I'm just givin ya an ol joshin. Thanks for brightening my morning, friend!

What a nice community we have :)

God bless us, every one.

You know what's completely uninteresting? That movie is the only situation I can think of where "everyone" was lengthened into two words.

I don't know who's an outsider and who isn't. I don't keep a fucking rolodex of the mentally ill on my desk you uncle fucker.

You know what I never got, in jail where the fucker is considered less gay than the fuck-ee. If a bitch in prison is getting butt fucked by his cell mate, the raper is often not considered gay because the man is the "woman". But the guy doing the butt fucking is initiating it, so doesn't that make him way more gay, because he wants to fuck a man's ass so bad that he resorts to rape? If I was trapped in a room with another man along with a roll of toilet paper, the inside of the other man's asshole is not where I would decide to stash my leavings. Tony Soprano told his shrink that you get a pass for it in jail before Fat Vito got murdered.

There's no way that taking it is gayer in a prison setting. Lots of straight men like having shit in their ass, they say the prostate is the male g-spot. The only reason I have never experimented by say, shoving an old toothbrush up my ass is that if I turn out to like it, it means that I have to wash something every time I jack it. Like maybe put a thin cloth over the ass dildo and throw it in a bag with the washcloths. It's just not a road I have any interest in going down, it sounds like a whole thing. That doesn't make it gay, though, that's fucking stupid.

Dude, how is it gay if a chick shoves a finger or object up your ass? Also, lets say that you end up a prison cell with Nick Diaz. If he fucks your ass, it's because you will either be fucked or die. That makes Nick Diaz gay.

I remember calling you a rapist, I don't think I criticized you for being a problematic cishet white male. We're almost all problematic cishet white males here, that's what makes this place special. I don't much care for people who are literally rapists though, which you are.

Okay, that was a good try. It was an actual rape joke, instead of a literal defense of rapists, so that's progress. But it was the most over-done hack rape joke that you most likely stole from another reddit user that it just makes me hate you more. I'll give you an example of a good, classic rape joke, try more like this:

A pedophile is walking through the woods with a small girl late at night. The girl says, "I'm scared....."

The pedophile says, "YOU'RE scared? I'M the one who has to walk back alone!"

Alright that was funny. I know you didn't come up with it because you're barely literate, but at least you know a good one That's going in my Jokodex.

Why do you always reply twice to everything? Just do it once and edit the original post once you realize you had extra gold in that mine.

This is the first post you ever made that actually made me chuckle.

(Just kidding, kill yourself, your 'bit' is not funny)

I remember calling you a rapist, I don't think I criticized you for being a problematic cishet white male. We're almost all problematic cishet white males here, that's what makes this place special. I don't much care for people who are literally rapists though, which you are.