I like a more flat porcine nose on the pigs I fuck

Ok.. but.. hear me out. I think of all the pigs in the world.. she is in fact the most fuckable.

You're just a pig apologist. It doesn't matter how much of a pig they are - once they're a pig, they're equally guilty of raping everyone's vision.

What if I blindfold myself?

Well it's not rape if you use a condom so I guess the same applies.