In the spirit of friendship, we should all post some advice for our new guests

23  2016-08-18 by RonBengtan

I'll start

When you sit down to an entire chocolate cake, you're going to want to grab a suitable knife and cut it into what we call slices. It's eight or more cuts that divide the cake into evenly spaced wedges. Like a pizza, you follow?

Then if you eat one piece at a time, and try to eat it slowly, you might not even WANT that fifth piece! If you give your body time to adjust, you'll find you're much fuller than you expected.

Voila! Not only did you just cut your calorie count for the day in HALF, you no longer have to wipe your face off with a dish towel. I don't know about you, but I could use any tips that mean less of a clean up lol!

12 comments

18  Guinness525 2016-08-18

Are you implying that these newcomers are a bit on the heavy side?

18  [deleted] 2016-08-18

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4  RonBengtan 2016-08-18

How dare you

0  [deleted] 2016-08-18

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17  RonBengtan 2016-08-18

Did You Know:

Cats can be allergic to peanut butter; just like humans! This can be stressful for any mommies out there who need a release, and even cause hurt feelings. For those long cold nights we recommend fish paste with a dash of molasses, your little treasure will lick away for hours and love you even more.

7  slaphappybobo 2016-08-18

if you wear tight revealing clothing your just asking for it ....

5  lolercakesmcgee 2016-08-18

SWIM WALK

4  charliechickenfucker 2016-08-18

If you are out of maple syrup, use brake fluid; it's pretty much the same thing and has no calories.

4  crookedmile 2016-08-18

What kind of woman are you? Well, you're weak, spineless, a woman of temptations. But what tempts you? You're a portly lady. A bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No no no no... Yours is a sweet tooth. Oh, you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master... The cocoa bean! And only the purest syrup nectar can satisfy you. If you could, you'd guzzle it by the gallon!

3  DeafandMutePenguin 2016-08-18

They might want to know how to drive their man CRA-ZY in bed. Well with these tips they will know how.

http://www.redbookmag.com/love-sex/sex/advice/a51/sex-skill/

2 is a can't miss!

2  Superbad415 2016-08-18

If you give your body time to adjust, you'll find you're much fuller than you expected. Unfortunately thats not what is about.

1  RonBengtan 2016-08-18

Someone else will have to write the big black cock advice. I'm willfully ignorant about the topic.

1  chrb13 2016-08-18

A little sex-related advice

1  BoardroomBimmy 2016-08-18

Hey take some advice from us and lose some weight, all right?!