I almost dont care about the other stuff she's done. not a fan, but i understand. this is just pure shit. Completely Hollywood bullshit to distance yourself from your own people at the slightest sign your association can be harmful to your image. What a fake star-clinging cunt.
I'll bet he thought he would rise to fame at her side, and both of them would be adored by millions as a cutting-edge comedy duo. How's that going for ya now, Kurt?
If he could've shut the fuck up and kept his 14-year-old bitch self off Twitter, he would've found out. He could not resist destroying himself--so he did. This isn't Schumer, it's Metzger. He may be a good writer but he is fucked in the head.
I hope he gets fawkin zooted on blow and has a meltdown tonight. Maybe even commit total career suicide by screaming "Shut up you fat tongued coon!" at Sherrod when he inevitably keeps making noises as Kurt tries to rant.
Karma is going to demolish this cunt one day. It may be in the very distant future, we may never know about it because she'll be 75 years old and out of the public eye for 20-plus years. It may just be she's raped by nigger nursing home orderlies and slightly enjoy their Mandingo big cocks. But she's got bad karma more than most people when you take in account the shoplifting, joke thieving, back stabbing, fame whoring and now throwing the dude who stole her shit and kept his mouth shut for her under the bus. Good luck, Big Amy.
These animals toss each other to the wayside the second there's even an indication of your name being mentioned in a single internet comment in a negative light.
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47 btm29 2016-08-17
What a treacherous swine
11 lemskroob 2016-08-17
I almost dont care about the other stuff she's done. not a fan, but i understand. this is just pure shit. Completely Hollywood bullshit to distance yourself from your own people at the slightest sign your association can be harmful to your image. What a fake star-clinging cunt.
1 thrillated 2016-08-17
I honestly love that this pig is so willing to give away her integrity for fame and favors. It's sad and hilarious at the same time.
44 knitro 2016-08-17
Time for Kurt to come clean about all the joke thievery
17 TheFatMosque 2016-08-17
this would be the best thing that could possibly happen.
33 TheDarkFezRises 2016-08-17
I wonder if he'll be doing his fake twitter laugh about this and pretending it doesn't bother him one bit.
14 SWIMsfriend 2016-08-17
He hasn't tweeted shit. I'm tweeting him but he ain't replying. Hes probably regretting his shit now
5 bonniesretardsister 2016-08-17
Isn't he at the studio getting ready for his show tonight?
24 gmunk123 2016-08-17
HAHA! What a slimy bitch.
18 xxmikekxx 2016-08-17
So now there's going to be 2 Kurts that blew their brains out. But the woman who drove Metzger to do it is way more vile
27 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-08-17
Tsssss fawk yeah first Kurt Cobain and now Kurt Cocaine!!!
9 TossyMcSalad 2016-08-17
and talentless.
18 Cletus_Van_Dam 2016-08-17
And fat
14 boogsuge 2016-08-17
I can see Kurt killing himself over this
24 bonniesretardsister 2016-08-17
If he takes Sherrod with him I'd go to his funeral and suck his corpse peckah.
21 BrocialistFuckboi4U 2016-08-17
Nigger mortis
1 matwai 2016-08-17
dassabesso?
3 JoeCumiaSr 2016-08-17
Thoughts and prayers
13 Guinness525 2016-08-17
I'll bet he thought he would rise to fame at her side, and both of them would be adored by millions as a cutting-edge comedy duo. How's that going for ya now, Kurt?
13 TheFatMosque 2016-08-17
Mark Normand just let out an echoing aaHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-1 goutastic 2016-08-17
If he could've shut the fuck up and kept his 14-year-old bitch self off Twitter, he would've found out. He could not resist destroying himself--so he did. This isn't Schumer, it's Metzger. He may be a good writer but he is fucked in the head.
5 bonniesretardsister 2016-08-17
Shut up, faggot. He is not a good writer. Or good at anything. Except watching Sherrod fuck his girlfriend while he cucks.
-4 goutastic 2016-08-17
You're using the word cuck. That is so cute.
4 onemancrimespree 2016-08-17
You're all pissed about it. That is so Kurt.
10 obvwan 2016-08-17
Ha! They looked so happy two weeks ago.
12 CIAshill18081990 2016-08-17
Goddamn she is homely
7 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-08-17
She looks like she's doing Terry Clifford cosplay.
2 bonniesretardsister 2016-08-17
Christ knows what she'd say about a make up specialist talking about what best suits her jowls.
4 bonniesretardsister 2016-08-17
"Uh....uh....that isn't me and Kurt. That is Andy Milonakis posing with Kurt Cobain's corpse! Yeah!"
9 [deleted] 2016-08-17
And apparently no longer a friend I imagine.
7 NihilistKnight 2016-08-17
https://twitter.com/amyschumer/status/765995533181804544
8 dudeassreal 2016-08-17
http://imgur.com/U6WjZuQ
7 bonniesretardsister 2016-08-17
I hope he gets fawkin zooted on blow and has a meltdown tonight. Maybe even commit total career suicide by screaming "Shut up you fat tongued coon!" at Sherrod when he inevitably keeps making noises as Kurt tries to rant.
1 goo-gobbler 2016-08-17
I've yelled that plenty of times, my career is fine!
7 bonniesretardsister 2016-08-17
Karma is going to demolish this cunt one day. It may be in the very distant future, we may never know about it because she'll be 75 years old and out of the public eye for 20-plus years. It may just be she's raped by nigger nursing home orderlies and slightly enjoy their Mandingo big cocks. But she's got bad karma more than most people when you take in account the shoplifting, joke thieving, back stabbing, fame whoring and now throwing the dude who stole her shit and kept his mouth shut for her under the bus. Good luck, Big Amy.
7 doxxbrown 2016-08-17
That fat pig isn't making it to 75.
1 thrillated 2016-08-17
Poor Erock
4 yourethebestaround12 2016-08-17
Why does this bitch try to inject gravitas and sound profound in her dumb fucking tweets? "His words are not mine" who talks like this?
3 RonBengtan 2016-08-17
Maybe Chubsy Ubsy's publicist can blame Kurt for the stolen sketches now they're distancing from him. Kill two birds with one stone.
2 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-08-17
IMDB's editing system makes it as about as reliable as anything Opie says and that will be Rebel Wilson's mom's excuse.
5 NihilistKnight 2016-08-17
This reliable enough for you?
7 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-08-17
I wasn't discounting what you posted, just predicting what her next squirm would be.
2 dwc151 2016-08-17
They deserve one another.
2 [deleted] 2016-08-17
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2 PharoahFaucet 2016-08-17
Technically he isn't a writer on the show…he just steals jokes and bits from other people who actually wrote the stuff.
1 misstheolddaysfan 2016-08-17
Well he's not a writer anymore. He's a producer now. Or was
1 TossyMcSalad 2016-08-17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMYcoKvMimU
1 [deleted] 2016-08-17
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2 bonniesretardsister 2016-08-17
The world is not that lucky. They'll just be overrun by "YAS QWEEN! AMY IS RIGHT! HE NEVER WORKED FOR HER!"
1 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-08-17
come on now, us ladies gotta stick together.
do ya?
1 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-08-17
well thats a big fat liar right there
1 notkurtmetzger 2016-08-17
So the show's about to get a lot funnier?
1 truthie 2016-08-17
Safe to asume he's fired.
1 kevin121312 2016-08-17
fired fired so fired
1 dfuller39 2016-08-17
Back to war crimes in Bosnia for ol' KЦrt.
1 onemancrimespree 2016-08-17
These animals toss each other to the wayside the second there's even an indication of your name being mentioned in a single internet comment in a negative light.
0 stinkskc 2016-08-17
WOW
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0 Syphillisdiller1 2016-08-17
I get that everybody hates Amy and all, but you seem to be missing what she's actually saying.
He's not one of her writers. He's a producer. She says she disagrees with him, but also calls him a friend.
She's basically saying "He's employed by comedy central, stop asking me about this."
She also probably discussed this with him before she posted it, and he probably doesn't care, and gets it.
1 matwai 2016-08-17
dassabesso?
21 BrocialistFuckboi4U 2016-08-17
Nigger mortis