GRRRAaand that's hope we start our special afternoon version of Dopin With Opie! WAIT WAIT, I got something for this.. The Amateur Blur wit Da Opster! Anyway, that's how we start, with a little bit of Black Keys. Where ya at with The Black Keys

0  2016-08-17 by RamonFrunkis

Just kidding. Denny Falcone opened this "surprise show".

Chris DeStefano, Nikki Glaser, the Mad Cuban, Club Soda Kenny, Steven Singer, and Our Lord Falcone.

Opie is in studio because he "shaved and was going crazy and HAD to come in and do a show. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE WORN SHOES IN TWO FFFFAWKIN WEEKS hHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. My eyes are dehydrated. This is the first time I've been clean-shaven in years. I had some things to do, so here I am!"

4 comments

3  DickPunchOpie 2016-08-17

Opie has to have his punching bag open the show. Hit back hard Denny! He's a bitch compared to you. Right, he can't hear me.

2  RamonFrunkis 2016-08-17

  • Steven Singer just going on and on about the contract.

  • DeStefano makes a "Denny has a Zika head" joke for, I'm not kidding, at least the 20th time. I want to do a listening summary, but I really think I'd kill myself.

  • Opie admits to SS that he's not trying and doesn't care that people don't know about his show. To deflect, he asked, for the 029384th time, if Steven Singer has any edibles there. Where ya at with the edibles?

  • CDS sucked up to Steven Singer asking for gold plated trash. ME says CDS has given SS the most bahhhroootal live reads over the years. CDS was under the impression that's what SS wanted from a marketing perspective. NG then explains SS wants people to hate him because his prices are low, not because he's a terrible person. CDS goes, "OOOOooohh... I Hate Steven Singer.. I misunderstood that." He really is not bright.

SS: "I'm happy to see ya, I'm happy ta see ya livin and breathin."

ME: We're doing good!

SS: "Everybody's doing well. The crew is here, the band is still together."

ME: uh.... yeah.. uhm.. YAAAAHH!!!

SS: "Let's keep it going."

ME: We'll gonna try to do that, Steven Singer

  • Fucking hell, they're discussing which CNN, 24 hour, and local news anchors and hosts they like. They're literally just reading through a list of hosts and saying one or two lines about each. I imagine this is what sorority rush is like. "She's a bit twatty, he's a hotty, I don't like him."

1  [deleted] 2016-08-17

"Slummin' wit da sloth"

1  GRIZx 2016-08-17

Someone should throw that gross bitch Nikki Glaser in a river