Am I the only faggot that cringes when I see a Patton dead wife joke on here? If I were wearing pearls I would clutch them everytime I see them. Even for this place its so fucking dark. STOP THE MADNESS!
Yeah, that shit is ridiculously fucked up. I found that Ghostbusters tweet really fucking funny, but it shouldn't have been sent to him. Dude just lost his fucking wife.
Kind of like that one Jocktober where people were mocking one of the radio hosts for having a retarded son. I can't figure out a way to say this without sounding like a faggot, but that shit crossed the line between funny and evil. I ain't saying evil isn't ever funny, but I certainly wouldn't want to try to sleep at night after anonymously mocking a man whose wife just died on the internet.
Patton was in on a good bit where they were coming up with a serious political movie idea but in every scene there just happened to be hardcore gay sex. He can roll with jokes about "SJW" hot button topics without getting the vapours, even though he's often aligned with that crowd. That alone should even out his murderous tendencies.
I forget who specifically posted it here, but whoever linked to the Eagle's "Get Over It" the day of his wife's passing was one of the hardest this sub has made me laugh.
Patton also retweeted Nick Mullen's bitching about some fag writing an article to specifically harass Kurt Metzger's girlfriend. Which suggests Patton is on Kurt's side by extension. A good man.
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70 TunesianKnifeFighter 2016-08-18
Am I the only faggot that cringes when I see a Patton dead wife joke on here? If I were wearing pearls I would clutch them everytime I see them. Even for this place its so fucking dark. STOP THE MADNESS!
Peckas.
68 dankfranklin 2016-08-18
I have no problems joking about it here, but I think tagging him/tweeting at him about it is pretty fucked up.
30 [deleted] 2016-08-18
If he didn't want people to joke about it then he shouldn't have killed his stupid wife
9 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-08-18
My thoughts exactly.
8 TriangleDimes 2016-08-18
He made his bed with a dead wife in it, now he can go sleep in it.
2 [deleted] 2016-08-18
I hope you mean the bed and not the wife, I called dibs.
1 AntsCamera 2016-08-18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GQdPJK4cA0
1 [deleted] 2016-08-18
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-1 Spaceman4Life 2016-08-18
Lolz
23 Bick_Bickerson 2016-08-18
Yeah, that shit is ridiculously fucked up. I found that Ghostbusters tweet really fucking funny, but it shouldn't have been sent to him. Dude just lost his fucking wife.
13 panjshirlion 2016-08-18
When I've argued that that wasn't funny, that's really what I meant. The joke is fine, but making sure he sees it is pretty heinous.
13 Bick_Bickerson 2016-08-18
Kind of like that one Jocktober where people were mocking one of the radio hosts for having a retarded son. I can't figure out a way to say this without sounding like a faggot, but that shit crossed the line between funny and evil. I ain't saying evil isn't ever funny, but I certainly wouldn't want to try to sleep at night after anonymously mocking a man whose wife just died on the internet.
1 AmberBeard 2016-08-18
Tss.. Was she buried on the internet as well or smth?
3 Bick_Bickerson 2016-08-18
Fuckin sentence structah yuma
3 CheetahHeels 2016-08-18
Yeah man. I enjoy the fucking awful jokes and how nothing is off limits here, but you can tell pattons a good guy and doesn't deserve that shit
10 VictorVaselino 2016-08-18
What a bunch of turds. All because of Ghostbusters.
"I think it's good and people are being babies."
"YEAH? WELL YOUR WIFE'S DEAD! Lol, totally 'trolled' you."
44 Senators86 2016-08-18
Patton is a big O&A fan. Remember he said he listened to the entire Joe Piscopo saga on youtube
30 bornrevolution 2016-08-18
every time he's been on O&A he's been great too.
12 Skip_Skipperson 2016-08-18
KIMBERLY!!!
11 Senators86 2016-08-18
THERE'S EVIL FORCES WORKING HERE, GIRL THEY'RE TRYING TO TEAR US APAAAAAART
OHHHH WHY CANT THEY JUST LET US BEEEEE
YOURE A WOMAN I'M A MAN.... TAKE MY HAND!!
2 jisuanqi 2016-08-18
Well, shit. Now I will spend my morning listening to the whole thing again.
3 Guinness525 2016-08-18
Such a douchey cornball.
9 michaeIcolestie 2016-08-18
That was possibly top 5 all time greatest radio sagas.
3 Skip_Skipperson 2016-08-18
That along with the Tony Danza saga, Scorch, and definitely all of Scott and Todd
1 thoughts_n_prayers 2016-08-18
Saga! I luh dat band! LUH DAT BAND! - Black Denny
2 Lasagna_Hat 2016-08-18
He said he couldn't stop rewatching Yakov Smirnoffs dinner theater bashing
3 [deleted] 2016-08-18
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2 gmus 2016-08-18
Vegetable Medley
28 [deleted] 2016-08-18
Patton did to his wife what Chip does to jokes.
27 Binski13 2016-08-18
Buried that cawksaka
24 RonBengtan 2016-08-18
Executed her poorly?
7 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-08-18
He fawkin killed?
2 murderboner0 2016-08-18
Double homicide, bitch!
0 Vulgah 2016-08-18
He fumbled her?
0 tacsman_ 2016-08-18
He tells her to his friends?
-1 MrTimSmith 2016-08-18
Make me laugh?
-1 DontDoxMeJoe 2016-08-18
peckahs?
-1 michaeIcolestie 2016-08-18
You set em up we knock em down fawk yea
-2 Patmcpsu 2016-08-18
She also had an abortion that cost $200,000 and nobody got any perks out of it?
27 shickadantz 2016-08-18
Patton was in on a good bit where they were coming up with a serious political movie idea but in every scene there just happened to be hardcore gay sex. He can roll with jokes about "SJW" hot button topics without getting the vapours, even though he's often aligned with that crowd. That alone should even out his murderous tendencies.
5 TriangleDimes 2016-08-18
That Patton really walks between the raindrops with both politics and the law.
1 _then 2016-08-18
was this the one w/ Nick Swardson?
1 _then 2016-08-18
this one
7 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-08-18
I forget who specifically posted it here, but whoever linked to the Eagle's "Get Over It" the day of his wife's passing was one of the hardest this sub has made me laugh.
3 VladiRad 2016-08-18
That was Jim lol.
5 Lobstrich 2016-08-18
Patton... What is he? Like a group of recurring shapes or numbers or sumpthin?
1 [deleted] 2016-08-18
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4 [deleted] 2016-08-18
Uncle Paul also has a dead wife. There was an insurance settlement.
3 sexylarrytate 2016-08-18
Heart She Holler is pure gold.
3 SirWallaceII 2016-08-18
tss tss why not Eisenhower Oswalt or summtin. i dunno im just riffen here
2 Clibanarius 2016-08-18
Patton also retweeted Nick Mullen's bitching about some fag writing an article to specifically harass Kurt Metzger's girlfriend. Which suggests Patton is on Kurt's side by extension. A good man.
2 Mr702law 2016-08-18
this proves he as gone mad and killed is wife..
2 Sike_Midtown 2016-08-18
I used 2, 2...
:(
1 AntsCamera 2016-08-18
I bet watches the wife killing shows on the ID channel as he counts the money from the insurance settlement.
1 Toughcrowdd 2016-08-18
Very nice to hear that.
3 [deleted] 2016-08-18
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3 Guinness525 2016-08-18
Such a douchey cornball.