Remind me, what have the Stangle brothers done that justifies fucking with them so much?

9  2016-08-21 by OpieArmy

because i shudder at the prospect of the unnecessary cruelity they are about to receive when their stupid little talkshow gig starts

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34  RonBengtan 2016-08-21

Nothing. Makes it so much funnier. This isn't the Justice League.

6  georgie_best 2016-08-21

If it was, you would be sea man. Dzzzzzk.

17  NumeroOtto 2016-08-21

they had the dreadful misfortune of entering our world ... they pouted when ppl teased them ... they made a terrible show worse ... everything they did generally wreaked of opie

10  WoopEmGangbangStyle 2016-08-21

The Nazis attempted to answer this question, but they failed. Now we're stuck with Hitler's worst nightmare: the stangles. The least we could do is hurt their feelings.

9  rrussom 2016-08-21

lmao, one of them was apperently a genuine fan of the old show too.

13  PhilipMarma 2016-08-21

Cumia is friendly with them. Eric was the big fan back in the day, that's why he was smart enough to limit his on-air exposure.

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8  sanfrancisco69er 2016-08-21

Theyre just fat and funny looking. I actually have alot of respect for Justin for coming in like he was Opie's link to the next level of success and completely abandoning him and leaving him out to dry.

7  Caverlock 2016-08-21

I don't know of anyone who dislikes Eric.

9  AnthonyAtTheTime 2016-08-21

exactly. eric generally stayed quiet until needed, came in with fairly-useful tidbits, dressed like an adult, and SAT AT THE PRODUCER DESK. justin would sit at the console like a comic then get offended when he got attention for dressing like a retard, would constantly ruin the joke and overstate the bit, and was just overall a dorky turd on the air.

6  DeafandMutePenguin 2016-08-21

I will continue to talk shit about them until they come here and bash tits. Once they do, I will watch their shitty show and tweet about how great it is.

6  SlimWiggins 2016-08-21

One of them is the fattest, ugliest human I have ever seen.. The other is his twin.

3  Billyassman 2016-08-21

HARRY CONNICK JR. SHOW CANCELED. .........

3  PepperTheCentaur 2016-08-21

Half of the Stangle brothers won't stop eating all the god damn food!!

3  [deleted] 2016-08-21

They're fat cunts. What more justification do you need?

2  Really_Big_Dummy 2016-08-21

Google 'stangle brothers'.

2  AppleBonfire 2016-08-21

They're so weirdly codependent. Although I suspect it's probably Eric just being a loving brother and dragging him along, too.

-1  Mr702law 2016-08-21

You don't know what codependent means

2  KNUCKKLEFUCKER 2016-08-21

This is gonna be a problem.

2  greggpecker 2016-08-21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-dZGsd2rAY

2  ChippusMaximus 2016-08-21

They're fat and ugly so naturally fat and ugly people will pick on them to take the attention off their fat ugliness. It's a defense mechanism.

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1  brmlb 2016-08-21

I hate the Stangles, but some credit to for walking out on Tittie boy

0  PhilipMarma 2016-08-21

I agree. Let their show flounder or succeed on its own merits. They were just victims of Opie's ongoing destruction and insecurity. Let's all agree to emancipate the Stangles from Opie's yoke.

6  TangerineReam 2016-08-21

I'd love to, but at this point you cant; there's too much blood in the water. The idea of destroying them beyond recognition brings a grin ear to ear on everyones faces, even mine.

4  AnthonyAtTheTime 2016-08-21

I'd be with this if it weren't for this: Justin was always complaining about how he was supposed to be behind the scenes, didn't want the attention on air, whatever. but with Harry he seems to have no problem being "our crew guy named Taylor Swift" and (presumably) other happy horse shit like that.