Johnny Depp Settles Divorce For What He Spends on Cigarettes a Year

2  2016-08-17 by bonniesretardsister

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Depp came out on top of this no matter what way they want to spin it. The guy is worth $350 million dollars and she only walks away with $7 million? They can say all that bullshit about taxes and fee's whittling down Depp's worth but but he's not going to run out of money anytime soon and $7 million damn sure isn't half of everything. He pays her $7 million and he'll be making $50 million per movie just to dress up like a pirate and "act" drunk for the rest of his career.

I laughed when she said that money was going to charity. The only charity that $7 million is going to is her bank account. $7 million is a lot of money, but not a lot when you think she essentially ended her career in an effort to try and smear one of the biggest movie stars in the world.

He didn't earn that $350 million during their marriage. You're not automatically entitled to half of everything someone has just because you marry them.

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She was expecting more. Under CA no fault law, without a pre-nup, Amber was entitled to seek half of their combined earnings gained during their marriage. Depp made at least 30 million in 2015 (Forbes article). So she could be getting 15 million. She also demanded 50K per month spousal support, coverage of her lawyers' fee, LA condos, etc.

To avoid going to court battle, she accepted just 7 million. After all the brouhaha, Amber got much less than a normal divorce would have gotten her

Shit, if it got me 7 million I'd use my face to catch a few loads and couple girly slaps from Johnny for 15 months.

7mil? You would do it for [insert tired unfunny line here]

Amber Heard fucks chicks so committing adultery is what got her. He's a lucky bastard.

Is she still suing Stanhope?

Why again does she deserve 7 million dollars? Marriage laws in this country make zero sense.

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Whore gets money for being a bitch. Big news

The news is she wanted half and probably got less than 10%, and refused to testify under oath he hit her. So it's a win for Depp (and Stanhope)

How long till we find out that Depp is paying for Stanhope's lawyer?

I say he uses the whole thing as a closer on his next special.