Has Opie ever really made you laugh, even once?
1 2016-08-18 by Martillo_Valentine
My favorite thing opie has ever said was when a caller brought up the idea of them doing 'traveling virus' shows again. He responded with: "whhhyyyy??? muttters under his breath... Half of our guys are dead".
19 comments
9 [deleted] 2016-08-18
When he got us all to try to take down Amy Schumer, I thought that was funny. Sometimes the things he says about jews and women (or holes, as he calls them) make me laugh. The stuff he did with abusing homeless people made me fucking howl.
5 fagballzzz 2016-08-18
There was that time he tried to start a thing by referring to taking a shit as "droppin' hammers." It's so fucking dumb. It's just a confusing nonsense statement that's not funny, and I thought it was embarrassing he was trying to coin a phrase. But I'd keep thinking about him coming up with it, imagining the lightbulb going off in his head the first time the words "droppin' hammers" came to him mid-dump. Imagining him adding "Droppin' Hammers" coffee mugs to his cafepress store with a retarded grin on his face and dollar signs in his eyes. That made me laugh, and it got funnier the more I imagined it, and eventually when I had to take a shit the phrase would pop into my head, and the more I turned it over in my mind the funnier it got.
Now, the phrase "Droppin' hammers" makes me laugh. I can't help it. It will be carved into the support beams I use for my noose one day.
4 vincentgallosdick 2016-08-18
Gregg is hilarious but not in the way he would ever want to be considered so. Theres so much that can crack you up in the life and times of gregg hughes if you just picture what happened. Something as simple as someone making an opielines twitter account and him getting all excited like finally he has found his groove and people do actually appreciate him. But then over several weeks realizing that whomever is just taking the piss out of him and at some point has to click unfollow admitting that it hurt is feelings.
1 onemancrimespree 2016-08-18
Opie was essential to the show because he was a constant lolcow who tripped into making the conversation awkward and weird, he slowed everything down so the hosts would have to learn to refine their way of speaking and explaining and make jokes more clear, or give them time to riff more. Or to give an opinion that sets the other 2 off. He was always saying and doing weird shit that would spark odd conversations for the funny people to be funny with. Other than that he was like Fez constantly walking into a wall, while they rarely bashed him outright he always indirectly delivered laughs like a useful idiot.
1 vincentgallosdick 2016-08-18
Mate, I just read your whole comment and I'm not sure if you are agreeing with me or not. So if you could clarify I would be able to give you the appropriate up/down vote.
1 onemancrimespree 2016-08-18
I'm agreeing with you, now kiss me
2 RonBengtan 2016-08-18
He made me laugh when he did some mean shit. Or set someone up to be abused. Or had a mental breakdown about the Bam Margera fucktape. But not with jokes, no.
1 MYmaracas 2016-08-18
2 RonBengtan 2016-08-18
I'm not your fucking secretary.
1 onemancrimespree 2016-08-18
hey hey hey, easy pal. Be open and kind to our new visitors here from other subs. refugees welcome, remember that
2 3stepsbackward 2016-08-18
When he cried.
2 StutterinPrickYou 2016-08-18
His swamp ass line watching the nambla documentary. thats what turned me on to listening to the show..
2 Wsallgood 2016-08-18
"Brutal caller hangup". That's it. That's the only one he's got.
1 Superbad415 2016-08-18
great moment from the show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyPLtBzVGJA
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-08-18
Me - gulp into the mic, pause for effect, let the voice crack.. that's how you do radio.. nice
1 Superbad415 2016-08-18
Just let the real moments happen man
1 onemancrimespree 2016-08-18
I like how everyone in the room was waiting for Opie to take on the topic and really handle it well but then he suddenly starts fucking crying.........
1 Superbad415 2016-08-18
real moment dude
1 Jaeromaru 2016-08-18
I laugh at him but not with him
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-08-18
Me - gulp into the mic, pause for effect, let the voice crack.. that's how you do radio.. nice
1 onemancrimespree 2016-08-18
I like how everyone in the room was waiting for Opie to take on the topic and really handle it well but then he suddenly starts fucking crying.........