Because they were raised with the Mr. Rogers mentality of being "perfect just the way they are." But at a certain age, they realized that men didn't value them for being fat slobs. These rejected women could not accept that self-improvement might have been necessary, so they decided to blame their all misery on "misogyny." So now, as men, we must suffer the wrath of these resentful creatures that no one would love.
As much as O&A pushed the "participation trophy" bit on the show, it had a lot of truth in it.
I remember being like 18 years old and Christina Aguilera put that "I am beautiful" song, and I thought, "Wow, that's complete lying bullshit and that's going to scramble a lot of fat cunts' brains."
At 31 years old I can safely say, I was completely and 100% right. All of this is because of that Christina Aguilera song that drag queens sing in the mirror.
There's a band I like called Crystal Castles (fag.) They've become more political over the past few years, going on about human rights and social justice, and the new female singer was talking about a lyric from the new record
There's a line in "Frail" that says "Glow through the veil." It's about women in burqas. Regardless of whether you're veiled or not, you can rise above. You can wear it with pride. Some people choose to, and some people don't. In either case you should feel empowered.
Just let the oddness of that sink in. Whether or not you wear it, you should feel empowered no matter what. This is how these people need to tapdance around pissing anyone off. You can wear it, or don't, we're not taking a stance, just be empowered no matter what.
Beautifully put, don't forget that attractive queer women don't go for those slobs that won't take care of themselves either, and rather than change the narrative you get 'gender-fluid' and 'gender neutral' fat smelly cunts that grow leg beards and have picnic panic attacks.
The only two people I know of that have posted pictures here are stinkskc and the fat joker. That's a huge gap in terms of looks, one emo waif like twink and one gothic guy shaped like a pile of laundry.
They're similar to the junkies you see on Intervention. 99% of them got that way because Daddy left home at a young age or an uncle buried some fingers in them.
Just for the record...id probably still fuck them. We may disagree on some of the finer points of a well oiled society, but all pussy is still pink on the inside. Can't we all just get along?
The only two people I know of that have posted pictures here are stinkskc and the fat joker. That's a huge gap in terms of looks, one emo waif like twink and one gothic guy shaped like a pile of laundry.
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49 Guinness525 2016-08-19
Because they were raised with the Mr. Rogers mentality of being "perfect just the way they are." But at a certain age, they realized that men didn't value them for being fat slobs. These rejected women could not accept that self-improvement might have been necessary, so they decided to blame their all misery on "misogyny." So now, as men, we must suffer the wrath of these resentful creatures that no one would love.
14 breadmoccasin 2016-08-19
As much as O&A pushed the "participation trophy" bit on the show, it had a lot of truth in it.
I remember being like 18 years old and Christina Aguilera put that "I am beautiful" song, and I thought, "Wow, that's complete lying bullshit and that's going to scramble a lot of fat cunts' brains."
At 31 years old I can safely say, I was completely and 100% right. All of this is because of that Christina Aguilera song that drag queens sing in the mirror.
7 TriangleDimes 2016-08-19
There's a band I like called Crystal Castles (fag.) They've become more political over the past few years, going on about human rights and social justice, and the new female singer was talking about a lyric from the new record
Just let the oddness of that sink in. Whether or not you wear it, you should feel empowered no matter what. This is how these people need to tapdance around pissing anyone off. You can wear it, or don't, we're not taking a stance, just be empowered no matter what.
12 Lobstrich 2016-08-19
Beautifully put, don't forget that attractive queer women don't go for those slobs that won't take care of themselves either, and rather than change the narrative you get 'gender-fluid' and 'gender neutral' fat smelly cunts that grow leg beards and have
picnicpanic attacks.6 Mud- 2016-08-19
Incredibly spot on.
6 AntsCamera 2016-08-19
That is why Opie sympathizes with Muslim treatment of women.
10 CoyoteeBongwater 2016-08-19
of course. As he should
2 Icon_Crash 2016-08-19
Naa.. Mr. Rogers said be the best you you can be, not to be a flaming aggressive asshole.
17 OpiesMammogramResult 2016-08-19
Remember that Bill Burr joke where he said "...so you log on to www . I'm Right . com and think you were right all along"
Jezebel is the "I'mRight.com" for the corpulant, neon haired, repugnant feminists.
11 truthie 2016-08-19
And why do they fantasize about rape so much? They are not objects of sexual desire on any level.
15 Lobstrich 2016-08-19
You don't think standing near someone on a bus is rape? Wow, check your privilege, shitlord.
4 Knightscribe 2016-08-19
You just answered your own question.
1 cabaretcabaret 2016-08-19
"You don't like rape?"
Louis CK
1 herpacin 2016-08-19
Optimism?
-3 [deleted] 2016-08-19
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9 suchanjv 2016-08-19
Jezebel post:
"Why are all OpieandAnthony redditors, angry fat men no one wants to fuck, or faggots with stupid tattoos?"
15 Lobstrich 2016-08-19
Is that real? I'm super handsome.
3 bornrevolution 2016-08-19
Yeah I mean I have stupid tattoos but I'm still a little cutie.
5 holodog 2016-08-19
childhood abuse and/or neglect
4 dassabessdoe 2016-08-19
The only two people I know of that have posted pictures here are stinkskc and the fat joker. That's a huge gap in terms of looks, one emo waif like twink and one gothic guy shaped like a pile of laundry.
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1 madameroach 2016-08-19
Well, it appears those Jezebel readers have a few things right and do understand the nature of this reddit sub. Who knew?
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1 Stud_beaner_69 2016-08-19
Guess I'm a faggot with stupid tattoos
4 alcoon-slambag 2016-08-19
They're similar to the junkies you see on Intervention. 99% of them got that way because Daddy left home at a young age or an uncle buried some fingers in them.
3 NashuaDan 2016-08-19
Nothing gets me harder than unfuckable, angry bull dykes who hate men.
2 CharlieSheenAids 2016-08-19
because semen puts women in a good mood
-11 OswaldTheLucky 2016-08-19
Just for the record...id probably still fuck them. We may disagree on some of the finer points of a well oiled society, but all pussy is still pink on the inside. Can't we all just get along?
14 K1bbler 2016-08-19
Not asian pussy for some reason that shit is purple.
8 OswaldTheLucky 2016-08-19
Probably from the squid they all seem to enjoy
8 Guinness525 2016-08-19
Esther, comment?
1 baraksobamas 2016-08-19
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
1 Guinness525 2016-08-19
Ummm... actually, Esther, why don't you just sit there silently and look pretty?
1 dassabessdoe 2016-08-19
I've seen some asian porn and that shit was nearly orange.
5 holodog 2016-08-19
childhood abuse and/or neglect
15 Lobstrich 2016-08-19
Is that real? I'm super handsome.
1 [deleted] 2016-08-19
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1 madameroach 2016-08-19
Well, it appears those Jezebel readers have a few things right and do understand the nature of this reddit sub. Who knew?
4 dassabessdoe 2016-08-19
The only two people I know of that have posted pictures here are stinkskc and the fat joker. That's a huge gap in terms of looks, one emo waif like twink and one gothic guy shaped like a pile of laundry.
1 Stud_beaner_69 2016-08-19
Guess I'm a faggot with stupid tattoos