honest question: how do we know that this isn't a character she is playing like the conservative woman she played on Red Eye or the drunk, slutty quasi racist character she played in her stand up until recently?
Miz Schumer also remembers losing her virginity to a former boyfriend who took advantage of her while she was half-asleep — and then feeling bad for it later:
"Without asking first, without kissing me, without so much as looking me in the eyes – or even confirming if I was awake …
Does this dumbfuck shill have any self-awareness at all?
Most of that stuff seems pretty run of the mill tbh. If you look closely at your own life and put words to all the negative shit that happens it starts to sound like the world's biggest trauma. But really, a lot of that shit is pretty normal.
The funniest thing about all these women getting famous and trotting out some horseshit abuse story, is that it makes us all not believe when it eventually happens for real.
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28 Hamburger212 2016-08-16
honest question: how do we know that this isn't a character she is playing like the conservative woman she played on Red Eye or the drunk, slutty quasi racist character she played in her stand up until recently?
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5 AsunaKirito4Ever 2016-08-16
Maybe I'm just trash but my dad accidentally shitting his pants during a fishing trip when I was 13 was the funniest thing ever at the time.
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1 Superbad415 2016-08-16
That reminds me the family vacation where dad accidentally shit on my dick haha.
21 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-08-16
Being a victim is so hot right now.
20 bonniesretardsister 2016-08-16
Now she's plagiarizing from Lifetime tv movies. Get ovarian cancer, fat cunt.
1 BloodyTomFlint 2016-08-16
That'll be in her next book.
19 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-08-16
6 bonniesretardsister 2016-08-16
And 4. Dan = Dan Soder
1 aaron91325 2016-08-16
Too bad it wasn't Dan Cilley.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA48DnwZs3EMSfLb6KWTBRw
3 AmbientHostile 2016-08-16
4, Niggers
You're slipping, friend!
3 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-08-16
Who runs the media? Niggers have nothing to do with this.
16 DickensCoffee 2016-08-16
Does this dumbfuck shill have any self-awareness at all?
http://thoughtcatalog.com/anonymous/2014/05/wait-a-second-did-amy-schumer-rape-a-guy/
1 TriangleDimes 2016-08-16
Maybe the way she screamed "FUCK ME FUCK YOUR DIRTY PIG WHORE" tipped him off she was aware of what was going on.
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10 cabaretcabaret 2016-08-16
Good idea, just left a review titled 'not my cuppa tea'.
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2 Guinness525 2016-08-16
Yeah, he went too far with that one. Crude yuma!
6 mikestl1988 2016-08-16
She needs the DeRosa treatment
3 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2016-08-16
Please
11 piggyboi 2016-08-16
So he got a little drunk, mistakenly thought he saw a whale in his kitchen, and decided to harpoon it. Who among us wouldn't do the same?
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2 cottonsweatpants 2016-08-16
She's a young girl in a big city!
6 MoeGreenVegas 2016-08-16
She swallowed a lot of aggression. Along with a lot of pizzas.
5 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-08-16
Most of that stuff seems pretty run of the mill tbh. If you look closely at your own life and put words to all the negative shit that happens it starts to sound like the world's biggest trauma. But really, a lot of that shit is pretty normal.
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3 Guinness525 2016-08-16
Can you imagine Soder pimp slapping this pig and scolding her with his deep monster voice?
2 NortheastPhilly 2016-08-16
I thought this was complete satire until I clicked the link
2 1vixor 2016-08-16
So whose the Dan shes referring too? Please dont say Soder
2 Tom_Stall 2016-08-16
She says she was "sure" but yet here she is, still alive. This just shows we can't really trust her judgement of the situation.
1 fashanoo 2016-08-16
The funniest thing about all these women getting famous and trotting out some horseshit abuse story, is that it makes us all not believe when it eventually happens for real.