I've always liked Edward Norton as an actor, but I remember when he was dating Salma Hayek, and when the broke up, she pretty much said he was a pussy and she wore the pants in their relationship.
I've always though of him as a faggot beta pussy since then. In hindsight though, she might have just been saying that to make him look bad, IDK.
How the fuck can you be 50 years old if you jerked off to her in high school? That means you were still in high school at age 30 when Hayek became an A-lister in the mid-90s.
EDIT: you were talking about Hayek not yourself. I'm a cunt.
Salma Hayek used to live in this little city in Washington because she belonged to a cult there, and the city was full of odd stories about it's members.
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26 Guinness525 2016-08-12
Heyyy! That was mischievous!
1 WiretapStudios 2016-08-12
Bunch of leg pullers in here, boy howdy.
7 HowsThatFeelFucker 2016-08-12
You are a nohtty nohtty boy. sniff
3 itrits 2016-08-12
I've always liked Edward Norton as an actor, but I remember when he was dating Salma Hayek, and when the broke up, she pretty much said he was a pussy and she wore the pants in their relationship.
I've always though of him as a faggot beta pussy since then. In hindsight though, she might have just been saying that to make him look bad, IDK.
22 JohnnyRotbottom 2016-08-12
Thank you for sharing
4 [deleted] 2016-08-12
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2 itrits 2016-08-12
I used to jerk off to her a lot when I was in HS, so I guess that's why that story stuck with me; it seems so cold for her to say that.
Even still, at 50 and with a kid, I would ravage her. I'd be her little beta fuckboy without any hesitation.
0 EdguhMellencamp 2016-08-12
How the fuck can you be 50 years old if you jerked off to her in high school? That means you were still in high school at age 30 when Hayek became an A-lister in the mid-90s.
EDIT: you were talking about Hayek not yourself. I'm a cunt.
6 Shockerlawd69 2016-08-12
He was talking about her being 50, stupid.
3 EdguhMellencamp 2016-08-12
fawwwwwk, you're right. I'm a retard.
4 WiretapStudios 2016-08-12
Shame shame shame.... shame on you
2 [deleted] 2016-08-12
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0 Superbad415 2016-08-12
Those really are out of this fucking world.
3 majestik6 2016-08-12
Salma Hayek used to live in this little city in Washington because she belonged to a cult there, and the city was full of odd stories about it's members.
http://www.theolympian.com/news/local/article25225543.html
3 Guybroman 2016-08-12
Most actors are pussies
2 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2016-08-12
So he's just his Fight Club character IRL?
1 Binski13 2016-08-12
He looks the type anyway
1 SHUT_UP_STUPID 2016-08-12
Good nature, bad taste humor, this is.
1 1073WAAF 2016-08-12
http://youtu.be/xGprRpuXFj0
1 ScorchIsMyHero 2016-08-12
I've been goofed on, yo.
1 Jaymormay 2016-08-12
If he can't score here where the fuck can he? He's a funny man, but his opportunies are mighty super slim.