Tips on giving a good blowjob?

5  2016-08-17 by [deleted]

I need some advice on how to "please" someone important.

28 comments

Keep letting him know you like the new direction of the show.

Lick their shittter like an apple fritter, Gramama used to tell me that.

Wrong subreddit, Ant.

Only suck off whites.

Don't make the mistake of ignoring the balls. Far too many women do that and its led to plenty a punch in the mouth as a result.

but other women go too far with the ball stuff. i hate getting my balls sucked, because they're sensitive. just cup the sack and slowly and gently massage it.

Fag.

I guess I'm just so numb to feelings that I need some serious ball play to notice. I want her to squeeze and tug on my balls like the secret to life after death is in there.

Same here fam.

Be clean shaven, stubble can irritate the pelvis.

Eye contact. Stare into their soul as they climax.

If you do that while biting it has a different effect.

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Why do you need so much money? Is this Scott Greenspleen?

Yimmy is good at it ask him, he didn't like the button play so he is a master on the mouth

Chew, scrape, then yell at it

Chew, scrape, then yell at it

Chew, scrape, then yell at it

Say again, dude, your phone crapped out.

Chew, scrape, then yell at it

Please master can I touch your cheeck

please master can I kneel at your feet

please master can I loosen your blue pants

please master can I gaze at your golden haired belly

please master can I have your thighs bare to my eyes

please master can I take off my clothes below your chair

please master can I can I kiss your ankles and soul

please master can I touch lips to your hard muscle hairless thigh

please master can I lay my ear pressed to your stomach

please master can I wrap my arms around your white ass

please master can I lick your groin gurled with blond soft fur

please master can I touch my tongue to your rosy asshole

please master may I pass my face to your balls,

please master order me down on the floor,

please master tell me to lick your thick shaft

please master put your rough hands on my bald hairy skull

please master press my mouth to your prick-heart

please master press my face into your belly, pull me slowly strong thumbed

till your dumb hardness fills my throat to the base

till I swallow and taste your delicate flesh-hot prick barrel veined Please

Mater push my shoulders away and stare in my eyes, & make me

bend over the table

please master grab my thighs and lift my ass to your waist

please master your hand's rough stroke on my neck your palm down to my backside

please master push me, my feet on chairs, till my hole feels the breath of your spit and your thumb stroke

please master make my say Please Master Fuck me now Please

Master grease my balls and hairmouth with sweet vaselines

please master stroke your shaft with white creams

please master touch your cock head to my wrinkled self-hole

please master push it in gently, your elbows enwrapped round my breast

your arms passing down to my belly, my penis you touch w/ your fingers

please master shove it in me a little, a little, a little,

please master sink your droor thing down my behind

& please master make me wiggle my rear to eat up the prick trunk

till my asshalfs cuddle your thighs, my back bent over,

till I'm alone sticking out, your sword stuck throbbing in me

please master pull out and slowly roll onto the bottom

please master lunge it again, and withdraw the tip

please please master fuck me again with your self, please fuck me Please

Master drive down till it hurts me the softness the

Softness please master make love to my ass, give body to center, & fuck me for good like a girl,

tenderly clasp me please master I take me to thee,

& drive in my belly your selfsame sweet heat-rood

you fingered in solitude Denver or Brooklyn or fucked in a maiden in Paris carlots

please master drive me thy vehicle, body of love drops, sweat fuck

body of tenderness, Give me your dogh fuck faster

please master make me go moan on the table

Go moan O please master do fuck me like that

in your rhythm thrill-plunge & pull-back-bounce & push down

till I loosen my asshole a dog on the table yelping with terror delight to be loved

Please master call me a dog, an ass beast, a wet asshole,

& fuck me more violent, my eyes hid with your palms round my skull

& plunge down in a brutal hard lash thru soft drip-fish

& throb thru five seconds to spurt out your semen heat

over & over, bamming it in while I cry out your name I do love you

please Master.

-Allen Ginsberg

this faggot doesn't like to do any work. everything is please master this please master that. who's really the master? i'll leave you with that.

Words of wisdom, Lloyd, words of wisdom.

Allen Ginsberg

i looked up that name for 30 seconds.

who the hell is this david cross looking motherfucker?

Really famous homosexual poet from the 1950s who was the subject of a terrible James Franco movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytEORri27xE

in a vague sense, i enjoy awful movies.

Is this one of those or is this more douche-y and not fun in a terrible way?

Douche-y- and not fun. It's self-important drivel.

i watched the first 10 minutes of that Lena Dunham "furniture" movie with great regret, i appreciate the reply

i watched the first 10 minutes of that Lena Dunham "furniture" movie with great regret, i appreciate the reply