I was going to quote the same thing. What kind of faggot ass website won't let you highlight something to copy and paste? I'm disgusted by this entire situation.
She admits to being so hefty and disgusting that she uses deodorant on her inner thighs. WHO DOES THAT? I'm 305 lbs and it is an idea that has never entered my head. I have worked with dudes from 250-500 lbs and I have never heard of this practice. She is literally a stank hoe.
Jesus fuck . and of course she looks like that . just like anything though this bull shit won't last. Comedy will come back harder and more offensive than ever
I used to not be able to get it up all the time on heroin (same with meth). On my 21st birthday, a friend took me to the strip club and paid for everything, but I snorted a bunch of heroin before going and couldn't get it up with any of the dancers until one hummed on my balls and licked my ear during a private dance. I got another dance from one of the best looking girls there and when it was over I think she raised her arms up in dismay to another stripper. She probably thought I was gay. No bitch, it's just that this heroin high is better than anything I could possibly do with you.
Liz Arcury, a Brooklyn writer and comedian, said Ms. Schumer blocked her on Twitter on Tuesday about three hours after she posted a tweet asking her to fire Mr. Metzger.
In an interview, Ms. Arcury said that by doing so, Ms. Schumer “is not only ignoring and silencing us,” but also she is “making the active choice to say: ‘Hey, female fans: I don’t care about you, and you are nothing but an annoyance to me. I care about this man more.”
(...)
Ms. Arcury said that while she remained a fan of Ms. Schumer’s, she was disappointed by her behavior this week.
“I watched every single episode of her show, and I was fully planning on buying her new book,” she said. “I am literally her core demographic. I have been so moved by her words on so many occasions.”
Is it so fucking hard to keep cake out of your mouth and hit the gym a few days a week? Every single one of these cunts is 250+ lbs. Have some fucking self control for fucks sake.
That's our society nowadays. No self control, no responsibility for their actions. People are taught that they can say and do whatever they want. You can bet this fat cow will defend her right to be fat but then go home, crack open a gallon of ice cream and cry about how hideous she is while she eats it and looks at herself in the mirror.
I like how "The No Loyalty Kid" also has Tig Notaro in her photo. She hates Kurt for his defensive of that UCB idiot, but has no problem quantifying Tig and co-opting her friend's "struggle" as if she's a vat of pumpkin spice latte that she can just shove up her twat and consume while pointing at how "progressive" she is.
Amy: “Looking masculine and being gay, the challenges of the road are 20 times harder for Tig than other female comedians. People fear what they don’t understand.”
Tig: “I don’t know what she was talking about. It sounds like offensive nonsense to me. I find that so offensive and weird. If you knew me well, you would never say that.”
I know you guys are like: "well its just cooze, who cares". But ethics are ethics, and Amy is the furthest thing from ethical. Maybe Amy is just a dumb person clawing their way toward being cogent and reverent, cause God knows she's NOT a sex icon. It's proof enough when she keeps that thieving neurotic idiot with the muppet eyebrows around, even after the fake outragers attacked her for her lack of outrage. Wasn't she supposed to be one of them?
amy schumer is a filthy jewess who has dyed her hair to look like a shiksa.
Most likely will say and do anything for fame.
The capitalist elite sell the liberal plebeians a safe feminism that does not threaten them and makes them money.
the new york times is an establishment rag, mainstream media is a tentacle of the elite.
It also now relies on inflammatory reporting to get clicks, cause that makes them more money, clickbait.
according to wikipidia the jew york times is owned by Arthur Ochs Sulzberger Jr.
"Sulzberger's mother was of mostly English and Scottish origin and his father was of Jewish origin (both Ashkenazi and Sephardic).[3] His parents divorced when he was five. Sulzberger was raised in his mother's Episcopalian faith; however, he no longer observes the religion"
Kurt is an A grade asshole, you can say that only based on his behavior on LOS which had him kinda banned, and those were his friends. I want to feel sorry for the guy but seriously he deserves this shit.
I think he had a point, that accusations aren't necessarily true, but he rode that pony the distance. It seems like at some point he would have questioned if this was a good idea.
I like the picture of Amy at the brainstorming session and the writers behind her looking totally disinterested while she pretends to be seriously studying something. "Okay guys I've never told a joke of my own or had an original thought so you have to explain to me. Those words up there, that's joke writing? And that's a sketch that you are writing? And those other names, In Living Color, MadTV and others are sketch shows you are taking ideas from? Oh not taking, parallel thinking. I understand!! Like my whole act was just parallel thinking!! Great job guys! I'm off to the all you can eat buffet!!"
they want you to pay for looking at their shitty articles
I still don't get this business model, no article ever written was important enough to sign up for a website just to read. Not to mention someone posts the whole article within a few hours anyway.
Journalism has been dead for a while now. It is a field about as respected/reputable as horse thievery. You have guys like Shaun Smith--a guy who lies about his own race, a race agitator, and possible crowdfunding scam artist, Brian Williams--an egregious bullshit artist and glory hound, and now Amanda Knox---a vile murderess who slandered and attempted to frame some poor nignog for her crime. This is clearly a field of integrity.
He is essentially getting in trouble for saying that a person's livelihood shouldn't be taken away just because a baseless accusation was made against them. Feminism is a joke.
No, he got into trouble for the unhinged and aggressive way he went about it, and for being ugly/incredibly odd-looking.
If Kurt looked like Bradley Cooper, at least half the cunts that went after him would have defended him (at least 2/3rds if he was a minority Bradley Cooper), or another group of women would have leapt to his defense and made excuses for him, while sending him naked pics.
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34 Guinness525 2016-08-20
© Aja Romano
This is how comedy dies.
22 spinuch 2016-08-20
I was going to quote the same thing. What kind of faggot ass website won't let you highlight something to copy and paste? I'm disgusted by this entire situation.
4 michaeIcolestie 2016-08-20
same here. the faggotry knows no bounds.
8 [deleted] 2016-08-20
With thunderous thighs.
2 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-08-20
She admits to being so hefty and disgusting that she uses deodorant on her inner thighs. WHO DOES THAT? I'm 305 lbs and it is an idea that has never entered my head. I have worked with dudes from 250-500 lbs and I have never heard of this practice. She is literally a stank hoe.
6 boogsuge 2016-08-20
Do u work in a sumo dojo?
3 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-08-20
Bouncer. Would have been funnier if you asked me if I did supersized gay porn.
3 boogsuge 2016-08-20
It's late, cut me some slack
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-08-20
I saw dojo and I thought of Master Po.
8 stinkskc 2016-08-20
Jesus fuck . and of course she looks like that . just like anything though this bull shit won't last. Comedy will come back harder and more offensive than ever
4 DamonTyler 2016-08-20
You wouldn't roll around with her in the middle of a *drug bender?
2 dassabessdoe 2016-08-20
I used to not be able to get it up all the time on heroin (same with meth). On my 21st birthday, a friend took me to the strip club and paid for everything, but I snorted a bunch of heroin before going and couldn't get it up with any of the dancers until one hummed on my balls and licked my ear during a private dance. I got another dance from one of the best looking girls there and when it was over I think she raised her arms up in dismay to another stripper. She probably thought I was gay. No bitch, it's just that this heroin high is better than anything I could possibly do with you.
4 DamonTyler 2016-08-20
please tell me more of your life story that I didn't ask for
7 dassabessdoe 2016-08-20
No need to be hurtful.
1 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2016-08-20
Sounds like a waste of heroin tbh fam.
1 dassabessdoe 2016-08-20
It wasn't, I was nodding out at one point. Plus I did more when I got home.
1 BDub621 2016-08-20
Sounds like me a coke. Fucking peckah is useless but worth the high
1 SWIMsfriend 2016-08-20
Do you work on the docks and just recently went to the doctor because you hurt your hand?
1 dassabessdoe 2016-08-20
I don't get the reference. Only thing remotely close would be Cinderella Man, but that doesn't make sense.
1 SWIMsfriend 2016-08-20
sorry, not a reference, i just thought you were someone i knew and i didn't want a full dox
1 dassabessdoe 2016-08-20
Naw, it's not me, friend.
1 SWIMsfriend 2016-08-20
oh well, this was my roundabout way of trying to talk to him, reconcile some shit incognito
1 dassabessdoe 2016-08-20
Just call him up, fag. Or just tell me and I'll tell someone else, and maybe he'll hear about it.
1 [deleted] 2016-08-20
what do you base this on, just curious.
19 MaskedUploader 2016-08-20
(...)
lol
16 [deleted] 2016-08-20
Her words must be able to deadlift 900 lbs.
8 stinkskc 2016-08-20
Or maybe she doesn't want some dumb fat retard telling her how to do her job and who to hire
10 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-08-20
hold thy tongue, plebian. tis a new york comic you speak ill of!
7 Clibanarius 2016-08-20
I don't even know who to hate the most out of this clusterfuck anymore. Amy? Her fans? The media? Kurt Metzger's coke habit?
2 GeorgieZhukov 2016-08-20
I love hating things. Kurt Metzger's coke habit is pure uncut fuel.
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-08-20
I hate them all. I've been masturbating furiously but sometimes the belt loosens.
18 [deleted] 2016-08-20
Prominently quoted in the New York Times article is this "Brooklyn-based writer" with 12,000 tweets and 500 followers:
https://twitter.com/LizArcury
27 cbanks420lol 2016-08-20
Pardon my lewdness but I hope she gets raped with a broom.
19 gaycunt04 2016-08-20
With the brush end preferably.
12 [deleted] 2016-08-20
The brush end would still be too narrow for her no doubt very wide-set vagina.
17 satsamsit 2016-08-20
Who said anything about a vagina, faggot?
4 BMoneyCPA 2016-08-20
A broom would have enough dignity to ask not to get put in that cow.
17 Z7ZZ77Z 2016-08-20
Is it so fucking hard to keep cake out of your mouth and hit the gym a few days a week? Every single one of these cunts is 250+ lbs. Have some fucking self control for fucks sake.
5 DaveNone 2016-08-20
That's our society nowadays. No self control, no responsibility for their actions. People are taught that they can say and do whatever they want. You can bet this fat cow will defend her right to be fat but then go home, crack open a gallon of ice cream and cry about how hideous she is while she eats it and looks at herself in the mirror.
3 [deleted] 2016-08-20
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1 xyniphis 2016-08-20
Your talking about a group of people who think getting blocked on twitter is an act of aggression.
When it happens to them, when it happens to anyone else they act like the dancing hippos from fantasia
7 xaway3 2016-08-20
Yuck. Mcsweeny's. Go suck more Eggers cock ya twat
7 WiretapStudios 2016-08-20
35 minutes ago posted a link to: Vague Quotes From Beat Generation Authors To Make Straight Cisgendered White Men Feel Good About Their Choices
EW. Ginsburg and Burroughs were gay, and Kerouac, and at least a few of the other major dudes were bisexual.
This is supposed to be COMEDY writing? Be more funny. Stop re-writing history to fit your persecution complex narrative.
0 [deleted] 2016-08-20
Ginsberg was a FAG. His poem "please master" is fucking hilarious.
6 CIAshill18081990 2016-08-20
Damn she chunky
3 stinkskc 2016-08-20
Should I meet up With her and hand her a manuscript of the entire subreddit for research purposes?
1 [deleted] 2016-08-20
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12 mikestl1988 2016-08-20
"all the news that's fit to print" folks
4 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-08-20
how does this even come about on an outlet like the NYT?
"Sorry Bill, Syria doesn't trend with readers anymore. We're putting you on the horseshit desk."
11 TangerineReam 2016-08-20
I like how "The No Loyalty Kid" also has Tig Notaro in her photo. She hates Kurt for his defensive of that UCB idiot, but has no problem quantifying Tig and co-opting her friend's "struggle" as if she's a vat of pumpkin spice latte that she can just shove up her twat and consume while pointing at how "progressive" she is.
Amy: “Looking masculine and being gay, the challenges of the road are 20 times harder for Tig than other female comedians. People fear what they don’t understand.”
Tig: “I don’t know what she was talking about. It sounds like offensive nonsense to me. I find that so offensive and weird. If you knew me well, you would never say that.”
I know you guys are like: "well its just cooze, who cares". But ethics are ethics, and Amy is the furthest thing from ethical. Maybe Amy is just a dumb person clawing their way toward being cogent and reverent, cause God knows she's NOT a sex icon. It's proof enough when she keeps that thieving neurotic idiot with the muppet eyebrows around, even after the fake outragers attacked her for her lack of outrage. Wasn't she supposed to be one of them?
Fuck her.
10 Boredghost77 2016-08-20
amy schumer is a filthy jewess who has dyed her hair to look like a shiksa. Most likely will say and do anything for fame. The capitalist elite sell the liberal plebeians a safe feminism that does not threaten them and makes them money. the new york times is an establishment rag, mainstream media is a tentacle of the elite. It also now relies on inflammatory reporting to get clicks, cause that makes them more money, clickbait.
according to wikipidia the jew york times is owned by Arthur Ochs Sulzberger Jr.
"Sulzberger's mother was of mostly English and Scottish origin and his father was of Jewish origin (both Ashkenazi and Sephardic).[3] His parents divorced when he was five. Sulzberger was raised in his mother's Episcopalian faith; however, he no longer observes the religion"
what does this all mean?
Kurt is a fucking civilian now. Ha
2 [deleted] 2016-08-20
shiksa means pig... so...
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-08-20
Dyed and straightened. Yep.
6 Anarox 2016-08-20
Kurt is an A grade asshole, you can say that only based on his behavior on LOS which had him kinda banned, and those were his friends. I want to feel sorry for the guy but seriously he deserves this shit.
5 shemthepen 2016-08-20
I agree with this. Fuck everyone involved in this dumb shit.
1 philtheprince 2016-08-20
I think he had a point, that accusations aren't necessarily true, but he rode that pony the distance. It seems like at some point he would have questioned if this was a good idea.
1 Clibanarius 2016-08-20
And yet
Kurt Metzger isn't the worst person in this whole shitshow. There's a lot of cunts who deserve that title.
1 Anarox 2016-08-20
No not at all, seems the comedy business is pretty fucked up.
6 DaveNone 2016-08-20
I like the picture of Amy at the brainstorming session and the writers behind her looking totally disinterested while she pretends to be seriously studying something. "Okay guys I've never told a joke of my own or had an original thought so you have to explain to me. Those words up there, that's joke writing? And that's a sketch that you are writing? And those other names, In Living Color, MadTV and others are sketch shows you are taking ideas from? Oh not taking, parallel thinking. I understand!! Like my whole act was just parallel thinking!! Great job guys! I'm off to the all you can eat buffet!!"
5 bellboy1973 2016-08-20
The NYT is shit. Its shitty coverage of topics and they want you to pay for looking at their shitty articles. They're extremely pro Hilary
2 WiretapStudios 2016-08-20
I still don't get this business model, no article ever written was important enough to sign up for a website just to read. Not to mention someone posts the whole article within a few hours anyway.
5 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-08-20
Journalism has been dead for a while now. It is a field about as respected/reputable as horse thievery. You have guys like Shaun Smith--a guy who lies about his own race, a race agitator, and possible crowdfunding scam artist, Brian Williams--an egregious bullshit artist and glory hound, and now Amanda Knox---a vile murderess who slandered and attempted to frame some poor nignog for her crime. This is clearly a field of integrity.
4 NotNotAnthonyCumia 2016-08-20
Which is more dead, journalism or kurts career?
4 stinkskc 2016-08-20
They're really spinning this shit. Any one who doesn't get what he was trying to say is just out for a witch hunt.
Also new york times is officially under ME. Think about that statement for a second
4 dassabessdoe 2016-08-20
I have no idea what that statement means.
1 late_50s_why 2016-08-20
mass effect?
1 Cyniced 2016-08-20
Beneath you?
3 cc1945 2016-08-20
He is essentially getting in trouble for saying that a person's livelihood shouldn't be taken away just because a baseless accusation was made against them. Feminism is a joke.
5 joomommyhappy 2016-08-20
No, he got into trouble for the unhinged and aggressive way he went about it, and for being ugly/incredibly odd-looking.
If Kurt looked like Bradley Cooper, at least half the cunts that went after him would have defended him (at least 2/3rds if he was a minority Bradley Cooper), or another group of women would have leapt to his defense and made excuses for him, while sending him naked pics.
1 late_50s_why 2016-08-20
the hook nose, obesity and the hairline
3 white_hispanic 2016-08-20
All of these blogging cunts: "it's all about MEEEEE!"
1 SmoothCriminalAaron 2016-08-20
Journalism died 3 years ago.
1 RacistPigeon 2016-08-20
The New York Times hasn't been considered journalism by anyone who isn't retarded for a very long time.
1 [deleted] 2016-08-20
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0 [deleted] 2016-08-20
Ginsberg was a FAG. His poem "please master" is fucking hilarious.
1 dassabessdoe 2016-08-20
It wasn't, I was nodding out at one point. Plus I did more when I got home.