Big Amy flakes out on Book Review Signing.

17  2016-08-18 by FuckingH8cats

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From what I've heard on Tuesdays with Stories it seems like Amy doesn't give a fuck about her fans at all. I know Mark has told stories about her starting shows late and ending early just because she can get away with it. This bitch is probably eating ice cream right out of the tub right now, not thinking twice about all the misguided fans who thought they were going to meet her.

I imagine she is scooping peanut butter out of the jar with her fingers eating it like a Cuban refugee cast out to sea for a week

Oh please, if she were eating that much protein she would have at least a TINY bit of definition in her man sized arms.

I like how her excuse for not taking pictures with fans anymore was that random black or arab dude that insulted her.

They're "refunding" ticket-holders? They CHARGED people to have their books signed?

aMy'S FaNs aRe iNtELLiGeNt!

Wow, really! I had no idea!

You get a ticket if you buy her book in that store.

Didn't she turn down the make-a-wish foundation after she found out they were not gonna pay her the 50k that she charges for appearances?

Better alert Mike Ward to not make jokes about her, then.

Wow, really! I had no idea!

Oh please, if she were eating that much protein she would have at least a TINY bit of definition in her man sized arms.