If Jim & Sam get picked up by sirius, will Sam finally be able to afford that upper lip he's always wanted?

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I hope they give him at least enough for a few hats.

I'm surprised the doctors didn't use his giant foreskin as a base for a lip graft.

Hey that's not nice. That's the way his creator, Jim Henson, wanted him to look.

Not before he unperms his niggery hair.

They tried so hard to make Jim Carrey look this ugly in the Grinch, and Sammy boy here just does it naturally.

Thank God radio is an audio medium. This is not a pleasant mug.

Well, his voice is nearly worse than his physical appearance.

Why does this mongoloid get to interview Owens and The Club?

Did he ask Owens how he just gets it?

Gets what?

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He really don't have an upper lip. Lip less faggot.

He'll finally spring for a flat-screen TV - Vizio 42", of course.

He may be one of those few men for whom baldness is preferred to having his hair. He's going to look much, much more normal once he's lost most of it, which, by the look of things, should be in about five years or so.

I hope he rides it out til the end and ends up looking like a mongoloid Larry David.

sammy transitioning into slingblade in this pic

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Or a fucking non deviant brow.

So whack they're doing a wrestling podcast at Carolines. They needed da moneyyy

Was there ever a pic of Sam's mom floating around? Just curious as to what she looks like.

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Can't wait for Opie to say how this was his plan all along and he put Sam at nights so he could get used to running his own show

Who ever thinks to themselves, " well I'm no fez but I have a fucked up tranny voice, maybe I should do radio " is sadly mistaken.

How the fuck is Sam 34 years old? He looks worse than AIDS-Jimmy. If he only heeded his fabulous father's advice on THE GREATEST TREATS OF ALL TIME.

Yeah, he sure does resemble Christian Bale.

If I said it once I said it a thousand times Never Never trust a man with no upper Lip.He's like the guy who wears suspenders and a belt.evil,deceitful ,willing to do anything to get ahead.Ask Scorch. .............

A lot of Jews have a pronounced lower lip, but that isn't the case here, either.

His main priority should be getting white people hair.

He lost that upper lip in an accident involving Opie's asshole. Thank god he's learned his lesson.