First off, the last season was terrible & she shortened it by 2 episodes and then the last episode was the most half-assed clip show I've ever seen. It was like "me & my sister (who has no charisma or onscreen presence) will just improv something with the guy from Bravo". So I'm not surprised she would bail out of another season
But here is why she's a fucking bitch. She has to say it like "you guys did this to me!" She's such a shaming/scolding cunt. She did the same thing with fan photos where she made a big thing of "I won't take fan photos anymore! U guys did this to me!" She HATES people. Despises them. It's as clear as anything. She's all about being the victim & being friends with famous people. That's Amy Schumer in a nut shell. I can't wait til 2017 after her movie bombs & everyone is done with her like they are done with Lena Dunham now
What I cant figure out is whether or not this is new or she's been this way the whole time. My instinct is to say she's been a miserable cunt her whole life and she keeps changing hats. Before she was Conservative Cunt, now she's Liberal Cunt.
I think the best example of who Amy is, is that she was a serious klepto. Her personality is of a person who just takes. She takes & she doesn't give a fuck. it's helped her because if you look at her "rise" she always seemed to force her way into the "popular kids table". Seriously, could u imagine having her looks & talent level and think you deserve to be an A-list star?
I think that is the acorn of this hulking evil Sleepy Hollow tree that is Amy Schumer. Kleptos are unique in their shittiness, and you know if she got caught she would try to cry her way out of it.
I think she did. Now what I bet she is thinking now is she wants to lie and say that was all made up during her "conservative persona" days. But here's the catch: she is still new to this level of fame, this has all happened relatively quickly and recently. She didn't know what it's like to have hundreds if not thousands of rabid sociopaths actually looking this shit up and shoving it in her dumb no-lip face when it's contradictory, so she needs to figure out how to dodge these accusations in a non-committal way. Think it through, Amy. We're all waiting.
I know they are hoping to make money selling it as "Goldie Hawn's comeback". But I just looked it up & they say it's an "action comedy" so it's going to be so bad. Action comedies are the worst, because whenever there is action i just wish there would be jokes. Also, women who want to see Goldie Hawn comeback don't want to see action & anyone who wants to see action don't wanna see Goldie Hawn/Amy Schumer
It's an action-comedy where they cut the gun-shooting sequences out of the movie because it was politically convenient, thus most of the action is already gone.
"We are slated for a Season 5," she reassured fans, "but not in the foreseeable future."
What the hell does that mean? How can you be slated for a 5th season but not have any idea of a timeline? It's absurd how transparent she is. Even Opie's lies are more believable.
Why do I get the feeling Comedy Central is hearing this for the first time? I'm thinking she was playing the semantics game of "he's not a writer on my show because there is no show" just because they are in between seasons and now she backed herself into a corner.
I did not fire him, I simply no longer have a tv show therefore there are no writers
My show was not cancelled it is on hiatus
So many words to avoid saying if she fired Kurt or not. If she is doing a fifth season and Kurt isn't returning as her head writer then he was pretty obviously fired.
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26 xxmikekxx 2016-08-18
First off, the last season was terrible & she shortened it by 2 episodes and then the last episode was the most half-assed clip show I've ever seen. It was like "me & my sister (who has no charisma or onscreen presence) will just improv something with the guy from Bravo". So I'm not surprised she would bail out of another season
But here is why she's a fucking bitch. She has to say it like "you guys did this to me!" She's such a shaming/scolding cunt. She did the same thing with fan photos where she made a big thing of "I won't take fan photos anymore! U guys did this to me!" She HATES people. Despises them. It's as clear as anything. She's all about being the victim & being friends with famous people. That's Amy Schumer in a nut shell. I can't wait til 2017 after her movie bombs & everyone is done with her like they are done with Lena Dunham now
11 TriangleDimes 2016-08-18
What I cant figure out is whether or not this is new or she's been this way the whole time. My instinct is to say she's been a miserable cunt her whole life and she keeps changing hats. Before she was Conservative Cunt, now she's Liberal Cunt.
8 xxmikekxx 2016-08-18
I think the best example of who Amy is, is that she was a serious klepto. Her personality is of a person who just takes. She takes & she doesn't give a fuck. it's helped her because if you look at her "rise" she always seemed to force her way into the "popular kids table". Seriously, could u imagine having her looks & talent level and think you deserve to be an A-list star?
5 TriangleDimes 2016-08-18
I think that is the acorn of this hulking evil Sleepy Hollow tree that is Amy Schumer. Kleptos are unique in their shittiness, and you know if she got caught she would try to cry her way out of it.
2 xxmikekxx 2016-08-18
She did, didn't she? I thought I read on her she did & used her family connections to get out of it
3 TriangleDimes 2016-08-18
I think she did. Now what I bet she is thinking now is she wants to lie and say that was all made up during her "conservative persona" days. But here's the catch: she is still new to this level of fame, this has all happened relatively quickly and recently. She didn't know what it's like to have hundreds if not thousands of rabid sociopaths actually looking this shit up and shoving it in her dumb no-lip face when it's contradictory, so she needs to figure out how to dodge these accusations in a non-committal way. Think it through, Amy. We're all waiting.
5 FiloBeddoeMIA 2016-08-18
She isn't the star she thinks she is if her next movie is co-starring Goldie Hawn. I thought she died years ago.
6 xxmikekxx 2016-08-18
I know they are hoping to make money selling it as "Goldie Hawn's comeback". But I just looked it up & they say it's an "action comedy" so it's going to be so bad. Action comedies are the worst, because whenever there is action i just wish there would be jokes. Also, women who want to see Goldie Hawn comeback don't want to see action & anyone who wants to see action don't wanna see Goldie Hawn/Amy Schumer
3 AsunaKirito4Ever 2016-08-18
It's an action-comedy where they cut the gun-shooting sequences out of the movie because it was politically convenient, thus most of the action is already gone.
1 xxmikekxx 2016-08-18
That's true, I didn't think about that. 100% gaurentee there is no guns. Or maybe a scene where Amy picks up a gun & goes "ew" (douche chills)
1 xyniphis 2016-08-18
The action is mostly the manatee and old bag doing gentle aqua arobics.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2016-08-18
Just her career.
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15 hellofriendo1234 2016-08-18
Good night, sweet pig. May hosts of fat bloggers fart in your face.
12 Jaeromaru 2016-08-18
She really is the real life version of Meg Griffin...
9 MrDurden42 2016-08-18
But when is she taking the lie detector test?
3 Hunter_Cumia 2016-08-18
when morton send out the perks
9 BoardroomBimmy 2016-08-18
Fucking how?
10 TriangleDimes 2016-08-18
The Daily Show won 5 Emmys too. They must have done something to impress the
ChosenChoosing People.9 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-08-18
tss yeah, or the fawkin Jew pig cunts!!!!
7 Allanon_2020 2016-08-18
No need to work blue Chip
7 michaeIcolestie 2016-08-18
Then they should call it Outside Amy Schumer. Fawkin nailed it
2 User_Name13 2016-08-18
Fawkin' homerun Chippah!
6 Tucker_Normand 2016-08-18
How well received is it with only 2 stars on amazon? And thats WITH all the fake 5 star reviews she paid for.
5 winkleham 2016-08-18
What the hell does that mean? How can you be slated for a 5th season but not have any idea of a timeline? It's absurd how transparent she is. Even Opie's lies are more believable.
1 TijnTijn 2016-08-18
It's like that new season of that vice show from Jimmy. As soon as Shane Smith is less "busy" he will get on it.
3 EskimoEscrow 2016-08-18
Fuckin' pity tweet.
"Actually he doesn't work for me because I don't have a show anymore. Happy now!?"
2 RacistPigeon 2016-08-18
All that's inside her would fill a fairly large warehouse.
2 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-08-18
I'm hearing some buzz.
2 FiloBeddoeMIA 2016-08-18
Why do I get the feeling Comedy Central is hearing this for the first time? I'm thinking she was playing the semantics game of "he's not a writer on my show because there is no show" just because they are in between seasons and now she backed herself into a corner.
3 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-08-18
So many words to avoid saying if she fired Kurt or not. If she is doing a fifth season and Kurt isn't returning as her head writer then he was pretty obviously fired.
2 makrate 2016-08-18
Great, they need to switch things up a bit. "Inside Amy Schumer" rightfully on it's way out, and hopefully replaced with Amy Schumer at a weigh in
2 aria_taint 2016-08-18
Her last episode is her being raped by a Mongolian throat singer at a Golden Coral.