"Kurt does not work for me. He is not a writer on my show."

98  2016-08-17 by NihilistKnight

56 comments

What a treacherous swine

I almost dont care about the other stuff she's done. not a fan, but i understand. this is just pure shit. Completely Hollywood bullshit to distance yourself from your own people at the slightest sign your association can be harmful to your image. What a fake star-clinging cunt.

I honestly love that this pig is so willing to give away her integrity for fame and favors. It's sad and hilarious at the same time.

Time for Kurt to come clean about all the joke thievery

this would be the best thing that could possibly happen.

I wonder if he'll be doing his fake twitter laugh about this and pretending it doesn't bother him one bit.

He hasn't tweeted shit. I'm tweeting him but he ain't replying. Hes probably regretting his shit now

Isn't he at the studio getting ready for his show tonight?

HAHA! What a slimy bitch.

So now there's going to be 2 Kurts that blew their brains out. But the woman who drove Metzger to do it is way more vile

Tsssss fawk yeah first Kurt Cobain and now Kurt Cocaine!!!

and talentless.

And fat

I can see Kurt killing himself over this

If he takes Sherrod with him I'd go to his funeral and suck his corpse peckah.

Nigger mortis

dassabesso?

Thoughts and prayers

I'll bet he thought he would rise to fame at her side, and both of them would be adored by millions as a cutting-edge comedy duo. How's that going for ya now, Kurt?

Mark Normand just let out an echoing aaHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

If he could've shut the fuck up and kept his 14-year-old bitch self off Twitter, he would've found out. He could not resist destroying himself--so he did. This isn't Schumer, it's Metzger. He may be a good writer but he is fucked in the head.

Shut up, faggot. He is not a good writer. Or good at anything. Except watching Sherrod fuck his girlfriend while he cucks.

You're using the word cuck. That is so cute.

You're all pissed about it. That is so Kurt.

Ha! They looked so happy two weeks ago.

Goddamn she is homely

She looks like she's doing Terry Clifford cosplay.

Christ knows what she'd say about a make up specialist talking about what best suits her jowls.

"Uh....uh....that isn't me and Kurt. That is Andy Milonakis posing with Kurt Cobain's corpse! Yeah!"

And apparently no longer a friend I imagine.

I hope he gets fawkin zooted on blow and has a meltdown tonight. Maybe even commit total career suicide by screaming "Shut up you fat tongued coon!" at Sherrod when he inevitably keeps making noises as Kurt tries to rant.

I've yelled that plenty of times, my career is fine!

Karma is going to demolish this cunt one day. It may be in the very distant future, we may never know about it because she'll be 75 years old and out of the public eye for 20-plus years. It may just be she's raped by nigger nursing home orderlies and slightly enjoy their Mandingo big cocks. But she's got bad karma more than most people when you take in account the shoplifting, joke thieving, back stabbing, fame whoring and now throwing the dude who stole her shit and kept his mouth shut for her under the bus. Good luck, Big Amy.

That fat pig isn't making it to 75.

Poor Erock

Why does this bitch try to inject gravitas and sound profound in her dumb fucking tweets? "His words are not mine" who talks like this?

Maybe Chubsy Ubsy's publicist can blame Kurt for the stolen sketches now they're distancing from him. Kill two birds with one stone.

IMDB's editing system makes it as about as reliable as anything Opie says and that will be Rebel Wilson's mom's excuse.

I wasn't discounting what you posted, just predicting what her next squirm would be.

They deserve one another.

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Technically he isn't a writer on the show…he just steals jokes and bits from other people who actually wrote the stuff.

Well he's not a writer anymore. He's a producer now. Or was

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The world is not that lucky. They'll just be overrun by "YAS QWEEN! AMY IS RIGHT! HE NEVER WORKED FOR HER!"

come on now, us ladies gotta stick together.

 

do ya?

well thats a big fat liar right there

So the show's about to get a lot funnier?

Safe to asume he's fired.

fired fired so fired

Back to war crimes in Bosnia for ol' KЦrt.

These animals toss each other to the wayside the second there's even an indication of your name being mentioned in a single internet comment in a negative light.

WOW

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I get that everybody hates Amy and all, but you seem to be missing what she's actually saying.

He's not one of her writers. He's a producer. She says she disagrees with him, but also calls him a friend.

She's basically saying "He's employed by comedy central, stop asking me about this."

She also probably discussed this with him before she posted it, and he probably doesn't care, and gets it.

dassabesso?

Nigger mortis