Always bet on the man who has eaten his own shit.

As Artie once put it, Stern is a feeble little pelican.

A feeble pelican with a gun, though.

geeky-lookin pelican

That would be a truly pathetic fight.

He's a goofball but never underestimate a scrawny mick in a fight. They'll fight till their face looks like ground beef.

Eastside Dave has NOTHING to lose.

Stern would win, he would claim to not know who he is and not show up.

Dave would be cutting himself and screaming drunkenly while Howie hits the Hamptons in his Howie-Coptor, hoo hoo.

I fuck a supermodel Rah-bin Hoo hoo.

Baba booey would wind up getting socked somehow

Anthony cause we would forget how terrible he is for 5 seconds if that ever actually happened.

eastside. He's scrappier and wouldn't have to worry about a wig falling off.

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KC Armstrong