. I cant find it on youtube, but it always made me chuckle.
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26 charliechickenfucker 2016-08-21
My wife used to love Amy Schumer. Little by little I poisoned her mind against her using subtle brainwashing techniques. Now, when my wife sees Amy Schumer on a magazine or tv, she flies into a rage, while I snicker.
17 breadmoccasin 2016-08-21
This is why women shouldn't be allowed to vote.
5 Patmcpsu 2016-08-21
Woman's suffrage is an incentive for men to marry. Once they do, they get two votes.
4 Hunter_Cumia 2016-08-21
Junior mint
2 breadmoccasin 2016-08-21
It's delicious!
2 BradStorch 2016-08-21
It's very refreshing!
1 WaddleLikeACuck 2016-08-21
Go on...
3 Hunter_Cumia 2016-08-21
Acting a straight up fool
2 chippersonlyle 2016-08-21
When I got to "Little by litter I poisoned" I was hoping it would finish "her food with anti freeze until she died."
1 onemancrimespree 2016-08-21
Same, it's easy as long as your wife isn't a completely stupid bitch.
14 Perdita101 2016-08-21
You'd still pork her though.
8 Ted_Shekler 2016-08-21
TBH getting blown by her through a glory hole might be fun.
2 dassabessdoe 2016-08-21
If you want a fat bitch that sucks glory hole dick incredibly, then check this bitch out.
1 [deleted] 2016-08-21
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11 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2016-08-21
Dassabessdoe fat cunts and fuckin
-2 dassabessdoe 2016-08-21
No I'm not.
8 planetcow 2016-08-21
Is it considered haram to pork a porker?
3 Perdita101 2016-08-21
Nah, it's considered mishegoss when you pork a messkait.
1 DeclanGunn 2016-08-21
I've been told by the great Muslim leader Ben-Hamin Allah-Flecki that it is indeed frowned upon. Absolutely haram. One might even say that gaining such an amount of weight may in fact be Islamophobic. Might be time to send Amy to a sensitivity re-education camp.
4 [deleted] 2016-08-21
In other news, the sky is blue
1 goo-gobbler 2016-08-21
I just checked. Looks black to me.
5 [deleted] 2016-08-21
Sure that wasnt the dick in your mouth?
4 Lobstrich 2016-08-21
She's just a plus-sized brave bastard, you leaver her alone.
3 [deleted] 2016-08-21
She's a Jewish pig, so no matter what she'll always feel dirty.
7 carribbeanjimmy 2016-08-21
Reminds me of the anti-discrimination videos I had to watch during annual training for work. A guy tells an inappropriate joke in the video to a coworker: "Did you hear about the Jewish dilemma?... FREE HAM!" they both laugh, and some bitch is walking by in the hallway and go's and reports them. I cant find it on youtube, but it always made me chuckle.
2 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-08-21
No ones arguing bro
2 RacksDiciprine 2016-08-21
Wasnt aware that she was considered anything but this.
2 chippersonlyle 2016-08-21
Why haven't the media that lurk here pulled audio of her bragging about sexually assaulting a cab driver?
2 dakkar1 2016-08-21
concise, accurate, in depth, i like it
1 Binski13 2016-08-21
Now I get confused. Is it Pig Amy Schumer? Or Big Amy Schumer? Or Big Pig Amy Schumer?
3 Thomas_Daly 2016-08-21
Tomato, cabbage patch faced tomotto.
2 BoardroomBimmy 2016-08-21
I like Big Amy. It's short and catchy and to the point.
1 Opesterino 2016-08-21
Im gonna have to say its Big Pig Amy Schumes but don't take my word for it.
1 nazereth1 2016-08-21
Amy Schumer is a fat pig wore cunt.
1 LindaSpringwood 2016-08-21
I like the way you think
1 BLM_TERROR_CELL 2016-08-21
Certainly wont see any different
1 destinyaltboy 2016-08-21
Agreed. What a turncoat. Get material used to be as crude as Norton's but now she acts high and mighty
1 UPGRAYEDD25 2016-08-21
Hopefully the Trumpenreich will reign for 1000 years. Deus Vult!