I have a sharp pain in the top back of my head a couple of times a day

2  2016-08-17 by CoyoteeBongwater

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12 comments

Hopefully it's AIDS-infused brain cancer and you die a shitty death on your birthday.

Tell your boyfriend to stop grabbing the back of your head while you're performing your morning and evening servicings. The pain should subside almost immediately.

i'll tell him tomorrow, he'll be too bummed out to sleep if i tell him tonight

Your best course of action is to find the exact location of the pain, and forcibly jam at it a few times with a firm, metal tool (a screwdriver will do the trick). No promises, but it might alleviate some of the discomfort you're experiencing.

That's pride fucking with you.

Aneurysm, you have two weeks to live.

We should be so lucky.

I have an occasional shooting pain that goes from my C1/upper spine over my head and into my upper lip

My uncle had that. Two days later - dead.

Good.

Is it like a pain where you stretch weird and it shoots up to your back and head ?

time to go hat shopping