r/opieandanthony: I found the Anti-Schumer, bringing joy and a smile wherever she goes

23 Binski13 2016-08-20

I can't trust any of you people I just know all these girls probably have dicks

12 McGowan9 2016-08-20

Those are real tits if ever there were any my friend. Enjoy the guilt free wank.

9 Clibanarius 2016-08-20

She looks vaguely of Emilia Clarke. Cute girl.

10 aegrotatio 2016-08-20

Her arms aren't fat enough to be Emelia Clarke.

5 lostnotforlong 2016-08-20

I noticed that she had gotten some big fat arms in the latest GOT season

-1 aegrotatio 2016-08-20

I happend to mentioned this in passing in another sub and got downvoted to oblivion.

Well, maybe it wasn't in passing so much, but she's not watching her diet. She's been growing a double-chin and arm fat for 3 years now which makes me believe this season's nudies were body doubles like with the queen "Shame" thing last season.

If your acting job is to be a fantasy succubus temptress sex siren you should not let yourself get fat, right?

8 Guinness525 2016-08-20

Cute, happy-looking girls are such a breath of fresh air nowadays.

https://www.reddit.com/r/KyliePage/

5 [deleted] 2016-08-20

Just makes you want to choke the smiles off their faces.

3 cbanks420lol 2016-08-20

She's a mudshark? Thanks for ruining her for me.

3 [deleted] 2016-08-20

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4 TangerineReam 2016-08-20

Who is she?

4 Tom_Stall 2016-08-20

Kylie Paige

11 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-08-20

I used to go out with her and I'm not joking.

Proof:

http://m.imgur.com/Al7VhrH

18 gaycunt04 2016-08-20

Your small pecka drove her to this.

5 thrillated 2016-08-20

I like the domain name.

4 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-08-20

☹️

5 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-08-20

Do you think she enjoys the feeling of being truly filled up?

10 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-08-20

Don't we all?

;)

7 Tom_Stall 2016-08-20

Who's the bull? Did she ever let you touch her?

0 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-08-20

That's me pekka. We met on set and saw each other for a few months outside of work. She's a sweet girl but nuts.

8 Tom_Stall 2016-08-20

You're loying.

6 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-08-20

he's loying, that bed would need to be cantilevered steel to hold up Knicker's walrus body

17 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-08-20

I'm not lying, more proof:

http://m.imgur.com/abmwdb9

Now what you say smart arse?

6 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-08-20

cool shades

6 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-08-20

😎

2 ChippahhhTss 2016-08-20

This seems pretty solid.

2 [deleted] 2016-08-20

best laugh i've had all day, love this sub.

1 0JRB19690 2016-08-20

This is fucking brilliant!

1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-08-20

gold nigga

1 0JRB19690 2016-08-20

gold nigga

1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-08-20

:(

1 [deleted] 2016-08-20

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2 N3rvo 2016-08-20

Eww she's a porn "star".

37 BoardroomBimmy 2016-08-20

That's weird. I would have thought she was a neurosurgeon.

12 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-08-20

Yeah right.

Not.

13 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-08-20

HAHAHAHAH "NOT", HA HAAaa

8 Tom_Stall 2016-08-20

I have no problem with that, but her other activities are a big turn off.

1 yul_brynner 2016-08-20

Somebody that fucks too much? Hey, I found the anti-/u/N3rvo

5 N3rvo 2016-08-20

Everything in moderation.

2 McGowan9 2016-08-20

She's a sprained wrist.

4 ContentBotHZ54K 2016-08-20

That's a pretty good Anti-Schumer,

But this for me is the ultimate Anti-Schumer:

http://thrillblender.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/fQ3Lopl.gif?f6683

3 Tom_Stall 2016-08-20

Who is this?

6 spageti44 2016-08-20

Allison Brie

6 Tom_Stall 2016-08-20

So what I'm seeing is there is not a lot of footage of her getting creampied on the internet. You don't happen to have any?

20 TriangleDimes 2016-08-20

She's a classy girl who takes hot batches in her cunt in private.

5 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-08-20

Place a hidden camera in James Franco's little brother's residence and the world is yours.

2 RahnBayngtin 2016-08-20

More like Allison Pre... Am i right fellas?

2 Phantas_Magorical 2016-08-20

Awright here comes the pre that's right take the pre time for pussy diving awright

3 [deleted] 2016-08-20

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2 [deleted] 2016-08-20

Alison and Amy are both feminist jew leftist actresses. Not that different.

1 ContentBotHZ54K 2016-08-20

I was mostly just thinking about her tits.

1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-08-20

More my type.

4 aidspiss 2016-08-20

Look at those T-hhhh-ITSSS!

3 esiper 2016-08-20

Wow she so fine il eat the corn out of her shit just to say we ate dinner together

5 TossyMcSalad 2016-08-20

i'd eat the corn out of her shit to get off.

10 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-08-20

you faggots wouldn't even eat her shit

1 TossyMcSalad 2016-08-20

i was lying, i'd eat whatever comes out.

1 [deleted] 2016-08-20

One day you'll have to eat yourself.

2 [deleted] 2016-08-20

Holy Jesus, I need to fuck her right away.

2 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-08-20

Got those precious Nagel eyebrows

2 Billyassman 2016-08-20

If the muzzy's had a couple of thousand of this sweet thing.there would be peace on earth

2 yzyman 2016-08-20

**NSFW**

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph577cf5c566a96&utm_source=www.bing.com&utm_medium=embed&utm_campaign=embed&t=0

*NSFW**

I've always personally preferred amateur porn, actual 5/10s filming themselves, etc but dear god what a video.

3 TheScarletR 2016-08-20

I'll be cranking to that later, thank you sir.

Edit: just a little tip, if you make an account on myfreecams.com, you can watch live cam feeds and just depend on other dudes to tip them. It's right up your alley if you like chicks filming themselves.

1 BelindaBlinkedThrice 2016-08-20

After watching this video, I was a little concerned with the amount of bruises both on her arms and her right hip. She may be being abused by a boyfriend or pimp.

Enjoy your wanks!

2 rahtin 2016-08-20

Like Siri minus the extra 40lbs of flab

1 TheScarletR 2016-08-20

Thats so depressing when the giant tits are the only redeeming quality.

1 ZigginZaggin 2016-08-20

She brought me 10cc worth of joy.

3 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-08-20

The things we do to nut.

0 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-08-20

Great tits/smile, but I hate platinum blonde dye jobs like Schumes. Reminds me of the duplicity of whores.

2 N3rvo 2016-08-20