seriousopie "Yeah we got it, it just wasn't funny"

You read them and picked a favorite??

They're not just cute hashtags, they're cute little names Opie thought up for himself to reflect the many facets of his empty fucking soul.

what does this have to do with sardines?

"I think Amy Schumer is a fat jew cunt" #FeministOpie

HOW DOES THAT FEEL? HOW DOES THAT FEEL, FUCKER? HOW DOES THAT FEEL, FUCKER? HOW (squeak) DOES THAT FEEL? #toughguyopie

"Keep the missing kids of the fuckin milk cartons" this stupid ass fuck couldn't even proofread his dumass shirts

Came to post/ #dumbass

Sounds like all the shit he used to read off of PalTalk to utter silence.

He's lacking a few:

"The only good nigger is a dead nigger"

"Can't these spooks just get with the program already?!"

"If my daughter ever brings home a nigger I will save him the effort and rape her myself"

#AnthonyOpie

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It's amazing that "dropping hammers" never caught on.

And don't forget this is the same ass who tried to sell a 20 mug with the same quotes on it. TWENTY DOLLAR MUG. what a fucker.

If I had millions of dollars I would buy all of this shit and do a YouTube video putting high caliber rifles to use in destroying it. I'm also a huge fag.

Anthony might be into that.

If he still had millions. Or his guns. :(

I somehow forgot that he has neither of those.

For the record it was not just ONE $20 coffee mug, he had THREE quote filled coffee mugs he sold for $20/each. Because in 20 years apparently Opie has said enough things to fill the outside of three coffee mugs...

You ruined my whole day.

"I'D LOOK GOOD ON A THRONE"

What an absolute zero of human being.

As long as he was #droppinghammers on that throne.

KingOpie YUCK!!

GIVE YOURSELF A BELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is anyone else hear embarrassed/mad at their younger selves for ever thinking Opie was even vaguely funny?

How could someone be so oblivious about their own lack of broadcasting talent?

Talk about living in a bubble.

When I started listening in 2006 I would ask the "veteran" listeners what the deal was with this guy, the other 2 were so funny and Opie was just a dumbcock.

"DROPPED A WHOLE BAG OF HAMMERS TODAY"

Ugh.

Looks like the quotes of a psychopath if you didn't know the context.

Same if you did know the context

HOLDONHOLDONHOLDON #excitedopie

Holy Mother of Fuck.... I cannot get past the first few... this is probably THE saddest thing I have ever seen. For someone that doesn't currently do any drugs, this person is so far out of his mind and out of reality...Holy SHIT! Deranged!

Isnt "its not gay if you dont push back" a Jimmy line? Opie has said it forever but Im almost certain he got it from Jim in there time off before XM in 2004.

It's pretty clever and funny, so it most certainly is not an Opie original quote.

I like #honestopie, more honest opie please (im unzipping)

Anyone caught wearing these should be immediately shot and left in the street as an example.

"I didn't give it my all, but I certainly did." #ContradictoryOpie

This should be in r/Cringe.

Somebody PLEASE tell me this is not real... ohhhh boy.

ISNT THIS GREAT???

"My kid ain't stupid.. his father might be, but my kid isn't" #CuckkkingOpie

7th line down, #HelpfulOpie, has a typo. Presumably put "of" instead of "off." But I suppose with that garbage design, that's like finding an Auschwitz victim and saying that he has dirty fingernails.

I just want to remind everyone that 50+ year old Anthony Cumia fucked many trannies, maybe a minor or two, and beat up a woman. Carry on.

"Should we just tell him?"
"We should tell him, right?"
"Just tell him"

 

"Opie....You're retarded."

Just as it doesn't have the ones where it told us to write bad reviews for Amy's book.

"I got kicked off Facebook for hate speech against myself."

He gets no respect.

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"They ought to stop lying. One day our patience will come to an end and then we will grab these insolent Jews by their throats and shut their lying mouths shut!" - #PoliticsOpie

I'd rather been seen wearing this in public.

I can't even be mad because the fact this actually exists is painfully sad. I think back to a Colin line from an OA Norton roast , "There are women on display in store windows in Amsterdam with more dignity than you. A desperate plea 'Please, accept me for who I am. I'll do anything for 50 kroner'"

What's the point of making some quotes yellow and some white? The yellow doesn't form anything other than looking like a river of piss down whosever chest wears this faggot attractor.

All the quotes are yellow, the hashtags are white. So there is a perverse and terrible sort of consistency to it.

Ew

All the quotes are yellow, the hashtags are white. So there is a perverse and terrible sort of consistency to it.

If I had millions of dollars I would buy all of this shit and do a YouTube video putting high caliber rifles to use in destroying it. I'm also a huge fag.

For the record it was not just ONE $20 coffee mug, he had THREE quote filled coffee mugs he sold for $20/each. Because in 20 years apparently Opie has said enough things to fill the outside of three coffee mugs...