r/opieandanthony: the reviews are in!... or they're about to be. Right boys?

32 Fat_People_Hydra 2016-08-16

From what I've read so far in her book, it seems like she's ripping off yet another ... oh right, MY own book, Maid Not For You. Google the book site for it, and you might be amazed (I'm not able to put in the link on here). There's a bit of history between myself and Twitter and Amy Schumer.

Uh-oh, it looks like BAS is already embroiled in another plagiarism controversy!

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15 Fat_People_Hydra 2016-08-16

We need to spread the word and raise awareness for this poor woman BAS has stolen from and oppressed.

4 shaggyanlngs 2016-08-16

If not for that one specific victim, at least do it for feminism in general.

2 Bick_Bickerson 2016-08-16

I completely agree.

1 Superbad415 2016-08-16

wut did she sit on her or sumtin tss

6 aprosbro 2016-08-16

Holy shit did you read how crazy this bitch is? Theres a laundry list of people she claims stole from her.

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5 shemthepen 2016-08-16

She's delusional from that mess of text on that page. Self absorbed, celebrity obsessed cunt.

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10 TheScarletR 2016-08-16

Why is that review all the way at the bottom? It has 13 helpful upvotes and their "top negative review" has 4 upvotes.

20 blackirishlad 2016-08-16

the international jewery

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3 ShetUp 2016-08-16

Man that fatso is outta control.

1 aprosbro 2016-08-16

I'm trying to wrap my head around what this is supposed to mean. Maid Not For You is a book by a woman named Jean Bergman, who as far as I can tell doesn't exist. What am I missing?

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12 Binski13 2016-08-16

I was going to write a funny review and post it but I realized I wasn't funny and I would've ended up doxing myself and pulling an ol Rich "nigger" "Comic630" Vos.

13 Guinness525 2016-08-16

Ohhh, nonsense! You get in there and write a review, funnyman!

3 Binski13 2016-08-16

finnneee

5 Guinness525 2016-08-16

:D

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1 DefaultTrash 2016-08-16

I'm here if you wanna brainstorm

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15 Binski13 2016-08-16

It's this thing that sounds funny at the time in your head but not when read later.

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4 Binski13 2016-08-16

Fuck fine I'll bite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N1v2iJruOs

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/4kcnmw/gregg_opie_nigger_hughes/

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8 dankfranklin 2016-08-16

He was gonna post a review with his real Amazon account, then people here would look at his other reviews and laugh that he gave 5 stars to an enema kit or something.

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6 Binski13 2016-08-16

I thought you knew what I was saying and pullin my leg ya scamp

4 Binski13 2016-08-16

I didn't want to be judged on my organic ceylon cinnamon and tongue scraper reviews

2 blackirishlad 2016-08-16

is it the surgical steel tongue scraper?

because i can't live without it.

2 Binski13 2016-08-16

Surgical steel I'm not a savage

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3 TheScarletR 2016-08-16

I left the "man hating brainwashing tactics" review. Not particularly original but someone might believe it.

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4 Binski13 2016-08-16

I tried you have to spend 5$ to write one on a new account

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14 Binski13 2016-08-16

Thanks changed it to Jim Morton

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3 Binski13 2016-08-16

Aww well thanks

1 Misterbrownstone 2016-08-16

I saw a Chip Lyleson on there

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10 Tucker_Normand 2016-08-16

The "9 people found this helpful" bits under each fake review has me dying laughing.

9 Guinness525 2016-08-16

An insightful review from Jen:

"I love her stong voice and vulnerability- it's funny and true and sad and shocking and I loved this book from beginning to end."

Her stupid fanbase is doing a better job at making her look bad than we ever could.

11 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2016-08-16

Yeah, but did you read the review from Jen #2?

BEST book of the YEAR!!! Funny, thoughtful, candid, heart-moving. I laughed on every page...and even cried on some. Amy Schumer is an incredible writer!!!!

Such a diverse fanbase / bot algorithm.

2 Guinness525 2016-08-16

Ugh. Can you picture someone shedding genuine tears of compassion at something written by the likes of Amy Schumer?

8 suchanjv 2016-08-16

Number 1 Best-selling? This book just came out. Don't you have to wait until a second printing to say that?

9 aprosbro 2016-08-16

No, you can be a best seller from preorders. She's probably #1 on the comedy or memoir list this week.

1 Thomas_Daly 2016-08-16

1 best selling in Movie Biographies. I'm sure any novelist is way out selling her.

8 Mr702law 2016-08-16

This made me laugh hard https://imgur.com/gallery/Gxpea

3 Binski13 2016-08-16

That was me

9 holodog 2016-08-16

See? You just needed to believe in yourself!

8 CowsAreCurious 2016-08-16

Do your part. Submit more reviews. It's still too high at 2.4 stars.

6 Tucker_Normand 2016-08-16

Jarvismcjigglestein had me laughing so hard. Best review name ever. Lol

7 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2016-08-16

Make love to me.

6 hulkanator 2016-08-16

Good job, Mike F. Made it seem like an actual review until you worked a peckas in.

6 Maxa2k13 2016-08-16

I'm so happy this is happening

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6 Guinness525 2016-08-16

Lol now the positive reviewers are starting to acknowledge the increased amount of one-star's.

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2 Guinness525 2016-08-16

What pisses me off is that the public will eat this stuff up and consider it "inside knowledge," even though Colin, Patrice, and the rest of them have explained this in much better ways years ago.

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5 Guinness525 2016-08-16

She doesn't understand comedy on that far of a level to appreciate the hilarity that comes from bombing. She's just another cookie-cutter comedian: pander, punchline, payoff, repeat.

3 Tom_Stall 2016-08-16

I haven't read this, yet, so I couldn't possibly provide my opinion. I'll have to wait till the weekend and draw a nice hot bath, light some candles, eat 4 tonnes of cake, and put on some mood music to get into the Amy feeling. Then I'll write my review.

3 Jaeromaru 2016-08-16

They could transcribe the book as a tattoo on her ass and still have room for Ann Rand's Atlas Shrugged too.

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2 danimalplanimal 2016-08-16

I like that Jim Morton showed up...

2 TrackSuitVos 2016-08-16

James snuck in a Vos plug. I like it.

2 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-08-16

Don't forget to rate positive reviews as "not helpful".

2 Tom_Stall 2016-08-16

Y'know a lot of 2 star reviews would be worse to me.

2 ChrisFutrell 2016-08-16

You pathetic pieces of trash. Eat shit and die every single one of you.

3 Slateski 2016-08-16

Sorry.

2 ChrisFutrell 2016-08-16

I wish there was a digital equivalent of a gun shooting because all you dumb fucks would be bleeding. Also, I'm for gun control so that should show you how much I hate trolls and how much the world would be better if you guys were dead. I URGE you to kill yourselves. Stop masturbating in front of the computer screen because you're ugly and no one will touch you, and overdose on a medication, stab yourself, put a gun to your head. Anyone of those methods will do. PLEASE kill yourselves. Thank you.

5 wowbagger88 2016-08-16

Words hurt, pal!

1 ChrisFutrell 2016-08-16

I know, I feel so bad.

3 Spaceman4Life 2016-08-16

I don't give a turkey what you think, buddy!

1 ChrisFutrell 2016-08-16

Feeling's mutual, hick.

1 Spaceman4Life 2016-08-16

lol

1 ChrisFutrell 2016-08-16

BAHAHAHAHA!