I was listening to the Jim & Sam show and this weird thing happened where my mouth opened and I started making involuntary sounds as a response to what I was hearing. My girlfriend came in and asked what was wrong and I told her about the noises I had been making and she said it was 'laughter'. Then I smacked her face for entering my office without bringing me a sandwich. It was an emotional day for everybody.
i knew this dude who used to inject into the webbing of his toes because all of his other blood vessels had retreated into his body like a japanese tunnel rat
I'm really sorry she put you through that. Doesn't she know you that you don't like having to correct her all the time? I would leave, you deserve better.
Maybe this is a trial for a Jim & Sam show on the channel, in addition to Opie's show. Opie did say he wanted to split the show similarly with Anthony.
I could see Titstanic pulling a Fezzie and recognizing he has no fight left in him.
Tits wants to be home to breastfeed nightly. Lynsi and Op, passing their suckling adolescent children, tit to tit in rotation; mommies, and then daddies milk. And on the screen in front of them, with soft sounds of suckling arising from their breast, is the first volume of cKy on DVD. The 'football kicks into cars' scene is on screen. The suckling tires, and Opie's son looks up at boring old pop-pop, and says, "Pop-pop, can I use the 'puter and search for you and Uncle Anthony before I go to bed?" One tear falls from Opie's lazy eye as he sighs, and looks back up to see Bam throwing up devil horns with his tongue out.
That, is when Gregg "Tits" Hughes recognizes how joyless his millions of dollars is. This sub wins.
I think there's also a possibility that Opie moves to the 3-6 (he seemed to looooove it when he did that "secret show" a couple months ago), and Jimmy and Sam take over the morning show.
Jim's on Sams show right now, I was listening to it for a short drive and I quite like their chemistry, and Sam actually plays along with Jims characters. Though Sam does have an annoying voice and laugh I find him much more tolerable than big tittied Opster.
They've always had great chemistry. Sam and Ant did too. Sam really knows how to engage Jim's characters and Ant's impressions/references/stories and shit. I know Sam gets a lot of shit around here and yeah he can be annoying, but the three of them with their own show with Sam directing the ship would be simply amazing.
last night Sam let Uncle Paul go on for almost 5 minutes about putting chess pieces in young Cathy Kelley's ass, and she just laughed right through it. (god that Cathy Kelley is a good egg)
Opie is taking two weeks of vacation so he has to work as little as possible with Jimmy. They will be back together for a week or so and then Jimmy flies to Australia. Never to be heard from (on Opie Radio) again.
Tit is on holiday with the brat kids and his wife's manhattan "friends" that only use him for the money. I'm sure he's also scouring the beach for hermit crabs to remove them from a happy beach life amongst crab friends and crab family to live in a cold manhattan apartment, since the last ones he got died after 6 weeks. He's a vile, disgusting human being.
Honestly, how fucking hilarious would it be if Opie returned with his face totally pulled back and glossy and tried to pass it off like nothing had changed.
I honestly see Opie giving the show to Sam and Jim in October. After two years without Anthony he understands that he isn't good at talking or making anyone loff
I'd definitely be on board for Jim and Sam to have their own show and let Opie continue to pollute the airwaves with Vic and Sherrod. Who would listen to just Opie and Vic/Sherrod? I genuinely am curious as to the mind of someone who would do that.
I still can't believe anyone listens to that channel at all anymore. I can't think of any reason to subject myself to anything on there after they fired the funny two years ago.
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131 Nulltor 2016-08-12
I was listening to the Jim & Sam show and this weird thing happened where my mouth opened and I started making involuntary sounds as a response to what I was hearing. My girlfriend came in and asked what was wrong and I told her about the noises I had been making and she said it was 'laughter'. Then I smacked her face for entering my office without bringing me a sandwich. It was an emotional day for everybody.
48 spinuch 2016-08-12
I knew this dude from highschool that thought every joke should involve sandwiches and women.
19 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-08-12
i knew this dude who used to inject into the webbing of his toes because all of his other blood vessels had retreated into his body like a japanese tunnel rat
6 spinuch 2016-08-12
I'm sorry your boyfriend put you through that.
2 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-08-12
damnit /u/stinkskc, sometimes I wanted to be the bottom too, selfish bastard.
7 stinkskc 2016-08-12
What can I say I'm lazy and look like a lady from behind
6 Superbad415 2016-08-12
I knew this dude in highschool who smacked his girlfriend.
3 TossyMcSalad 2016-08-12
i have since changed
5 Destination_Jeffrey 2016-08-12
Great joke Sherrod.
4 late_50s_why 2016-08-12
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-04/enhanced/webdr08/7/13/enhanced-6738-1396891406-47.jpg?no-auto
2 Nulltor 2016-08-12
That's an awesome niche
6 spinuch 2016-08-12
I waited outside of a deli and I murdered him. It's all yours bud.
7 Nulltor 2016-08-12
"Ya know, [women/sandwiches] are a lot like [sandwiches/women] [followed by nonsensical reason]"
Look forward to this because I'll be doing it constantly from now on
3 faustok 2016-08-12
Does anyone remember that noise you were making?
-2 cakehornnigga 2016-08-12
I'm really sorry she put you through that. Doesn't she know you that you don't like having to correct her all the time? I would leave, you deserve better.
1 Nulltor 2016-08-12
It's not even like I'm expecting an especially fancy sandwich (which I deserve)
49 MiniChipper 2016-08-12
I hope we are looking at the future.
2 PokeredFace 2016-08-12
So do I, friend. So do I..
2 MiniChipper 2016-08-12
Nice prediction PokeredFace. If this prophecy of yours is fulfilled I pledge my allegiance to you.
1 Nulltor 2016-08-12
This man is clearly a witch
38 drudrudrudru 2016-08-12
No way opie throws in the towel this easily. It's his brand. He would take the whole thing down before giving up being the host.
28 [deleted] 2016-08-12
Maybe this is a trial for a Jim & Sam show on the channel, in addition to Opie's show. Opie did say he wanted to split the show similarly with Anthony.
22 Aemon12 2016-08-12
I get the feeling that opie would relieved for Jimmy to leave voluntarily. And we know Jimmy won't give up a steady gig on his own, I mean, who would?
11 hookahreed 2016-08-12
I'd listen to Morning Jam with Jim & Sam. That would actually be a smart move.
3 MaskedUploader 2016-08-12
Mornings with Jim & Sam
Afternoons with OpieRaqio
Evenings with the Benningtons
~sniff~ get wicky on the phone. the band is coming back together! scope brothers
6 burgersass 2016-08-12
Or maybe he's just a pussy.
1 BatKnuckles 2016-08-12
Are you insane? Opie doesn't care about OpieRadio. He just wanted to be Stern and have his own channel.
-4 AiCPearlJam 2016-08-12
I could see Titstanic pulling a Fezzie and recognizing he has no fight left in him.
Tits wants to be home to breastfeed nightly. Lynsi and Op, passing their suckling adolescent children, tit to tit in rotation; mommies, and then daddies milk. And on the screen in front of them, with soft sounds of suckling arising from their breast, is the first volume of cKy on DVD. The 'football kicks into cars' scene is on screen. The suckling tires, and Opie's son looks up at boring old pop-pop, and says, "Pop-pop, can I use the 'puter and search for you and Uncle Anthony before I go to bed?" One tear falls from Opie's lazy eye as he sighs, and looks back up to see Bam throwing up devil horns with his tongue out.
That, is when Gregg "Tits" Hughes recognizes how joyless his millions of dollars is. This sub wins.
5 hookahreed 2016-08-12
The football kicking is cKy2k you fuckin dump truck.
37 ErectSnake 2016-08-12
Opie and everyone's best mates Sherrod and Vic in the mornings, Jim and Sam in the noon/afternoon.
Makes sense for everyone involved. Well, except morning listeners
5 cacophonousdrunkard 2016-08-12
Comedy bang bang + Bennington.
Purge yourself of this addiction to drama and weird shockjock pond skimmings.
2 HolyRomanEmperor 2016-08-12
Heynong man
2 goarlorde 2016-08-12
I'm "Donald ducking it" right now
1 panjshirlion 2016-08-12
Bonfire is still a worthy successor, fuck the hate.
3 almostuntitled 2016-08-12
I think there's also a possibility that Opie moves to the 3-6 (he seemed to looooove it when he did that "secret show" a couple months ago), and Jimmy and Sam take over the morning show.
19 mattirawks 2016-08-12
Sounds feasible..
The morning Jam with Jim n' Sam.
The Afternoon Swoon with Gregg and the Coon
9 Joshua_Goodnaturedly 2016-08-12
Afternoon Schtick with Gregg and the Hick
6 Doc_McCoy79 2016-08-12
Afternoon Snack, with the Nigger And The Hack
1 [deleted] 2016-08-12
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29 Yellow-5 2016-08-12
Jim's on Sams show right now, I was listening to it for a short drive and I quite like their chemistry, and Sam actually plays along with Jims characters. Though Sam does have an annoying voice and laugh I find him much more tolerable than big tittied Opster.
11 majestik6 2016-08-12
It was good! Sam and Jim have chemistry.
2 ClovisLedbetter 2016-08-12
Sam at least conducts a decent interview. Definitely sounds like he does his homework.
5 bornrevolution 2016-08-12
They've always had great chemistry. Sam and Ant did too. Sam really knows how to engage Jim's characters and Ant's impressions/references/stories and shit. I know Sam gets a lot of shit around here and yeah he can be annoying, but the three of them with their own show with Sam directing the ship would be simply amazing.
3 BigDummyIsSexy 2016-08-12
Dial it back a bit, champ.
2 Doc_McCoy79 2016-08-12
"Im not supposed to be talking right now..." (Uncle Paul)
21 [deleted] 2016-08-12
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6 clay-davis 2016-08-12
He's following Patrice's advice: surround yourself with mid-level Jews.
0 [deleted] 2016-08-12
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17 [deleted] 2016-08-12
Maybe Jim badmouthed FH Rileys or he accidentally texted Opie something that was meant for Sam.
7 Anarchorenegade 2016-08-12
"This fucking cunt can't even look at me"
9 fashanoo 2016-08-12
The cunt won't even respond to my Uncle Paul
5 almostuntitled 2016-08-12
last night Sam let Uncle Paul go on for almost 5 minutes about putting chess pieces in young Cathy Kelley's ass, and she just laughed right through it. (god that Cathy Kelley is a good egg)
12 jaghutgathos 2016-08-12
Opie is taking two weeks of vacation so he has to work as little as possible with Jimmy. They will be back together for a week or so and then Jimmy flies to Australia. Never to be heard from (on Opie Radio) again.
6 [deleted] 2016-08-12
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6 User_Name13 2016-08-12
Early to mid 50's actually, he's 53.
Tits wishes he was in his late 40's again, back when his tits had a little more bounce and a little less sag.
5 TheFatMosque 2016-08-12
hopefully it's his last
9 brmlb 2016-08-12
Tit is on holiday with the brat kids and his wife's manhattan "friends" that only use him for the money. I'm sure he's also scouring the beach for hermit crabs to remove them from a happy beach life amongst crab friends and crab family to live in a cold manhattan apartment, since the last ones he got died after 6 weeks. He's a vile, disgusting human being.
3 [deleted] 2016-08-12
You have a way with words, sir.
3 TacoTrots 2016-08-12
While also drinking grapefruit beer, shitting on the beach, and occasionally kicking some dude's ass underwater.
1 anaLog1989 2016-08-12
Maybe somebody will see one of his children and have the same idea.
8 DanisRibs 2016-08-12
Maybe mama bear is away having tit reduction surgery
17 dom6502 2016-08-12
Honestly, how fucking hilarious would it be if Opie returned with his face totally pulled back and glossy and tried to pass it off like nothing had changed.
5 gmus 2016-08-12
I hope the Botox fucks up the nerves in his face and gives him Scott Shannon voice. Though I guess that'd be an improvement over how he sounds now.
5 thoughts_n_prayers 2016-08-12
there's a piss on my sock...
2 Leofan7 2016-08-12
During the consultation he hands his surgeon a picture of Scott Shannon.
5 emende21 2016-08-12
why doesn't this sub jocktober the radio show.
4 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-08-12
No need.
4 Yellow-5 2016-08-12
Is Sam still with his wife? Didn't they move to LA a while back? Is he back in NY now or just visiting?
5 illydelph 2016-08-12
Yes. No. He never left.
4 Anarchorenegade 2016-08-12
He never left. I think management was trying to get him to move out there a while back.
1 mattirawks 2016-08-12
The Stankles
4 DapperDan0979 2016-08-12
At this point, is it all but confirmed that that fucker Vic Henley is an employee of SXM? He's always there.
He was even on the episode Doug did of Doug Loves Movies in place of O&J.
3 RacksDiciprine 2016-08-12
I hate when mom and dad aren't on speaking terms.
13 PassProtect15 2016-08-12
mom and mom
5 [deleted] 2016-08-12
mom and grandma
12 red_eleven 2016-08-12
Tits and peckahs
3 [deleted] 2016-08-12
tits stomped out his radio legacy the same way he did that poor homeless man's cake. What a waste.
1 Opesterino 2016-08-12
you know, It might be time for the ole cake stomp video to make rounds again.
1 Superbad415 2016-08-12
This is unrelated, but has gregg actually referred to himself as the "opesterino". I just dont know anymore.
2 Opesterino 2016-08-12
I do not believe so, I wouldn't put it past him at this point
3 misstheolddaysfan 2016-08-12
Its so over.
3 dom6502 2016-08-12
Sounds like things are finally looking up
3 [deleted] 2016-08-12
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3 Binski13 2016-08-12
I wonder if jim called him a cunt accidently via text
0 TheFatMosque 2016-08-12
your misspelling is impressive
1 Binski13 2016-08-12
Check my post history you'll cum
3 WoopEmGangbangStyle 2016-08-12
Great news. All on board The O&V train. ;p
3 i_saw_nothing 2016-08-12
Management loves the direction of the other shows on the channel.
2 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2016-08-12
I honestly see Opie giving the show to Sam and Jim in October. After two years without Anthony he understands that he isn't good at talking or making anyone loff
10 Lobstrich 2016-08-12
He is fucking terrible at talking.
6 Pompey_ 2016-08-12
I hate him for being so bad and making him stand out so much now in older funny shows.
2 TheFatMosque 2016-08-12
he's also terrible about understanding anything about himself
1 [deleted] 2016-08-12
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2 Johnniebutters 2016-08-12
They will be back Tuesday, Opie took a week off. Why is everything a conspiracy?
1 Doc_McCoy79 2016-08-12
We just got questions, bro.
1 NancysRayguns 2016-08-12
Looking odd for sure
1 lickitoff 2016-08-12
A weeks vacation looks odd to you?
1 Rock-Coat 2016-08-12
Opie needs more time to fish and finally catch the elusive Sea sparrow.
1 jarjarjelly 2016-08-12
Was there a given vacation date at a prior time that is now mysteriously being extended without explanation?
1 almostuntitled 2016-08-12
no, I'm pretty sure they planned it to be 2 weeks off.
1 [deleted] 2016-08-12
I hope not because if so this sub might die.
1 Xx9mmParabellumxX 2016-08-12
I'd definitely be on board for Jim and Sam to have their own show and let Opie continue to pollute the airwaves with Vic and Sherrod. Who would listen to just Opie and Vic/Sherrod? I genuinely am curious as to the mind of someone who would do that.
3 TacoTrots 2016-08-12
SNOWAYYYYY!
1 PepperTheCentaur 2016-08-12
I've certainly had it.
1 RacistPigeon 2016-08-12
I still can't believe anyone listens to that channel at all anymore. I can't think of any reason to subject myself to anything on there after they fired the funny two years ago.
1 faustok 2016-08-12
Is there an uploader for Sam's show?
-3 Excavatetheinfo 2016-08-12
Is there trouble in paradise, a lovers quarrel?
I hate Sam more than Opie, please give Norton someone else.
-1 Stinkybelly 2016-08-12
Give him Anthony and let Opie come in most days too... just have him sit in yimmy's seat