I hope Opie is listening to two people who can carry on a conversation

49  2016-08-17 by Bibimbap4211

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Is there anything less appealing sounding than a show solely hosted by Opie that's regulars are Sherrod, Vic Henley, and Jim Florentine?

I've realized that Opie's show has just become noise. For instance:

[Opie reads a news article that lacks entertainment or value]

Vic Henley - [laughs and repeats the last word said by Opie]

Sherrod - [laughs] then shoehorns in the last word with something about "how white people always be doin that crazy shit"

[everyone laughs together]

Opie admitted years ago that he'd fake laugh sometimes, but since the O&J era its been ramped up x10.

He cackles at everything like he's never heard anything so funny.

Basically the same shit he railed against morning zoos doing for years - trying to convince everyone they're having the time of their lives when even they know it's a lie.

cue someone replying with the screenshots of Opie laughing

Don't forget Vic's patented "laugh" is to lean into the mic and yell "HAHAHAHAHA" as loud as he can.

Great stuff.

Finer things with Mike Fannoyer?

I'd rather hear him analyze Phish's entire catalog than listen to Vic Henley snort laugh into a microphone for four hours.

Vic Henley's voice sounds like a 500 pound man on a mobility scooter eating a block of cheese as his beard turns even more yellow by the crumbs melting into it in the Texan sun.

How would any of us know?

LOL, when you put it that way.

As a faaaather, who has the time?

Certainly not the guy with a 16 hour a week work schedule!

Why does Jim always have such great chemistry with ugly fucks with nigger hair?

Because he's like the son he'd have if he didn't quit drinking.

Why? Do you think he's suddenly going to learn how to do a good radio show and have chemistry with other people at 55 years of age?

Extra greggshells next time they're on, you watch.

"It's fine! I mean, we're not that close anymore."

If the chemistry between Jim and Ant brought tears and anxiety to him while they were on, imagine the pain he is feeling hearing Jim and Sam meshing just as good.

he'll probably find a way to derail it still...Jimmy will end up doing a show with Bobo at his parents' house, and it will still be far better than the dopie show

I think it's super important that we are nice to Opie about this. You know if he gets pissed, he'll fire them both.

But that would be really funny. That's a tough call.

I like Korean food you faggot.

He's probably too busy taking calls and playing sound effects to listen.

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I'd like to hear Ronnie B x Jim x Sam do a collab (as the kids these days say) tsssss...

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He must be riding the high of his Australian tour

Vic Henley's voice sounds like a 500 pound man on a mobility scooter eating a block of cheese as his beard turns even more yellow by the crumbs melting into it in the Texan sun.