What species is Sam Roberts?

16  2016-08-21 by chrb13

50 comments

Homo Gaypien

Neolithic Twink

Fagosaurus

Cocknoceros

Nigger

He looks like he should be pounding on the side of a monolith.

: D

With a lot of sSstrength...

What's that? Your phone is a peice of shit....

He looks like he should be pounding on the side of a monolith.

WE HEARD YOU!

What happun?

He looks like a Dr. Suess character.

Whatever the Latin is for "placental John Mcenroe"

Homosexus Insidethelinicus

Sam and Paul Heyman Where's My Check are two of the most hideous creatures alive. Sam looks like he keeps the parasites off Heyman's corpulent body in a symbiotic relationship.

homo erectus

Whoa!

if I had to wager, I'd guess some sort of gargoyle/humanoid hybrid

Octaroonacus Phimosis

Muppet.

homo neanderthalensis

He looks like a salad

Nice mueller second time you posted that sentiment you rule

You look like one, too

A salad. So I'm green with tomatoes and cheese. Got it. Ya dumb fuck

Green with envy!

Nice mueller second time you posted that sentiment you rule

Half Dune coon, half nigger.

Full faggot.

He looks like he should be pounding on the side of a monolith.

What's the haps?

Unfunny hack

he looks like steve carell's michael scott character fucked john c rielly's steve brule character.

fag

Queer

Cro Samigger

Ashkenazi smartassius.

Rod Flanders is all grown up

The aliens from abe's odyssey

I keep saying he's an alien from The Arrival.

To whom?

Every single sam roberts thread I comment in.

hes a hobbit from the mystical land of mordor

Pube

He's the missing link that Darwin talked about

I believe he's a descendant from the lineage of Eraserhead. Except weirder and creepier. https://filmfork-cdn.s3.amazonaws.com/content/eraserhead1.jpg

Jew.

Hopefully something that dies soon.

the rare Albino Ring Rat

Nigger