I'm tired of this being stated in every "ew.com" linked thread. What makes you think freaks that populate a dead radio shows message board would like repetitious hackery?
Why the fuck would anyone want to see a biopic about Meryl Streep? She isn't like Charlie Chaplin or Frances Farmer where they actually had interesting lives to warrant dramatization. It would just be whoever wearing different costumes and wigs every 10 minutes. "Look! There she is as Meryl Streep as Karen Silkwood! And now look! She's playing Meryl Streep playing Margaret Thatcher!" Enthralling.
You've been considered the best actress in the world for almost 4 decades but you're still convinced women need some courageous savior to deliver them from some kind of horribly oppressed Dark Age. What the fuck happens to the human brain when you're born with a vagina?
Old Helen Mirren is still hot. I saw her as a military commander in last spring's Eye in the Sky. Even when gruff and dressed down I still could've jacked off to her.
I watched about half of shitty Trainwreck last night. Total hack bullshit on the comedy scale but I have to admit the film captures Amy at her physical peak. After shooting she obviously let herself go down the shitter.
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30 dankfranklin 2016-08-14
I could see Amy Schumer playing Candy Crush while eating 12 pancakes.
5 BrocialistFuckboi4U 2016-08-14
She really is about a tubby little piggy
1 Bandits82 2016-08-14
No need to exaggerate to tear down this woman. She would eat 6 with a big glass of OJ.
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29 DontDoxMeJoe 2016-08-14
"ew" .com is an accurate url in this case.
-11 EncinoEscobar 2016-08-14
I'm tired of this being stated in every "ew.com" linked thread. What makes you think freaks that populate a dead radio shows message board would like repetitious hackery?
5 UnwarrantedArrogance 2016-08-14
Not sure what you're saying but thanks for participating in the sub!
3 DontDoxMeJoe 2016-08-14
I'm going to need you to post more tweets about Amy Schumer.
19 gaycunt04 2016-08-14
Too bad she is reserved already for the Roseanne Barr biopic.
11 CoolerKing37 2016-08-14
Why the fuck would anyone want to see a biopic about Meryl Streep? She isn't like Charlie Chaplin or Frances Farmer where they actually had interesting lives to warrant dramatization. It would just be whoever wearing different costumes and wigs every 10 minutes. "Look! There she is as Meryl Streep as Karen Silkwood! And now look! She's playing Meryl Streep playing Margaret Thatcher!" Enthralling.
Oh, and Amy Schumer's too fat.
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11 MedicSBK 2016-08-14
Related: Amy Schumer could see Rebel Wilson playing her in a biopic.
9 mikestl1988 2016-08-14
Around what age was Meryl a big fat pig cunt??
8 telemecanique 2016-08-14
eww.com am I right guys???
6 LamarThePotato 2016-08-14
But first Schumer needs to get AIDS.
5 packitchofsositch 2016-08-14
You've been considered the best actress in the world for almost 4 decades but you're still convinced women need some courageous savior to deliver them from some kind of horribly oppressed Dark Age. What the fuck happens to the human brain when you're born with a vagina?
3 xxmikekxx 2016-08-14
I couldn't see Amy Schumer as Meryl Streep in a "Drunk History" segment
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1 jfral 2016-08-14
Old Helen Mirren is still hot. I saw her as a military commander in last spring's Eye in the Sky. Even when gruff and dressed down I still could've jacked off to her.
1 Senators86 2016-08-14
Why the fuck would they make a biopic? She was a great actress, cool. Big fucking deal
1 jfral 2016-08-14
I watched about half of shitty Trainwreck last night. Total hack bullshit on the comedy scale but I have to admit the film captures Amy at her physical peak. After shooting she obviously let herself go down the shitter.
1 drudrudrudru 2016-08-14
Tssss they spelled street wrong Tsss Tsss
1 Bandits82 2016-08-14
Tsst.. she gonna streep off her clothes or sumthin?
1 drudrudrudru 2016-08-14
Fawwwk yea!!!
1 nazicumfarts 2016-08-14
Ned Beatty would be more appropriate.
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-2 eastriverdriveII 2016-08-14
not gonna lie, I would love if Amy sat on my face for a few minutes.