Why did Joe Cumia say "I am the danger" and then lay on his back and say "create a fountain of spit, children"?

0  2016-08-20 by [deleted]

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1  [deleted] 2016-08-20

One shitpost would've been enough, friend.

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1  [deleted] 2016-08-20

A fountain of child spit in his mouth would spray the spit away from his mouth you dolt. Also nobody is this coherent when drunk, you're buzzed at best.

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1  [deleted] 2016-08-20

yep

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2  [deleted] 2016-08-20

I'll give you the same answer I give my girlfriend when she asks:

no

1  [deleted] 2016-08-20

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2  [deleted] 2016-08-20

I hope you die in your sleep

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1  [deleted] 2016-08-20

yep