My gf posted this on facebook and thought it was hilarious. I really want to break up with her

0  2016-08-14 by Lil_Teddy_Sheckler

25 comments

Needs more "nigger".

Lol fuckin brilliant, sir.

/u/FaggotBannedKeith Killin it for us today!!!

I've never met a southern woman who says any of this shit

Idk if I'm being literal Lil_Teddy_Sheckler but women actually do say that in the south. It's just the fact that she found it so funny is what terrifies me

You gotta go south of 90 to meet them.. IQ that is.

Now wrap me up in bacon and call me a cornball.

Check out the comments section of that video....the horror is indescribable.

Thats the worst non copyrighted music I've ever heard

They look like they smell like baby powder and old lady perfume

Have you considered posting this piece of genius?

Your "girlfriend," eh?

I followed my ex from high school on FB, and I still consider her my gf!

Yes. she's a very handsome woman.

Its not that bad, better than most of Opie's videos. Then again, that's not saying much.

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I don't even have to watch that to know what it is. My gf thinks the dumbest shit is funny too.

Lucky for you there is no law against murdering an anime pillow.

Fawkin' homerun, Keeblah! Peesa gahbidge!

And by GF you mean first cousin

Fawkin homerun

A man with tits is not a girlfriend.

Thisone is #7 too.

I'd bang 3/4 of them broads.

Which 3/4ths? I bet those assholes are cleaner than those pussies

All except fatty fatty boom boom.

I'd fuck all four

I'd fuck all four