Jimmy defines himself by his addictions. That's the lens through which he sees the world. He's ruined so many lighthearted conversations over the years by launching into a morbid, self-absorbed diatribe about addiction.
Some guy: I had some really good Pizza yesterday.
Jimmy: Man, pizza was the HARDEST thing for me to give up when I started dieting and trying to lose weight. It's how I knew I had a real junk food addiction. I would just go crazy and eat pizza.
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8 [deleted] 2016-08-17
Jim is the type of guy you can fool into getting drunk by giving him grape juice and saying it's wine.
6 throwawaymanthrows 2016-08-17
Jimmy defines himself by his addictions. That's the lens through which he sees the world. He's ruined so many lighthearted conversations over the years by launching into a morbid, self-absorbed diatribe about addiction.
Some guy: I had some really good Pizza yesterday.
Jimmy: Man, pizza was the HARDEST thing for me to give up when I started dieting and trying to lose weight. It's how I knew I had a real junk food addiction. I would just go crazy and eat pizza.
3 Bluesmoky 2016-08-17
I'm worried about him. He replaced booze with self heating soup. Where does it end :(
1 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-08-17
Well you know what Dr. Phil says...
3 thoughts_n_prayers 2016-08-17
I never spray air freshener after I make doody, because I don't want to get addicted to lavender